Despite the fact her oldest daughter is actively trying to start a lesbian relationship with her younger daughter to fill the void left by the volatile, high-profile previous one, Dina Lohan insists she’s a great mom. She particularly takes umbrage with claims that Ali is out socializing with Lindsay instead of going to school, according to People:
“Ali is in a home-schooling program. She has never been pulled out of school,” Dina tells PEOPLE exclusively. “It’s the same home-schooling program that Lindsay was in since the tenth grade. It’s a wonderful program that many celebrities are enrolled in.”
Defending her parenting skills, she says, “I am a single mom of four children, and I devote my life to my children.”
Okay, Dina, you probably don’t want to start any defense with “Ali is getting the same _____ as Lindsay.” Not exactly a confidence builder. In fact, whatever Lindsay received growing up, you probably want to say Ali is getting the polar opposite. Unless, of course, you want to torpedo her career then, by all means, let everyone know you’re throwing her naked coke parties in the pool house. It’s not like you can’t whore Cody out in a few years. That’s why you had him!
Monkey | May 8, 2009 at 3:39 pm
FIRST! 0_0
Psycho | May 8, 2009 at 3:39 pm
First!
Me | May 8, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Man, that poor younger sister is not even remotely pretty. She should probably stay away from the whole “trying to be famous” thing, for the sake of her self esteem.
dude | May 8, 2009 at 3:47 pm
They misquoted her.
She said, “I’m a great Lay”.
dude | May 8, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Which is why I’d have a foursome with all three of them.
RichPort's Ghost | May 8, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Dina (hiccup) Lohan: ‘I’m a great mom!’ (hiccup)
The Observer | May 8, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Now I know where her daughters get their hideous fashion ‘sense’ from.
Also, all horrible moms consider themselves great moms. It’s science.
ugly x3 | May 8, 2009 at 3:57 pm
those are some real uglies there.
Krassy McKrass | May 8, 2009 at 3:59 pm
She looks ready for a Dirty Sanchez.
EB | May 8, 2009 at 4:01 pm
like firecrotch, like mom
ph7 | May 8, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I’m pretty sure Dina has done a lot of sexually degrading things for money.
ph7 | May 8, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I’m pretty sure Dina has done a lot of sexually degrading things for money.
mikeock | May 8, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Horse face. She makes Hillary Swank look positively pretty.
Jim | May 8, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Ali is a very pretty young girl! I’m not religious and I still pray that she’s nothing like her sister.
Barry | May 8, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Too bad that Ali is not very pretty, hope she is smart, but considering her “Home Schooling”, I would say she should hope to marry a rich guy or win the lottery.
Kelley | May 8, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Holy Kak !! Alia was really cute (naturally) before all the surgery procedures … the child is 15 years old, and Dina Lohan Mom of the Year ? (**wretch**), allowed this ? I suppose to get her into the money-making spotlight. She’s funnier than Paris Hilton, and actually twice as useless. Did I just say that out loud ? My bad.
Cash | May 8, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Dina Lohan: Crack is yummy!!
chango666 | May 8, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Just like Jim @ #14 said, “I’m not religious and I still pray I could fuck her.(Ali)”
Matthew | May 8, 2009 at 5:14 pm
your a great mom? (turns around laughs) dina your a party mom! no one beleves you a great mom all you are is a party mom nothing mom nothing less
ROUGH-ism | May 8, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Considering how lindsay and Ali dresses, I think Dina is one of the best moms ever! no joke!
Jamie's Uterus | May 8, 2009 at 5:40 pm
I remember en episode of ‘living lohan’ where the fire department goes to their house, due to an electrical fire. One of the kids calls selfish Dina, who is out at some event, but she stays there to party instead of coming home to ensure her children are safe, and not scared. Yup, a great mother!
She’s a good pimp, that’s about it. She is having a hard time pimping out the no talent Ali though.
chango666 | May 8, 2009 at 5:54 pm
@21 (Jamie’e Uterus)
WTF, you admit to watching “living lohan” ????
No wonder you’re a fucking uterus . . . .
ehh | May 8, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Since when is Ali a celebrity?
when mom Lohan says “It’s a wonderful program that many celebrities are enrolled in.”
DrunkenJules | May 8, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Shit, dude. What’s going on with Lindsay’s face lately? Damn drugs.
SoTe | May 8, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Mommy dearest!
Christina | May 8, 2009 at 7:04 pm
wow ali makes lindsay look hott!
mere | May 8, 2009 at 8:44 pm
you can tell she hates her sister, look at that face her eyes are closed witha slanted corner mouth, shes like eww COKE ADDICTED DIKE yuck
jenny | May 8, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Linds looks like Jim Carrey as the Grinch
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD resciinded | May 8, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Yeah, i bet that little slut Alley is at a naked cocaine party right now, getting fucked. And wait, I’m sorry, what is her talent again….because somehow I seem to have missed that part.
isitin | May 9, 2009 at 12:56 am
These two girls are very ugly.
gerard vandenberg | May 9, 2009 at 1:07 am
…………………OFCOURSE!! (without all the misery)
Kye | May 9, 2009 at 1:41 am
If she’s a great mom, Paris would make a great president.
Jesmi | May 9, 2009 at 4:52 am
A very pretty young girl!. I love hair…
Narcissist | May 9, 2009 at 6:34 am
Ali is less than remarkable looking. That doesn’t mean she should get surgery, though.
HUH? | May 9, 2009 at 10:36 am
–Dina Lohan: ‘I’m a great mom!’–
NO, YOU AREN’T.
YOU TOTALLY S~U~C~K AS A PARENT.
YOU’RE JUST TOO F*CKING STUPID TO SEE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS.
Matthew | May 9, 2009 at 12:58 pm
you know the late george calrin puts it best is all bulls*it and is bad for ya
Yeah | May 9, 2009 at 3:12 pm
If these sluts are both still alive in three years, they should make pornos together.
jimmy | May 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm
That leather skinned c*nt needs a swift kick in the ass!
Unklejoe | May 9, 2009 at 8:04 pm
This bitch needs to stay off her knees theyre fukd up lookin
.................................S I D | May 9, 2009 at 10:43 pm
EVERYONE WHO SAID THE SISTER ISNT PRETTY- i right! i dont know why they are even trying…i would have given up al long time ago on he.
also maybe the mom should use the kids money to pull up the knee skins..GROSS
thats enough knee for a pork-skin-chip company to run off for at least a week or 2?
Charley Kane | May 10, 2009 at 6:32 pm
She’ll never be America’s worst mom as long as “that freezer lady from Georgia” is still around. That was today’s incredibly obscure Simpsons reference.
Fryshlock | May 12, 2009 at 5:23 am
Lindsay looks like a f**king clown
usb flash drive | May 10, 2010 at 1:33 am
Yeah, I bet that little slut street cocaine party is now a naked, fucked getting. And wait, I’m sorry, what’s his talent again …. Because somehow I missed that part sounds.