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The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 5.17

The Superficial / September 4, 2015

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our best-of compilation of all the horrible shit you people say in the comments. More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.4.15

Photo Boy / September 4, 2015

Jordan Carver joins the rotation, as does Julia Gilas. And honestly the rest of this is rando boob because of Labor Day. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Looks Like Jessica Alba’s Company Isn’t So Honest After All (Kills Entire World, Self)

Photo Boy / September 4, 2015

Get it?! It’s ironic, because the company’s calle Hon– *gets tased by Fish, handcuffed to grill for three days*More »


Kylie Jenner Leased The Lambo Tyga ‘Gave’ Her For Her Birthday

The Superficial / September 4, 2015

Tyga’s a freeloader? Get out. More »


Selena Gomez Isn’t A Kardashian

The Superficial / September 4, 2015

Selena Gomez in lingerie isn’t the shit-stain of America. More »


Caitlyn Jenner Is Using Her Old Name To Get Golf Memberships Faster

The Superficial / September 4, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner’s bravery knows no bounds. More »


Good Morning, Kat Torres Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial / September 4, 2015

Sandra Bullock is nobody’s rebound! (Okay, probably.) [Lainey Gossip]

Rosie O’Donnell and Tatum O’Neal might be o’doing it. [Dlisted]

Trump hopes to run against Kanye as our world burns. [The Frisky]

Anna Duggar’s family wants Josh to “disappear.” [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.3.15

Photo Boy / September 3, 2015

Yo Ventura’s butt, Ben Affleck’s bitch tits and HOLYMOTHERFUCK NICOLE KIDMAN’S HAND!! It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Kate Gosselin Bequeathed Justin Bieber Her Old Hair

The Superficial / September 3, 2015

Justin Bieber now has unfettered access to Kate Gosselin’s old hair. Will he use it for good? Or evil? More »


Coco Worried About Child Birth, Is ‘Very Petite Down There’

The Superficial / September 3, 2015

Coco has a petite vagina. I did not expect that. More »


Romance Is Dead: Chavril Kroegavine Broke Up

Photo Boy / September 3, 2015

Our long national musical nightmare is over. More »


Tom Brady Just Beat The NFL And It Only Cost Him His Marriage

The Superficial / September 3, 2015

Paula Deen On ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Is Going As Expected

The Superficial / September 3, 2015

Paula Deen on a dancing show with a diverse cast? Why that’s just a recipe for some fun, sugah. Now g’on dress live a field girl and dance for ol’ Paula. More »


Tori Spelling Fell On A Hibachi Grill At Benihana

The Superficial / September 3, 2015

Tori Spelling is living her best life. More »


Good Morning, Leidy Mazo Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial / September 3, 2015

So Ben Affleck (or Jennifer Garner) murdered the nanny? [Lainey Gossip]

Janice Dickinson’s immune system can’t handle Farrah and Tila. [Dlisted]

Taylor Swift has a black producer, you guys. [The Frisky]

Kim Davis’ fourth husband will kill you for Jesus. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.2.15

Photo Boy / September 2, 2015

Coco’s butt from 15 years ago, Joe Jonas street combat, Alec and Hilaria’s date night, and a fripple-less Jennifer Aniston which just spits in the face of God. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Why’s Reese Witherspoon Talking To Wesley Crusher In A Trench Coat?

The Superficial / September 2, 2015

That outfit’s not Starfleet code. More »


Nobody’s Buying The Lamborghini Chris Brown Ruined

Photo Boy / September 2, 2015

Nobody’s buying Chris Brown’s Lamborghini on eBay because everyone knows girl blood is the hardest to get out. More »


Taylor Swift Had Ian McKellen Evicted

The Superficial / September 2, 2015

Taylor Swift got Ian McKellen evicted, and in the darkness, she will bind him. More »


Yup, Khloe Kardashian Looks Like This In Real Life

The Superficial / September 2, 2015

Everything seems to be in order here. More »


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