While her daughter Lindsay Lohan is off in rehab, mother of the year, Dina Lohan, is in talks with E! to get her own reality show called “Mom-ager” in which she’ll “try to turn her youngest children, Ali, 14, and Cody, 11, into stars.” An insider tells Page Six:
“Can you believe that? She totally messed up Lindsay by making her a ‘star’ and living vicariously through her – and now she’s going to do the same to the other two? How the [bleep] can E! do this? Those kids should be in school having normal lives, the life that Lindsay didn’t get to have.”
Well this is just a really really great idea. I mean, sliced bread? That was pretty good, but this makes that look like cow poo. Look how great Lindsay Lohan turned out. Why do other mothers even try? They should just give up now and let Dina Lohan raise their children. Or, you know, a wild badger. They’d probably turn out the same.
daguz | June 4, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Yuck.
jork | June 4, 2007 at 2:45 pm
first
chloe | June 4, 2007 at 2:46 pm
second!
RUSerious?!?!?! | June 4, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Can Dina be my mom??? Please???
Donkey | June 4, 2007 at 2:47 pm
She’s going to be one of those women that looks 50 when she’s only 25.
Fifth Stooge | June 4, 2007 at 2:47 pm
That is something new in reality TV that I will never watch.
Stace | June 4, 2007 at 2:49 pm
It’s about time. Someone needs to teach those kids how to properly deep-throat a serrated blade.
shanipie | June 4, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Okay anyone seen Mean Girls?
Ya know Regina’s mom with the huge hard boobs who tries to act like her kids best friend? thats exactly what Dina is like.
OMG what a fucking air head. Going to parties with her daughter while she gets wasted.
Her kids should get taken away from her
GORDITA | June 4, 2007 at 2:54 pm
LOSER.
gina | June 4, 2007 at 2:55 pm
that is a major psycho mom! yikes! last year she leaked those pics of LiLo in just her panties wtf kinda mom does that?!
http://www.innerdrama.com
Spindoc | June 4, 2007 at 2:56 pm
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Oh Come on, you guys shouldn’ be so harsh, Dina is just trying to recapture her youth, back in the days when she used to stand outside the stage doors at Radio City Music Hall, hoping to meet somebody famous, back when her nickname was “Swallows”.
Aivars Endzi?? | June 4, 2007 at 2:56 pm
What a creepy picture that is! Like something from Dawn of the Dead.
leelee | June 4, 2007 at 2:58 pm
oh yeah, great idea. Worked sooo well with the first one.
Where is child protective services when you need them?
Bern | June 4, 2007 at 3:06 pm
For some reason the mention of badgers always makes me laugh …
tinkerbelle | June 4, 2007 at 3:11 pm
and the saddest thing of all is LiLo probably loves her mother with all of her heart…like they say, even a bad mother is better than none at all. dina should have been on the Bravo back-stage parents reality series.
Superevil | June 4, 2007 at 3:22 pm
12 You’ve obviously never seen Dawn Of The Dead
Voz | June 4, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Hey now, I was raised by a badger and grew up to be governor of Alabama! Why all this taking pot-shots at badgers in the media? It’s specist, I say! After all, what’s a badger ever done to be put in the same category as Psycho Mom, here?
TexasTranny | June 4, 2007 at 3:22 pm
#10, said panties………mmmmmmmmm pretty panties. tee hee
MrSemprini | June 4, 2007 at 3:24 pm
How about “Celebrity Adventures with DFACS?” Catchy…
titsonsnack | June 4, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I have yet to see a photo of Dina Blowhan that doesn’t have her bucktoothed mouth agape and her eyes wide open like she was just electrocuted.
lawpunk | June 4, 2007 at 3:51 pm
E! loves to see how many out of control celebs it can kill off. Anna N. Check. Dina L.–NEXT!
RUSerious?!?!?! | June 4, 2007 at 4:12 pm
And can we talk about all the bottles on the counter behind her??? WTF?!?!
Joe | June 4, 2007 at 4:12 pm
SICK !!!
Its Dina Lohan who belong’s in rehab !!!
What a sick bunch of bastards
lambman | June 4, 2007 at 4:20 pm
that’s just sad, somebody should call CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES ASAP
lambman | June 4, 2007 at 4:20 pm
that’s just sad, somebody should call CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES ASAP
jaime | June 4, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Why do ‘hollywood stars’ have the WORST looking nails? Chipped up polish on nubby nails is..what am I trying to say…NASTY. You’re supposed to be rich. Famous. Glamorous. Chic. Cool. NOT Trailer-park Patties.
lambman | June 4, 2007 at 4:25 pm
sorry for the double post, comp acting up
Chauncey Gardner | June 4, 2007 at 4:25 pm
What an outstanding idea for a TV show. I think in future re-releases of IDIOCRACY on DVD, Mike Judge should replace the “Ow My Balls” TV show with this one.
