Dina Lohan started filming her new reality show Living Lohan and would have us believe her daily schedule consists of interrupting dance classes in the middle of Harlem. Riight. She, of course, does this while towing around her 14-year-old daughter Ali and her grandmother – allegedly. Poor woman probably was taken from a nursing home screaming “The orange devil’s got me!” Which isn’t far off considering Dina’s days really involve eating infants then beating up homeless guys for change.
Thanks to Ashley who would provide a safe and fire-crotch-free home for Grandma Lohan. In exchange for snickerdoodles.
Photos: Splash News
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 2:42 pm
FIRST! biatches
micros101 | March 31, 2008 at 2:43 pm
That’s Lindsay in ten years. Damn you boooooooooooooze!!!!
natalie. | March 31, 2008 at 2:43 pm
first?
FRIST!!! | March 31, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Yeah yeah, proud day, lemme tell ya..
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 2:44 pm
@1 Thanks for covering form me while I was at lunch troll..
Jumpin_J | March 31, 2008 at 2:47 pm
They say booze is the great equalizer, but in the case of the Lohans, it just makes the rest of us more equal as thier brain cells die. Die, brain cells, DIE!
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I’d fuck all three of them. I’m starting with you, Grandma.
veggi | March 31, 2008 at 2:50 pm
She really is the white Oprah.
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 2:51 pm
@7 OK that is enough troll. I think it is time for you to get back into the trunk..
veggi | March 31, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I see the trolls are out to play.
Seriously, she looks terrible! But she could be wearing just a shirt and no pants as that’s the style these days.. Let’s all be thankful she hasn’t caught on to that..
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 2:53 pm
@8 Yeah she has the arm wings just like Oprah..
i mean really | March 31, 2008 at 2:55 pm
perfect example of how women go sour after 30.
FRIST!!! | March 31, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Jimbo, no – start with Ali’s pussy (like a good cherrypoppin’ daddy), then switch to Dina’s ass (just because she deserves to be in pain), and then bust your nut all over grandma’s face (because her mouth will probably be hanging open anyway).
FRIST!!! | March 31, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I’m gonna go get a bacon burger..
veggi | March 31, 2008 at 2:59 pm
FRIST!!! Make sure to get it blended with no salt..
pointandlaugh | March 31, 2008 at 3:01 pm
damn. that whore has been ridden hard and put away wet. UGH. hard livin’
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 3:03 pm
@13 Thanks for the instructions FRIST Troll. I am sure you are all over grandma..
Real FRIST – Enjoy your bacon burger. That sounds good..
Veggi – why no salt? I like salt on my margaritas..
ubee0173 | March 31, 2008 at 3:05 pm
wow- if i was grandma lohan,i would NOT appear anywhere aknowledging that i was related to those shitbag people…
mike | March 31, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Jimbo “blended with no salt” is lesbian code.
zim | March 31, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Good to see that “White Oprah” has been getting mouth-posing lessons from Heidi Montag.
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Mike Lesbian code for what??
mike | March 31, 2008 at 3:13 pm
A “bacon burger blended with no salt” is a double-headed dildo. (thanks, Urban Dictionary)
BunnyButt | March 31, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Personally, I go for the pants no shirt look…
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 3:20 pm
@23 Butt you have the rack to pull that look off..
Edcio | March 31, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I have make poopie to give her many pleasure.
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 3:22 pm
@22 Mike, You were looking on the wrong page. “bacon burger blended with no salt” means you have a little dick and can not get it up..
FRIST!!! | March 31, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Glad my lunch amused you all. But actually I didn’t see bacon burger on the menu so I just ordered the double headed dildo figuring I could just give it to Mike and Meaghan. That’s when I realized I was not at White Castle, but rather Castle Superstore..
I hate Mondays.
mike | March 31, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Jimbo, we’re not all on your page.
Auntie Kryst | March 31, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Man, I got nothing here. I’ll just say that Dina Lohan is a ubercunt. Watching this piece of shit makes me want to send Joe Jackson a father’s day card.
EuroNeckPain | March 31, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Strange woman; at times she looks fresh and beautiful, and then all of a sudden she is saggy and covered with yellowish spots.Is she 35 or 60, it is hard to tell.
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 3:27 pm
@28 Mike, Good, stay the fuck off!!
@29 Auntie, Do you have any comments about the “bacon burger blended with no salt” That is at least a little more interesting than Dina Blohan..
FRIST!!! | March 31, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Great, now not only do I have to stop at the grocery store after work, but I gotta hit the liquor store and porno shop..
Grunion | March 31, 2008 at 3:32 pm
If she was in Harlem why wasn’t she shot?
The Spicy Baconator is not a lesbian term I hope, cause those bad boys is tasty..
mike | March 31, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Frist ordered the doubled headed dildo that’s white on one end and peanut-brown on the other. It’s called the “FRIST 80m Invader”.
FRIST!!! | March 31, 2008 at 3:35 pm
#33 is that at Wendy’s?? That was kind of what I think I wanted. I dunno, saw a commercial for some kind of bacon burger, and guess it was NOT at BK..
Auntie Kryst | March 31, 2008 at 3:35 pm
@31 None that are funny sadly.. Anyway I’m saving my appetite for dinner. By dinner I mean happy hour at my local. Shit, still almost three hours till booze time.
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 3:35 pm
The porno shop? Couldn’t your daughter get a ride home after work?
Grunion | March 31, 2008 at 3:38 pm
#35 yes at Wendy’s. Which is normally gross, but they have this bacon thing going on which I am helpless to resist. much like beaver. mmmmm beaver.
tylor | March 31, 2008 at 3:39 pm
:O
that old lady looks like my mammaw. omg.
dina lohan, not the stolen elderly woman.
Ashley | March 31, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I love Grandma Lohan! What a cute little ole’ lady :)
Ashley | March 31, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I love Grandma Lohan! What a cute little ole’ lady :)
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 3:40 pm
@36 Aunti, You mean we are suppose to wait until we get off work to start drinking?? There goes my day. Thanks buddy..
@37 Go fuck yourself troll..
Grunion | March 31, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I just took a crap. i can’t believe VH1 hasn’t called yet to give one of my nards it’s own show.
FRIST!!! | March 31, 2008 at 3:52 pm
#34, yeah, but I got it for you so..
LAURELISHISHNISH | March 31, 2008 at 3:53 pm
She’s wearing a bathrobe to dance on her TV show?
wow, that takes some chutzpah, yes?
PunkA | March 31, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Hopefully, next time she goes to Harlem, so drug deal with go bad, and she will get caughtin the crossfire. Dina sucks. horrible human being.
Sam | March 31, 2008 at 3:54 pm
#43 – it’s on already, it’s called “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”
Auntie Kryst | March 31, 2008 at 3:56 pm
@43 I’m sure the offer will come through soon.. Alternatively consider optioning the pilot with E! PS, LOL at the Midnight Express comment. That was fuckin’ funny.
FRIST!!! | March 31, 2008 at 3:56 pm
#42 Jimbo, you don’t have to wait until after work unless you have a broken turn signal on your car..
juniper | March 31, 2008 at 4:07 pm
#2 ten years? I’d say ten months.