Dina Lohan questioned the parenting skills of the mother of Lindsay’s ex Riley Giles. Riley did a tell-all interview with News of the World where he said Lindsay was a sex-addict. This pissed off Dina who decided to make a friendly phone call, according to Us Magazine:
“Dina insulted her parenting,” says a source close to Giles, who met Lindsay, 21, during her August rehab stint.
(An insider at the tab says he got $120,000.)
Says a Dina pal: “Dina did call Riley’s mom.”
Before Dina Lohan crowns herself “Mother of the Year,” I included photos that illustrate the cumulative effect of her parenting. These are shots of Lindsay in a hotel room making out with Dario Faiella who was guy #3 of Lindsay’s 24-hour sausage fest in Capri. You might be thinking, so she made out with a dude, big deal. Well, somebody had to let a photographer in to take these shots. Perhaps it was somebody who’s reportedly short on cash and would’ve been better off if her mother was a coffee maker. (Hint: It’s Lindsay.)
NOTE: TMZ confirmed Lindsay fell off the wagon and drank champagne on New Year’s Eve. Dina Lohan, perhaps you and Lynne Spears should get together and, I dunno, volunteer to let NASA shoot you into space or something.
FIRST SUCKAS! | January 3, 2008 at 3:48 pm
FIRST BITCHES!
FIRST SUCKAS! | January 3, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Oh, and the Lohan’s are pathetic.
Pic 2 shows real class.
huh? | January 3, 2008 at 3:50 pm
#3
Fist?
ishouldknow | January 3, 2008 at 3:50 pm
LL is my favorite celebrity skank ho.
JoBOO | January 3, 2008 at 3:51 pm
FIST!!!!!!
Duude_1999 | January 3, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Who the fuck is dina lohan, and who gives a fuck about wahed up crackwhore lohan? Please post pictures of good looking relevant celebs in bikinis, this is fucking tripe.
Sophie | January 3, 2008 at 3:55 pm
What a bunch of FIST and First LOSERS
Who gives a shit about Dina, everyone here just wants to see LiLo make out with some random guy (so we can talk shit about her)
p0nk | January 3, 2008 at 3:55 pm
dina once asked me for parenting advice and I told her to sell the kid for coke money. because i’m all about ‘tough love’.
p0nk | January 3, 2008 at 3:59 pm
#7 sophie, that is so NOT true. I don’t want to see her make out, i want her to show me her titties.
straberryz | January 3, 2008 at 4:00 pm
umm….why is this dude wearing pink underwear?
ipanema_girl | January 3, 2008 at 4:01 pm
OMG, look at that ass fugly guy’s hairy beer gut! puuuuuuke!!!!! what is he, chewbacca in disguise?? *disgust*
guy #1, the little hottie waiter was really cute.. no wonder she couldn’t hook up with him because she’s so fucking fug. orange, washed out and all blotchy. who in their right mind would want to bone her disease-riddled twat?? blergh. nice to see that even guys have *standards*.
even the snowboarder guy was cute compared to this piece of italian hairy retard.
and yeah, looking at the fotos, dina lohan’s daughter exudes class. if she really called riley’s mum to question HER parenting .. well..um, no comment. what a selfrighteous piece of shit this dina lohan is.
Drug Counselor | January 3, 2008 at 4:03 pm
No, Lindsay, the “o” is long, not short, in your drug of choice. Wait…nevermind.
steve | January 3, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I’d fuck White Oprah. Black Oprah? Ummm…maybe she could clean my bathroom or something.
ipanema_girl | January 3, 2008 at 4:08 pm
pic #2 is wrong on so many levels. firstly, she seems so awkward, launching herself on top of that guy and looking all tiny and skinny all of a sudden while sporting massive thunder thighs on the other pics. wow, i’ve rarely seen a more awkward girl-on-guy action. Hohan must be a shitty lay in bed judging from this pic. all insecure and fakin’ it all the way thru.
secondly, i’ve never seen a guy’s hand laid more awkwardly on a girl’s butt than in pic #2. like this furball is gay or bi and doesn’t even like to touch girls. gross.
and what’s twith this fake smoking of cigarettes. they both lit up a cig and it’s not even 3/4 burnt up and just holding them. looks like high-school-girl smoking. and i bet they both *smoked* light cigs. total douchebaggery on oh-so-many levels. *vomit*
Tara Reid (Sensei & Master Slut) | January 3, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Ahhh good Lindsey gooood, you have learned well. Sell the photos of you sucking face with eurotrash. That is how earn to keep the party going. Yes yes, move just a bit to the right, let him adjust his junk. Well done, you have earned your orange face. I am humbled by your whorish success. Truly the student is now the teacher.
