Dina Lohan: ‘Lindsay is a genius’

October 9th, 2009 // 34 Comments

Taking a page from Jon and Kate Gosselin’s playbook, Dina Lohan is blasting Michael Lohan in the press for claiming the two of them are planning an intervention for Lindsay. Page Six reports:

Furious Dina told Page Six yesterday: “I don’t go — like my ex — on national television and make things up. He’s estranged from Lindsay; he doesn’t know what’s going on in her life. Michael doesn’t talk to her.
“I’ve had full custody of all my children for the last 10 years. He has been incarcerated for some of that time, so whatever is going on in Lindsay’s personal life is our business. And for him getting paid to say things about her when he’s five months behind in child support is wrong.”
When we asked if Lindsay does have addiction problems, Dina, who sounded tired and emotional, said, “I have no idea what he is talking about. I can’t comment on everything my ex says.”
Lindsay was also hurt by criticism of her debut Ungaro fashion line. Dina said, “The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius.”

Okay, the instant that reporter heard the words “Lindsay is a genius,” he or she should’ve immediately called whatever organization handles hardcore interventions and sicced them on Lindsay because clearly every single word out of Dina’s mouth is pure fantasy wrapped in a layer of gin and dumb. I’d be willing to go so far to say, as we speak, Lindsay’s trying to get a French pharmacist to forge her a Vicodin the size of a pizza to chew on during the flight home.

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  1. common sense

    wait, child support? wtf? I know the Lohan kids aren’t so successful, but they’ve certainly made more money than their dumb dad.

  2. Sport

    Sorry Dina but the money train is derailed.

  3. With parents like this is it any wonder the little girl from ‘fuckedupwood’ is in such a state. read this maybe it’ll help her and all of us to be a little more forgiving of a young kid http://bit.ly/HZchl

  4. joho

    TRANSLATION: “Dina has been supplying all of Lindsay’s chemical needs for years. Dina has been shipping Cocaine and Ecstasy to Los Angeles in carload lots.

    Now that Lindsay has graduated to Methamphetamine (Crystal Meth), it looks like the family business is going to be a real money-maker, and Dina absolutely WILL NOT share any of this with Michael Lohan!”

  5. I’m going to disagree for the win!

  6. Irene Barcelo

    Dina is making herself look real bad here. I am sure she is not suffering too bad for not getting child support. Lindsay is looking washed out.

  7. j m

    As one of the wealthiest women in the world,
    Lindsay will be able to get along just fine.
    She should try to get her parents to agree to disagree.

  8. Yo Mama

    I just woke up and I thought that was a picture of Dana Lohan. Wow Lindsay, way to look 50!

  9. Lloyd Johnson

    Geniuses always wear clip-on bowties as headbands. Have you been to MIT lately?

  10. Randal

    Here’s a young, beautiful and talented actress who has landed herself a multi-million dollar position with one of the top designers in the world.

    People want to argue that she’s NOT a genius?

    HA!

    Lindsay has been marketing herself to a T, playing everyone like a fiddle. She doesn’t need an intervention, she needs a swiss bank account number.

    Randal

  11. what the muff?!

    Ok, Dina has full custody of the kids for the pass 10 years & see how they came out. Your allowing your youngest to follow the path of Lindsay? Yeah, you did a swell job & for the genuis, where is that?? I have yet to see it. That fashion show was beyond horrific, Lindsay was a poor choice to put together a line. You might as well had a 5 year old do it. OOooh you want sequin hearts slapped on the foreheads of the models…suuuure that looks marvlous..oh Lindsay your a genuis…heres a bottle of pills. ::pats on head:::

    God, her lips look disgusting too. Don’t women know that they look like ducks when they get that done.

    Should get a petition going to strap the Lohan family together to a missile & shoot it off to space. :::::sigh:::: One day….oone day

  12. Jimmy

    This two bit piece of whoredom couldn’t pick up a John if she offered money to the John.

  13. Laura

    Can someone please fix whatever’s wrong with this girl (not Michael Lohan)? I l miss Mean Girls-era Lilo. She could be hanging out with Tina Fey! Instead, she’s . . . . whatever that is up there. It doesn’t look healthy.

  14. J

    Dina claims to have “had full custody of all [her] children for the last 10 years.” That’s impossible being that Lilo is not a minor.

  15. farty mcshitface

    i really don’t know what to say about her and the rest of the lohans. how fucked up are they? man, i just can’t say. they just keep topping themselves like a magical pizza.
    i mean shit, when you plan an intervention- it is usually a good idea to not leak it into the national press. kind of defeats the whole surprise thing.

