Dina Lohan still the best mom ever

June 4th, 2007 // 77 Comments
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While her daughter Lindsay Lohan is off in rehab, mother of the year, Dina Lohan, is in talks with E! to get her own reality show called “Mom-ager” in which she’ll “try to turn her youngest children, Ali, 14, and Cody, 11, into stars.” An insider tells Page Six:

“Can you believe that? She totally messed up Lindsay by making her a ‘star’ and living vicariously through her – and now she’s going to do the same to the other two? How the [bleep] can E! do this? Those kids should be in school having normal lives, the life that Lindsay didn’t get to have.”

Well this is just a really really great idea. I mean, sliced bread? That was pretty good, but this makes that look like cow poo. Look how great Lindsay Lohan turned out. Why do other mothers even try? They should just give up now and let Dina Lohan raise their children. Or, you know, a wild badger. They’d probably turn out the same.

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  1. Bamboozled

    Dina Lohan needs to have a mandatory hysterectomy y’all. This woman should never have babies again. She done messed up her baby’s life, you know she was the first one to put it into LiLo’s head she hasta be steppin’ out like she do so she can get publicity. Dang, feel bad for da other two kids. This woman will sell her baby to the devil for a pack of smokes and fifteen minutes of camera time. No one should be giving her no damn tv show. She needs to be the hell away from Lindsay if you ask me, she is all her problems right durr.

  2. lindsay

    well who doesnt love a mom who lets you hang out with Vanessa Minnillo and let you dress like a slut and fuck low lifes and snort cocaine? lets switch moms please?!?!?!

  3. lindsay

    my mom would beat her ass and her mom’s ass for both being dumb whores

  4. imran karim

    with a mom like that, no wonder lindsey is just a respectable young woman.

    imran karim

  5. techclerk

    Lindsay is SO LAME!

    Back in 1996 when the internet was brand new in my area, I saw a real picture of a kid who put a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger live on his webcam.

    Top that one, Dumb Cunt!

  6. Crap Tonight

    I’m missing the third member of the train-wreck trio, now that Lohan is in rehab and Philton is in jail can we see what Miss Tara Reid is up to.

  7. DeepVaginalLicker

    Honestly I could really care less about this girls money. Her mom looks pretty unhealthy btw. Many people have lots of money, it’s really nothing new, she is just on tv. Also I’m not a huge fan of the fire crotch, yack. But someone on here said that Dina could buy and sell all of us. Funny thing is that the wealth that she has is pennies in hollywood, she was already bought and sold by major executives.

  8. wedgewone…I see u have been playin
    me…#49, kool….your probably right
    about the school kidz….

    back to Lohanz mommy…..
    Bitch, I can only hope that one day
    when your mezzed up kidz have either OD=D,
    or went to prizon for drug use…that they
    take that knife Linzay had in her hand
    and chop your freakin head off for not
    letting them be the children they were
    meant to be…bitch,,,get a job and quit
    making your children support U…Pig!!

  9. sandy

    The person holding a knife to her is VANNESSA MINILLO, Nick Lachey’s gf. on other sites it shows vannessa and lindsay doing coke and other fucked up shit

  10. she is so f’d up, her eyes are falling

  11. Raf

    Kitten, NO, fame and money are not the only things in life. But probably they’re your only values so you don’t understand. It must be you who are jealous of all LL’s “luck”…

  12. metaphor

    It’s a tricky one. Would you rather have your kids to grow up as “normal” sensible adults, working 9-5 in an average job for an average salary, or as a movie star making millions?
    Dina might have pushed her into being a star, but it’s on Lindsay how she behaves. Nobody makes Lindsay take drugs and alcohol and crash her car.

  13. #62==if I waz fuckin stupid
    enough to actually have kidz
    in thiz fucked up world….

    I would want them to have a
    normal life and be a kid..that
    only lazt so long and itz over
    forever..how can theze motherz
    call themselvez motherz when
    they are living off of their
    children..nothing but moneygrubberz!

  14. techclerk

    Y iz it zo hard 4 U 2 type “S” inztead of “Z” on the keyboard when they are zo cloze 2 eachother?

  15. techclerk

    “lazt so long ”

    My bad. I can see you are trying! Keep up the good work.

  16. I’m going to punch her in the face and call it legal.

  17. ces

    Stating the obvious much? Ali was planning on following Lindsay anyway. It’s her big sister. Dina is just trying to take credit for it early. Gross.
    BTW, Lindsay cutting herself is nothing new. She’s never shown us the knife before, but still.

  18. Like mother, like daughter. Sigh….

  19. At the very least, thanks for posting a picture of Lindsay and not Dina.

  20. Dina Lohan

    NO (whap)

    MORE (whap)

    WIRE (whap)

    HANGERS!!! (whap)

  21. hungmaster

    THE HOHANS!! ARE USED UP GOODS, I DON’T KNOW WHY SHE IS IN WHOREWOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE. fUNNY THING IS, THERE ARE A COUPLE OF TEENAGER HOHANS BEING BRED THE SAME WAY AS THIS TRAINWRECK WAS, SO WE’RE GOING TO SEE MORE OF THE HOHANS IN THE COMING YEARS WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT!! BOYCOTT DINA AND HER OFFSPRING HOTRAINS!!!

  22. Lindsy lover

    Leave the lohans alone their a great family and dina is a great mother!!! you dont even know them or what theyve been through. If anything lindsays dad is the crazy one

  23. lou

    Dina is the smartest person on the Earth. Since no man in their right mind would lavish her, she turns her children to money-makers dolts. Who cares about their behavior when they are making the money.

  24. kittenrock

    you idiots and your “normal lives.” what is a “normal life” getting F’d up the ass by those who sell your jobs to for cheap labor- spending thousands of dollars on education only to realize that the job you thought you might have will never be. again, you are all fools- but then again idiots like you keep breeding the highly educated street sweepers of tomorrow. carry on idiots- and wish upon your children a “normal life.”

  25. Tell me how you can’t feel sorry for this sad face?…

    http://parishilton.snagapic.com

  26. Nelli

    If that is her mother she looks really good. Her daughter looks older that she does.WOW

  27. Joel

    Those knives look like they are from the Global company…very expensive.

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