Despite the fact her oldest daughter is actively trying to start a lesbian relationship with her younger daughter to fill the void left by the volatile, high-profile previous one, Dina Lohan insists she’s a great mom. She particularly takes umbrage with claims that Ali is out socializing with Lindsay instead of going to school, according to People:
“Ali is in a home-schooling program. She has never been pulled out of school,” Dina tells PEOPLE exclusively. “It’s the same home-schooling program that Lindsay was in since the tenth grade. It’s a wonderful program that many celebrities are enrolled in.”
Defending her parenting skills, she says, “I am a single mom of four children, and I devote my life to my children.”
Okay, Dina, you probably don’t want to start any defense with “Ali is getting the same _____ as Lindsay.” Not exactly a confidence builder. In fact, whatever Lindsay received growing up, you probably want to say Ali is getting the polar opposite. Unless, of course, you want to torpedo her career then, by all means, let everyone know you’re throwing her naked coke parties in the pool house. It’s not like you can’t whore Cody out in a few years. That’s why you had him!