Lindsay Lohan never stood a chance

May 4th, 2010 // 37 Comments

Being the responsible mother that she is, Dina Lohan arrived in LA yesterday to make sure Lindsay attends her deposition hearing today instead of bailing for the third time and losing the entire lawsuit against her. So naturally the two of them went drinking until two in the morning. TMZ reports:

If Lindsay made a beeline for home, she might get 5 or 6 hours of sleep before her deposition this morning … if she doesn’t appear this morning it will be her 3rd no-show and she’ll probably lose the case.
Lindsay is being sued by passengers in a car who claim they were held hostage by LiLo during a crazy, drunken ride down Pacific Coast Highway in 2007.

Did anyone actually believe Dina Lohan would be the voice of reason in this whole debacle? As soon as they landed she probably started yelling at Lindsay to buy her margaritas with her “movie money.” “You can’t show up to a court deposition on an empty stomach, dearie. See? I know how to raise kids. Ooh, your card’s been declined. Ali, mommy’s gonna have to leave you here until Lindsay can find an ATM. We’ll be right back. Promise.”

12 Hours Later

“You know who would love these mojitos? Ali. — I did it again.”

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  2. Deacon Jones

    MILF

  3. havoc

    Yep, hotel bar MILF for shore……

    .

  4. Matthew

    yeah right dina no one beleves you party mom!

  5. Matthew

    yeah right dina no one beleves you party mom!

  6. Sport

    Lindsey is *not* an attractive person – inside or out. Ewww, skank.
    Your splotchy skin will haunt my dreams.

  7. god

    Why do people follow her talentless, useless, ugly ass around for pics?

  8. Eat a hot bowl of dicks Dina Lohan, you’re the reason this ginger is in the position she is. She won’t make it past 2011. We have 10k in Vegas on that!

  9. Since Lindsay is broke did Dina buy the coke for the evening?

  10. bar room hero

    Dina gives me the creeps…

  11. Jeez, how embarassing. She’s so fucked up on shit she don’t care that she looks crazy with that towel on her head and that ratty half shirt. DINA-Lindsey, how could you let the world know what a junkie you are?
    Linds-Shut the fuck up mom and help me!!!
    DINA-Oh yes my little snookums, mummy is right here, I am so sorry, there is nothing wrong with you, it’s everyone else, people are crazy!

  12. Green

    I feel sorry for Lilo because she’s falling down in misery and no one does anything about it.
    In order for you to be a fulfilled interesting person you gotta have some values, some ground rules were you can hold on to, but these people, these so called “parents” have done nothing but to destroy this girl. You are right: She never stood a chance.

  13. Jeez, how embarassing. She’s so fucked up on shit she don’t care that she looks crazy with that towel on her head and that ratty half shirt. DINA-Lindsey, how could you let the world know what a junkie you are?
    Linds-Shut the fuck up mom and help me!!!
    DINA-Oh yes my little snookums, mummy is right here, I am so sorry, there is nothing wrong with you, it’s everyone else, people are crazy!

  14. Jeez, how embarassing. She’s so fucked up on shit she don’t care that she looks crazy with that towel on her head and that ratty half shirt. DINA-Lindsey, how could you let the world know what a junkie you are?
    Linds-Shut the fuck up mom and help me!!!
    DINA-Oh yes my little snookums, mummy is right here, I am so sorry, there is nothing wrong with you, it’s everyone else, people are crazy!

  15. Jimmy Fury

    @12
    The thing is, people have tried to help her but she wants no part of it. How many times has she been to rehab only to go on a drunken coke binge the day after she gets out?
    She has to know what she’s doing at this point and she just doesn’t care.

    So I’m with her on that feeling. If she doesn’t give a damn and wants to kill herself then so be it. Quite frankly those around her will be better off once she overdoses.

  16. misterfister

    Dina looks like a leather purse.

  17. Die, dina, DIE!

    I hate dina “white oprah” lohan with a passion, even more than her splooge gargling cokewhore daughter. She is, without a doubt, the worst mother ever; she thinks she’s a “buddy” instead of a parent, because the stupid whore can’t believe she will ever grow old. Instead, she thinks she’s 25 & wants to “hang” with lindsay, instead of giving her the guidance & support she needs. I hate this hag…

  18. LPB

    Kabbalah cord? Is it working, DIna?

  19. Who cares, both of them are sickos.

    I think they should both start taking fetish photos together. The pictures of Lindsay alone are starting to get old, and she’s no Betty Page.

  20. MiZZ

    Their necklaces have little leather pockets. For their coke stash?

  21. MiZZ

    Their necklaces have little leather pockets. For their coke stash?

  22. Mike Nike

    I’m tired hearing about this dumb cunt and her dumb cunt family.

  23. majtom

    Her freckles seem to go all the way down to her freckled fire crotch stinky ass red haired pussy. I wouldn’t fuck her with any of your dicks.

  24. do it already

    She is the truest since of the word Ginger. Look at her younger years.

    That is one serious fire bush Ginger right there. I am looking forward to the party we can all throw once this dumb bitch finally O.D.’s . She is a waste of flesh. She is a waste of space. And worse some people actually look up to her even though that number has dwindled down to basically her pedophile father and her drunken/drugged out mother.

    Nothing like White-Trash Fabulous………..as a signature style.

  25. Yoda

    What is up with the style that screams, “I like wearing clothes that makes me look like a cross between a skanky Muslim and Yoda”

    She can only wear that shit because her skin itches so bad from the drugs.

    Lastly, this chic has never been hot. She has always been this ugly ginger and very boyish. It was no suprise to me when she decided to eat pussy for awhile. But i don’t get the guys that think she is hot…an airbrush can work miracles but she looks like a dude. Always has.

  26. WTF is that...a Button or a space ship floating

    Her button is really high on her stomach. Freaks me out and totally not hot.

    Cover that thing up with a bag of heroine. Hey Lindsay remember when that needle is dangling from your arm the saying mommy taught you, “ohhh…The Juice is Loooooooooooosssseeeeeeeeeeee”

  27. Mr. Kout

    Is she wearing a silly band? (for those of you who are not around kids, they are annoying rubber bands that are different colors and shapes that are hugely popular with children right now) The red thing on her right hand sure looks like one… Wow Dina

  28. I am looking for the mother, and welcomes with my grandmother left me. Made the difference. In both cases, a desire to improve herself, when she learns what is best

  29. Rhialto

    Pathetic to go out drinking with an alcoholic daughter.Couldn’t they pick a movie or something?

  30. Darth

    Turns out that two half a braincells still don’t make a whole one.

  31. hugo rude

    Do yall see dat in pic#6 lilo(LINSAY LOHAN) done PISSED HERSELF!

  32. bernard

    ooooh,
    I think her belly button is having a break out

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