NicotineEyePatch | June 4, 2007 at 4:25 pm
She’ll keep trying until she gets it right. She has two more chances, but something tells me, after this second daughter, she’ll be all out of ideas.
lambman | June 4, 2007 at 4:26 pm
#26 – STAR’s don’t have chipped polish, but it is one of the tell-tale signs of an alcoholic…
ifonly | June 4, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Just think, this world would be a better place if that knife had found its true home.
And the pictures would’ve been that much more awesome.
Darth Hater | June 4, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Why oh why must she tease us with this picture where we’re hoping she sticks that knife through the back of her skull?!?
techclerk | June 4, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Bitches. IF I were the father, I’d change my last name and move to Antartica.
kittenmcgee | June 4, 2007 at 5:24 pm
ur all jealous.
im pretty sure she is happy that her mom made her rich and famous at such a young age-while the rest of us are working dead end jobs and educating ourselves to have craptacular lives. i’d rather be her.
Spindoc | June 4, 2007 at 5:38 pm
#34 kittenmcgee
Please enlighten me as to just what part of Lindsay Lohan’s life I’m jealous about? Is it that she looks 15 years older than her actual age? Nope, not jealous over that? Is it that her mother has no feelings for her and would sell her into slavery if the price was right? nope, can’t say I feel particularly jealous there, is it that she is a drug addict who has ruined her once promising career before the age at when most other people BEGIN their careers? Nope, again, not jealous… is it that she’s in rehab? …well, I think you see where I’m going with this.
mooquaysfart | June 4, 2007 at 5:40 pm
being rich or connected or both will get you anywhere -jobs you dont deserve, press, bad cases of VD etc. etc.
mooquaysfart | June 4, 2007 at 5:40 pm
being rich or connected or both will get you anywhere -jobs you dont deserve, press, bad cases of VD etc. etc.
kittenmcgee | June 4, 2007 at 5:45 pm
these people make more money than you will ever make in 10 lifetimes.
of course you are jealous- they have a free ride, doesnt matter what they are or do- addicts or not. the true morons are those losers who spend a lifetime educating themselves only to find out that idiot president sent all their jobs to china
Fifth Stooge | June 4, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Moderating of posts is not cool.
julyper | June 4, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Obviously, we’re jealous because she has money. I wish I had her money, so I can get lots of alcohol, drugs and a a car. Yep, a car that I can drive while I am drunk, and probably die at 25. Yep. Jealous.
kittenmcgee | June 4, 2007 at 6:01 pm
the world is at her feet, but it sits on your face.
yup jealous.
sharon | June 4, 2007 at 6:04 pm
well all i have to say is those lohan KIDS dont’need enemys with friends like MOMMY DEAREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LADY YOU HAVE SCREWED YOUR 1 DAUGHTERS LIFE UP AND YOU THINK ITS FUNNY,I THINK ALL YOUR KIDS NEED TO BE TAKEN AWAY,you alway underage drinking and partys,you should do jail time,that is not letting them grow or expand as you say,that is plain old child abuse and neglect!!YOU SHOULD BE HARSHLY PUNISHED !!!!!!!!!!
adfsdf | June 4, 2007 at 6:05 pm
well if i were on coke i might play with knifes too….
LL | June 4, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Not sure what this means, but I didn’t know Lindsay Lohan had siblings. I’ve always assumed she was an only child. I guess it’s never too early to start running your kids through the show biz meat grinder, especially such a primo-sounding project like a “reality” show on E. Yeah, that’s the home of Paris and Nicole and that plastic surgeon show and let’s not forget, the show with Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends. Yup, that’s where I’d want my kids, right in there with a drug addict, a felon, a guy who makes a living shoving fake boobs into women’s chests and Hugh Hefner’s fuck buddies. Way to go, Dina, you are the Carol Brady of the 21st century.
Yelloz | June 4, 2007 at 6:36 pm
At least her nails look good.
wedgeone | June 4, 2007 at 6:37 pm
After reading this post, it’s obvious that school is letting out for the summer and all of the 13 year old kids will be lining up at their local library to use their computers in order to RUIN the discussions that we have on this site.
Let’s hope that it isn’t a bunch of krazikelli’z friendz who confuze where to uze a “z” with an “s”.
wedgeone | June 4, 2007 at 6:38 pm
And why isn’t someone off camera popping LiLo’s hand so that the big long blade ends up sticking out the back of her head?
Now THAT would be worth putting on the site.
Hollywood Agent | June 4, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Dina Logan is just your typical slut, stage mother. She would be a bar maid if she wasn’t out exploiting all her kids.
krazikelli | June 4, 2007 at 6:45 pm
you are all missing the point. she can buy and sell all of you.
Oberservant | June 4, 2007 at 8:07 pm
whoa, does anyone else see the stack of wine bottles in the background?!