Jesus, Mary and Joseph this news is legit. Dina Lohan will be recognized as a “mother of the year” by an organization whose charter undoubtedly requires a commitment to smoking crack rocks the size of Buicks. TMZ reports:
Mingling Moms, a social networking organization for mothers, is naming LiLo’s mommie dearest one of its Top 20 Long Island Mothers of Celebrities at a ceremony on Tuesday.
It should be noted that Dina earned a spot after a woman who drowned her kids in a tub couldn’t attend. Although Dina had to agree to an immediate hysterectomy and sign over legal custody of her youngest child Cody. To which Dina replied: “Who? Oh, right, Boy-Lindsay. Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.”
Photo: Splash News
panties | May 5, 2008 at 2:38 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
iamatroll | May 5, 2008 at 2:39 pm
First
andie | May 5, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Good Lord. That is all.
lame | May 5, 2008 at 2:41 pm
It doesn’t say anything about mother of the year award. All I see is a lame club that appointed her because of her semi-yet not really celebrity status.
MADE UP NEWS.
panties | May 5, 2008 at 2:41 pm
#2. NO.
tommy salami | May 5, 2008 at 2:42 pm
i wonder who’s pussy smells worse ….mom or daughters?
Jumpin_ | May 5, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Wha? Was Joan Crawford not available? I don’t know who’s the biggest whores here. Is it the organization that’s so deperate they would even consider Dina at this event so they could get press, or Dina for … well … just being Dina. Your call.
Mo | May 5, 2008 at 2:48 pm
THIS IS SOME KIND OF AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA RIGHT?
Razzie?
Something. Anything. Srsly? I LAUGHED.
Sid | May 5, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I don’t see a problem. “Mingling Moms” is the organization. Lindsay just might be the #1…”mingler”…in Hollywood right now. Last night she mingled 3 guys at once (when she was drunk and got into the wrong car).
Wendy | May 5, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Congrats to you, White Oprah! Don’t listen to the haters! Let them choke on their haterade!
mamadough | May 5, 2008 at 2:57 pm
well then, i nominated that austrian fucker who locked his daughter in the basement and raped her, producing 7 kids, for “father of the year.” and Jesus wept.
2for2true | May 5, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Screw this shit. Tom Waits just announced a summer tour.
veggi | May 5, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I don’t know if she deserved the award or not, but I do know that I’d love to lick her drooping freckled gray-pube-covered labia.
alex | May 5, 2008 at 3:14 pm
long island mothers of celebrities? how big could that pool possibly be? …besides the mom of the “my new haircut” guy.
Jimbo | May 5, 2008 at 3:15 pm
@13 That was a nice one lesbo troll.
veggi | May 5, 2008 at 3:39 pm
13~ Your poor brain must hate you..
Auntie Kryst | May 5, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Funny thing is I bet this cunt Dina really thinks this is an honor. I hope she brings her film crew with her to accept her “award.”
TheNonsense.Com | May 5, 2008 at 3:50 pm
And im the best drummer in the world….
JM | May 5, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Other signs the world is ending in 12 hours:
Scott Weiland accepted a position as counselor on the show intervention.
Creationism is scientifically proven to be true – Pope says “fuck you Darwin”.
Paris Hilton kills John Madden in a freak Madden mixup at the hotel. Sources say the Turducken inventor withstood the cardiovascular assault, but died 3 minutes after his wishbone came into contact with Hilton’s disease ridden stuffing.
John Stamos is relevant again.
Keanu Reeves did a movie without saying “whoa”.
Someone actually called Ryan Reynolds “Ryan Reynolds” instead of saying “Fuck you Van Wilder”.
Jessica Simpson has reached agreement to only star in film roles where her character spends their entire time performing oral sex. When asked about the change, Simpson said “ummhh ummhhh uh uhhmm ummhhuu umhumhu.” What she was trying to say was that she realized she ruins everything by opening her mouth, so from now on her camera time will be limited to sucking dick. Unfortunately she didn’t realize a recorder couldn’t catch that, so I had to translate my interview as her mouth was full for all my questions.
bootlips | May 5, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Hulk Hogan got Father of the Year and now this.
Matthew | May 5, 2008 at 6:42 pm
dina might get party mom of the year award also!
whatitdo | May 5, 2008 at 10:57 pm
man that picture is scary, she looks like skeletor
Io | May 6, 2008 at 7:37 am
hmph! apparently those women who voted for her were purely desperate for attention and knew the only way to get it was to nominate a terminal teenaged-like crack whore who so greatly lacks in the maternal instinct department that she whores out her kids so she can get a lay with creepy hollywood producers for some quick cash. I’d lay money on she’s got more herps than Paris, and the ooze could supply the research groups for 10 lifetimes over.
Mr Semprini | May 6, 2008 at 9:50 am
We should get Dina together with Joe Simpson. Imagine the whore-slime they could produce…
Boggles the mind.
Oh yeah, ickie
renez | May 6, 2008 at 1:27 pm
What’s that category again for $100 bucks???
Top 20 Long Island Mothers of Celebrities
Do they have to be really good at being a mother or just given birth???
ToTellTheTruth | May 6, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Are you fuckin serious?
Sasha | May 6, 2008 at 5:05 pm
That’s funny considering people who actually have to live near this ugly hag can’t stand her! She thinks so highly of herself that she actually tried to get a fence put up for her with tax money!
jaw dropper | May 27, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Scott Peterson was one of the ones for father of the year, edged out, ever so slightly by charles manson…this is a joke right?