  16. A Woman

    She looks older than me, and I’m 34!

  17. i got myself arrested when I was a kid my Mum and Da didn’t go on TV telling the world about it…. they were ashamed of me . Maybe I shouldn’t have done it maybe I was young and made mistakes, but at least my family closed ranks and kept it quiet. Even the local didn’t get an interview…. I did deck a copper after all !
    lindsay’s parents are twats!

  18. ding a ling

    She is a train wreck in every sense of the word. Look at her.. She looks like a Coke Head.. That’s not hard to tell. Her mom needs to be put in jail. She has to be crazy to let her daughter go down the drain like this.

  19. Her parents need to die NOW

    I’m sorry, but I’ve got to comment on this. While michael lohan is a lying, crooked, self promoting loser with delusions of grandeur, dina lohan (aka white oprah) is a delusional attention whoring enabler who has turned (and continues to turn) a blind eye to all destructive behavior her daughter exhibits, including her overt publicity whoring, snatch flashing, fake lesbianism, drug addiction, kleptomania & alcoholism. Both parents are the WORST parents to have: they’re in it only for themselves. Both need to be taken out & severely beaten with baseball bats…

  20. herbiefrog

    …and you would know what’s f a k e ?

    shh : )))

  21. Get a clue Mother Lohan; your daughter is NOT a genius and neither are you! If you and your ex would have spent more time being a parent than your child’s friend, maybe she wouldn’t be a total mess! Just because she has acted in a few movies does not a “genius” make! Do us all a favor, get a real job and quit riding on your daughter’s coat tails although I agree she not wearing much of a coat! Think about it!

  22. Jose

    she looks more like lindsay than lindsay does

  23. I never have much sympathy for Lindsey Lohan, until Dina opens her self-absorbed, deluded, fame-whoring mouth. It really drives home the point that Lindsey never did stand a chance. So sad.

  24. Darth

    I don’t know if she’s a genius.Maybe she’s acting like one?!

  25. Galtacticus

    Since when is being schizofrenic the same as being talented?! Have a good look at her face.There’s definitely something serious wrong with her.

  26. Gando

    I just got a message from Pazuzu;”This is paradise! The body is a bit worn out though but i’m staying inside!”

  27. Rhialto

    She looks like a kid who’s dressed up and playing ‘adult’.

  28. H_Chick

    The only way that crack Ho has a genius inside, is if she was bonking Steven Hawking

  29. dude

    i’d bet lindsay’s iq is in the stratosphere. would explain a lot, incl why she has to drink herself down to other ppl’s level..

  30. ******KrazyHotKelli**********

    Lindszay iz fine. Zhe will zoon realize that I do not zway that way. Zhe iz conztanly begging me to zwitch, but I do not zwing that way. Hopefully, zhe will find zomeone to love that iz az beautiful az me, but that wil never happen, zo zhe iz zcrewed. Alaz, it iz zo painfull to be az beautiful az me.

  31. terri

    THIS IS EXACTLY WHY SHE IS THE WORST MOM EVER BECAUSE SHES TRYING TO COVER FOR HER DAUGHTER INSTEAD OF GETTING LINDSAY THE HELP SHE NEEDS LINDSAY IS AN ADDICT SHE IS DOING THIS TO HERSELF IN SOMEWAYS CAUSE IF SHE GOES AWAY FROM FAME AND HOLLYWOOD SHE COULD PROBLEY GET HER LIFE TOGETHER OBVIOUSLY HOLLYWOOD IS THE WRONG PLACE FOR HER TO BE SHES AN ADDICT SHE HAS BI-POLAR ANXIETY PROBLEMS SHES AGEING SOO BAD SHE ALWAYS LOOKS HIGH PLEASE GET HELP

  32. docseek

    Many people with BPD are in fact geniuses, however that doesn’t change the fact that if they don’t accept the diagnosis and get proper treatment, they will inevitably cause themselves and others unnecessary damage and quite possibly end up like Lindsay’s ill-advised heroine.

  33. Twinkle

    Can we please have a Lindsay free site for a week? I bet no one would miss her. She is such a waste of oxygen. She does nothing but shop and party. Why is there still a recession when she’s such an Olympian shopper?

  34. festie

    obviously dina is going to feed into her stupidity and self-destruction as long as lindsey is still making money.after all if lindsey were to get cleaned up she would probably figure out her mother only cares about the money she makes so dina herself doesnt have to get off of her lazy ass and get a real job. stage mothers should all lose their kids and uteruses.

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