Dina Lohan approved of her daughter Lindsay’s nude photo shoot with famed photographer Bert Stern. Dina felt the photos were “tastefully done” and defended Lindsay to People magazine:
“I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don’t look at them like it’s Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother…. I wouldn’t have sent my 14-year-old to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldn’t do anything with her sister there, that was risqué.”
Because walking around topless in front of an impressionable 14-year-old isn’t risque. Genius. Dina Lohan, everybody: Exhibiting the parenting skills of a wombat since 1986.































Not much of a shape….. big tits and that’s about it.
She is just like the rest of american women, shapeless and stupid.
hahahahahahahaha…..you guys are almost as genius as the blogger with your comments.
personally i think the photos are pretty. and… her mom is a user…but…i think all of you partied harder freshman year in college than this girl.
i mean…i love reading this stuff. keep me going at my job. but common now…
are you guys REALLY that WASP?
1. we’ve all seen our bro/sis naked at one point.
2. it would be one thing to spread eagle in front of your family but whats wrong with the seeing the same old tittes and ass that you’ve seen all your life? I bet they’ve changed in the same room a billion times!!
3. just because you’re fat and ugly sitting in front of the computer all day doesnt mean you cant get some nice nuder photos taken too. maybe it’ll make you guys feel better about yourselves and less bitchy.
4. oh…and if you’re less fat and ugly im sure you’ll be out being WHORES too.
5. or if you’re NOT fat and ugly…that means you’re SNOBBY and has some major issues.
Wow…that felt good.
Actually…I just got chewed out by my boss and decided to take it out on random blogg comment writers.
Then again.
I think the photos are hot.
And everyone should have nude photos of themselves.
Yuk floppy tits ….
#3
LOL! I come here just to read the funny and clever remarks!
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70 percent of Americans are 30 pounds or more over weight. What you really mean is she is like the 1 percent of famous Americans that have no shape. Parents need to spend more time with their children and provide positive guidance.
it’s too bad they didn’t choose someone with a better figure and a less masculine face to recreate these photos. Lindsay’s features are so hard and Marilyn’s were so soft. And where are the curves??? beneath her saggy boobs? ick. it ain’t working for me.
I’m not a fan of hers (although Mean Girls was fun), and I think the constant media coverage of her life is tiresome. But, seriously, what is wrong with you people? She may not be a particularly talented actress or musician, but she’s obviously a beautiful girl with a beautiful body. So she has freckles and relatively narrow hips — so what? She’s still gorgeous. And to the people who were complaining that her breasts sag — what is wrong with you? Have you ever seen an actual, flesh-and-blood woman naked? If you haven’t, then newsflash — unless a woman has gotten enormous implants, then her breasts are not going to float up around her collarbone like water balloons, especially if they’re as large as Lindsey’s. Grow up.
poor marilyn.
It doesn’t have so much to do with the similarities as the opposition of personalities. Both women are completely comfortable in their skin and enjoy their nudity, but he captures the oppositions between them. MM had a sadness and vulnerability about her that is captured in her photos. LL is hard and sharp, there is nothing soft or vulnerable about her and yet they are both about sex in different ways. One all soft and other hard.
#60, all I can say is that there is nothing about LiLo that makes men hard. She is just flat out gross, unattractive, uninteresting in an intelligent sort of way, and washed up.
60…
seriously? LiHo is tantless and a whore, no one will touch her with a ten foot pole anymore unless it’s in career intrest.
MM was twice her age during that photoshoot and looks like a true beauty. LiHo looks like any streetwalker you can see on a corner.
far more interesting, “artistic” choices cld’ve been made for these photos.
angelina i don’t give a fuck jolie.
marykate and ashley campuchin monkey olsen as sad, emaciated xerox copies of monroe.
or somebody who’s not so obviously trying to have more “class” than they actually do.
that would be art. these photos are like sad cries for relevancy from both subject and artist. lohan wldv’e done better w/ her own arty nude photos. or even a red wig.
“Because walking around topless in front of an impressionable 14-year-old isn’t risque. Genius.” Ummmm, what exactly do you think is going to happen from a 14 year old seeing part of her sister’s body? It’s just skin!
Keep it all in the fam!
Granted, she could use some hips and she needs her red hair back, but some of us like freckles–don’t knock ‘em till etc — and by the way, how about some ‘artistic’ portraits of Dina Lohan? Not Lynne Spears, please, Dina Lohan. Bert Stern, your office is calling.
is it me…or is lohan’s belly button like….alittle more towards the right side of her body than it’s supposed to be..=.=
@41. HehMorons — Are you a man? Are you a lesbian? Are you in any way attracted to females? Looking at your post, I’d say not so you really cannot pass judgement on who is attractive and who isn’t. Hips are sexy, curves are sexy, lips are sexy, and LiLo has none of these things. You only think she’s attractive because you have no idea what people actually find attractive, and when you see a girl with a flat stomach and huge tits you automatically think “She’s hot” because you think that’s what men want.
I object… I think Wombats are far better parents than Lilo has ever had
she is so beautiful, and her body is so nice, see her naked pics at pinkmingle.com
I would like to see some nude photos of Mommy myself anyday.
Nice. Insult the cutest marsupial why don’t you.
My shit looks much more artistic than that, and it’s not spotted all over… well except for 2 weeks ago when I ate corn.
Why do we waste our time caring about assholes like these? Linsey LOSER and her mother can both dissappear off the face of the world for all we care….no loss there….she can’t act and with no talent why do we care? Her mother wouldn’t make a patch on a mothers ass as far as I’m concerned. People out there need to get a life and stop caring about how many times these two losers wipe their asses in one day.
The human body is a beautiful thing it is society that makes it repulsive to show ones natural beauty. If you look down on someone for posing a non-sexual nude in the name of art what kinda of tasteless and dirty human are you? The human body was once thought of as beautiful and many artist painted and framed that beauty, so why is it now in modern times that we have lost that sense of appreciation for the things that are the most natural to us? Why is she considered a whore for doing something the EVERY BLOODY person on the world has done. be nude in front of someone?
All of you who look at these pictures of her naked and think of is as dirty truly have no taste at all. You people are disgusting for even looking at these pictures in such ways. You call her a her a whore, but god dammit, you people are the filthiest whores because it is obvious that they never thought of these photographs in such a way and you who are judging them are no better than the words that come from you ignorant mouths.
Grow up.
I looked at them as art and still thought they looked horrible. Not in a “Omg she shouldn’t do that” kind of way, but in a ” OMG this girl has ruined her body with drugs and alcohol and should not be posing nude because it does not look good” kind of way. She looks so0o0o0o old for her age and it’s sad because everyone knows why she looks so old. Heck her mother looks younger than her most times, they should have had her pose.
Ewww. I think she looks pretty sick naked, are a 20 something year olds boobs supposed to look that saggy and nasty? I think she better stick to keeping her clothes on.