Dina Lohan still pimping out her children

October 28th, 2008 // 68 Comments

Ali Lohan and her mom Dina attended the Animal Fair Magazine’s 8th Annual Halloween Pet Costume Party last night.

Based on a true story.

DINA: Okay, Ali, we’re going to a backroom now where you’re going to drink milk out of a saucer while a man hands mommy a stack of cash.
ALI: But, moooommm
DINA: You will do it! You will fucking do it! They are not repo-ing my Lexus again! I refuse to show up at the country club in a rental! For God’s sake, Ali, I might as well shit my pants on the 18th hole! DO YOU HEAR ME? NOW GET IN THERE BEFORE I TAKE YOUR DOG AND DROWN IT IN THE TUB UNTIL HIS LITTLE PUPPY EYES BURST! AAAAAHHH!
ALI: Jesus. Okay.
DINA: That’s mommy’s favorite. Whiskey’s in my purse to take the edge off. Love you.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. Deacon Jones

    @47
    Just stating the facts, you can label it anything you want to sweetie!

  2. Jamie's Uterus

    This is shameful. Ali looks so thrilled to be there. Maybe this is a stunt to get a season 2 of ‘Living Lohan’ on the E! Network.

    Did Ali perform one of her songs? I’m sure the audience would of loved hearing an untalented, whiny girl with fake boobs and fake tattoos croak out a little diddy.

    Ali’s countdown to rehab? 45 days and counting – she’s looking pretty rough here……

  3. Phoebe

    As I said … (in #16)

    Lohan = LowHore!

    Get it? Huh? Do You Get It?

    It’s mine, you can use it if you give me full credit.

  4. bob

    Some of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club mysportsdate.com She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

  5. Dudes she is a dude … the looks r like a dude and the name is also of a dude ..
    ROFL !!!

    XOXO !!

  6. …………………STARTING A BROTHEL IS AN IDEA?

  7. Astrid

    When did Ali Lohan turn into a fukn dude?

  8. OMG…, you are so sweet..I, one of your fans, found the blogs you posted several days ago on the website AgelessOnly.COM. You also disclosed your relationship with your soulmate. Sounds wonderful.

  9. OMG…, you are so sweet..I, one of your fans, found the blogs you posted several days ago on the website AgelessOnly.COM. You also disclosed your relationship with your soulmate. Sounds wonderful.

  10. friendlyfires

    These people give pussy a bad name. Jon Bon Jovi, feel free to quote me, but I want a cut of the royalties and any tee-shirt tie-ins, and the right to not have to sleep over in Sayerville when visiting to pick up my check (the Sheraton over in Hazlet will do just fine, as long as I don’t have to shack up with Silent Bob in Red Bank or Millie in Long Branch, but we hafta’ ride the Tilt-A-Whirl at Keansburg Amusement Park – whee!)

  11. Spinnaz

    Ali’s fcking hot, age of consent is 15 here, it’s all good.

  12. Alex

    Adding some sort of random animal ears to a regular outfit is not a costume!

  13. Welcome to the NWO, retards.

    18, “Face it. This Country is screwed either way. We have a Socialist and a liberal in sheeps cloathing to choose between. Once again we have to pick the lesser of two evils and that is McCain. At least with him he won’t take your money and give it to people who don’t deserve it.”

    I sincerely hope you are part of the 5% of Americans who control the majority of the wealth in this country. Because unless you are not, the Republican strategy of cutting taxes for the rich and supporting corporations, leaving the middle class and small businesses to rot might not be the best thing to support.

    Not that it even matters who gets elected. All those front-runners have proven ties to secret societies – even Ron Paul is a Freemason. Who is their loyalty to? Surely not the citizens of the USA. But, wait, understanding that would undermine this red vs. blue game they deliberately want you idiots to play.

  14. Ummm, cat ear thingies hardly qualify as a costume. Or were the pets supposed to be in costume?

    As far as a candidate for office taking our money, its going to happen either way. Shit half the stuff being spouted by both parties is just campaign rhetoric and empty promises. That’s why we have the second amendment, “Git Off Mah Propty ya danged feddy”. I’m voting cthulhu

  15. Alex

    Is that an ARM BAND TATTOO? Did she see a rerun of V.I.P and get inspired?

  16. Daniella

    @18, thank you. Somebody with a reasonable mindset.

    Secondly, I don’t see a picture of John McCain or Barack Obama anywhere on this post. Remind me why a Presidential debate is going on in this particular comment section?

  17. Timbulb

    I’d bone Lindsay, but her sister is a little man.

  18. Timbulb

    I’d bone Lindsay, but her sister is a little man.

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