NormalNobodies | January 3, 2008 at 4:13 pm
That dude is so ugly that I find it inspiring. Yes even the loser that I am could do Lindsay Lohan. These pictures say I could. Why I wouldn’t even have to throw Charlie Sheen hooker money at her to get some (although I hear she could use the money). Shit someday soon Lindsay will be posting here. I know if I stick my dick in her I’ll get some disease but would it be ok to read what she writes if she posts here? I won’t go blind right?
Ooba Gooba | January 3, 2008 at 4:13 pm
FUCK Dina Lohan, the Orange Oprah. What a piece of shit this woman is. She’s pissed because Jamie Lynne Spears’ pregnancy stole all the headlines and she wants them back for her next little cash cow, daughter Ali.
Hey Dina, go get your little 13-year old daughter knocked up, and you’ll have those headlines that you so desperately crave.
Fucking skank.
ipanema_girl | January 3, 2008 at 4:19 pm
apparently, #16 hasn’t much of a standard.
boy in pretty panties | January 3, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Good call #10, he’s wearing pretty pink panties (or magenta, or fushia, or mauve)
I love how she’s “dry-humping” his leg, i bet her panties were soaking wet.
D. Richards (Sub-Average.) | January 3, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Kissing and smoking. Kissing and smoking. Life’s fun when you get trashed, smoke 100s, and kiss. Put your heads together and light-up at the same time. It’s so much goddamn fun. Couth.
Kissing and smoking. Smoking and kissing. All the cool kids are doing. Mix your saliva, please. The tar tastes good on your lips. Throw your leg over your partner’s thigh. Show him you’re a big girl. Show your friend that you know what you’ve learned. Yeah. Look at you.
This fucking trash-bag’ll be around forever. Lindsey Lohan. Whee..
my comment | January 3, 2008 at 4:28 pm
He looks like he’s reaching for his Herpes Shield with his right hand in pic #2.
Gadeval | January 3, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Is it me or does lindseys face seem to be ageing at very accelrating rate….the drugs must be really getting to her.
ipanema_girl | January 3, 2008 at 4:30 pm
oh, mr. Richards getting all romantic…
Only thing I bet they didn’t smoke 100s no way. Must have been Gauloises red or even white, I bet 5 bucks!
GEEEEZ! | January 3, 2008 at 4:34 pm
She looks like complete shit in these pics…I thought they were shots of her Mom.
player 101 | January 3, 2008 at 4:38 pm
thats not a hotel room. the pictures are from the disco located across the street from her hotel
ipanema_girl | January 3, 2008 at 4:43 pm
#22 the reason why her face always looks old and haggard is because it has no even skin tone. she’s got all this fuzzy facial hair, freckles, which she desperately tries to cover and tons of layers of self-tanner on it. add the caked peroxide-blonde hair and she’s totally washed out and looks like those sunburnt old hags complete with golden rings, golden bracelets and golden ballerinas.
this, or it’s just the meth and cheap booze that’s ageing her really fast.
D. Richards (SweetHeart.) | January 3, 2008 at 4:49 pm
#23? Oh, the ‘Girl from Ipanema’. I get it. Ha (?). You’re that girl. Funnyee!
I’m joking you; I hate that song. You from Brazil? You know they have rampent HIV down there, right? You ever been checked? For HIV?
Regardless of the size, it’s just too damn bad there wasn’t a healthy dose of cyanide in those ‘cigs’. Damn.
P.S. Don’t you ever call me ‘romantic’ again; I smash romance with my bare-hands like an ape. Then masturbate.
Ript1&0 | January 3, 2008 at 4:55 pm
DR, you got some romance left in that cold heart for little old me??
Inside of every blackened heart of a pervert is a soft gooey creamy pink center.
I’m sad. Let’s kill things and fuck them together.
hausfrau | January 3, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Gross hairy stomach in picture 1. Plus he’s kissing her with a cigarette in his hand. THIS is all Lindsay can get to fuck her these days?? She’s headed for Britney world.
Racer X | January 3, 2008 at 4:57 pm
She should do porn already.
/Skank
ipanema_girl | January 3, 2008 at 5:09 pm
# D. Richards: No, I’m not from Brazil. I’m from Europe. True, my bad english indicates i’m possibly not from the States (or Lord forbid from the UK). But how else would I know about Gauloise cigs if not being European?
And I hate those light cigs. either smoke real ones or don’t smoke at all, you’re all the bigger douches if you smoke those damn light cigs.
and no, you’re not romantic, you’re a deranged psychopath piece of a mf, but like ript said … even the hardest shell has some soft pink, gooey filling somewhere.
having said that, 5$ would equal 0,0001EUR
btw, “D.Richards” always reminds me of “Denise Richards”. Would be appropriate somehow that that lunatic bitch posted some of the pervert drivel you’re prone to post, DR (but I enjoyed your post on this one).
mofoghetto | January 3, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I happen to think hairy beer guts are sexy as hell. I can’t help but fantasize about rubbing my hairy belly against his. I didn’t even notice Dina, I mean Lins…what’s her name?
It’s nice to see a real man with scruff, rocker hair and a tweaked-out, “i’m ready-to-fuck” smirk on his face. I’m sick of barbie-men. With those mauve man-panties, i’m sure he’s kinky too! It should be me skankin-out in those pics instead of that freckle bag.
mofoghetto | January 3, 2008 at 5:15 pm
I happen to think hairy beer guts are sexy as hell. I can’t help but fantasize about rubbing my hairy belly against his. I didn’t even notice Dina, I mean Lins…what’s her name?
It’s nice to see a real man with scruff, rocker hair and a tweaked-out, “i’m ready-to-fuck” smirk on his face. I’m sick of barbie-men. With those mauve man-panties, i’m sure he’s kinky too! It should be me skankin-out in those pics instead of that freckle bag.
D. Richards (Saint.) | January 3, 2008 at 5:15 pm
You got it, Ript! We should meet. I’m a real doll-baby in real life. I promise. I’d only bruise your ass when you’re a badgirl. And I’m not opposed to drinking urine either. It’s a win-win situation.
And, yes, deep within my heart, it’s gooey, it’s also animalistically desperate too. And incredibly lonely. Where you live?
Midwest? I can’t see you in the South. God not the (s)outh. Pacific Northwest? California? East-coast? (That’s where I live.. Shh..)
minniememe | January 3, 2008 at 5:19 pm
$5 says Ript is a dude
D. Richards (Friendly.) | January 3, 2008 at 5:20 pm
331? No, girlfriend. Ipanema is in Rio De Janeiro. A district or some shit.
Europe, agh? Hairy? The bush? Thick pubic hair is really hot. Makes a woman look like a woman. Gotta shave the lips, though. Must shave the contact patch. Yes! Yes!
ew | January 3, 2008 at 5:22 pm
i think falling off the wagon requires being on it in the 1st place
Sara | January 3, 2008 at 5:22 pm
That’s not Lindsey Lohan in the picture
ipanema_girl | January 3, 2008 at 5:26 pm
If Ipanema_Girl is confusing you that much, I can rename myself Schuyler. I like that name.. (Jimbo knows where I am.)
No, no thick bush anymore. We started shaving in europe like in, dunno .. 1999. My legs are soft and smooth like silk. so are armpits. pussy, too, but we like to keep a small landing strip. (only turk and arab girls shave off the strip, too). so, see: you’re updated.
hey, I dig San Diego. Had a guy from there. wasn’t bad but nothing special, either. but tons more handsome than this italo rat above.
ew | January 3, 2008 at 5:28 pm
and her tits are so FAKE. real cleavage makes an upside down “v.” hers do the opposite
ipanema_girl_turned_schuyler | January 3, 2008 at 5:31 pm
if dina really called out riley’s mum they should do a mud wrestle match. it can’t get much crazier than it already is.
Douche | January 3, 2008 at 5:35 pm
$5 says Ript is a tranny
FRIST!!! | January 3, 2008 at 5:36 pm
I’ll take that bet. She’s actually very pretty. And all woman. So quit being a douche..
Ript1&0 | January 3, 2008 at 5:48 pm
AWWWW!!!! Thanks FRIST!!! That’s so sweet! You are very beautiful too.
Five bucks to who can guess where I live based on the shit I say here. You get three guesses and the first two don’t count. Go!
Reggie Bush | January 3, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Skanky whores like this have no class, not like my girl Kim, she is Class not Trash.
Nathan | January 3, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Ya got class, kid!
Whitney | January 3, 2008 at 7:05 pm
She has the most unattractive knees that I have ever seen in my entire life!
miaomiaomiao | January 3, 2008 at 7:35 pm
wow I thought that was pics of dina! I had to reread that last part TWICE I was sure superfish wrote the wrong name. Who knew crack & whoring around makes you look like a 50 year old woman?
juniper | January 3, 2008 at 7:50 pm
What a nerve. What a fucking nerve. Even if Riley Giles wakes up tomorrow and kills a whole town, his mother would be way a better parent than Dina Lohan.
D. Richards (Sage.) | January 3, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Okay.
My first choice is Chicago. For some reason I really feel you’re from Chi(t)-town (Ha!).
Second: Portland, Oregon. Hip place.
Third: Either Boston or Washington, DC. That’s four. yes.
Me, yeah I live where the grass is greener. But not atmospherically. Hint (Septic tank).