Dina Lohan Lied to Matt Lauer

Seen here in the latest issue of Maxim, Lindsay Lohan’s mom apparently lied about the number of times her daughter has been in rehab during her bullshit appearance on The Today Show this morning. RadarOnline reports:

During the interview, Lauer told the controversial mom that he understood that her daughter had been in rehab on four separate occasions, but Dina was adamant that it was only twice.
But Lauer and his research team were in fact correct, and RadarOnline.com has the timeline to prove it:
In January 2007, Lindsay checked into Los Angeles Wonderland Center for a 30 day stay. She released a statement at the time which read: “I have made a proactive decision to take care of my professional health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time.”
In June 2007, Lindsay entered Promises Treatment Center in Malibu for six weeks. Her rep at the time Leslie Sloan’s statement read, “On Friday, July 13, 2007, Lindsay Lohan successfully completed her 45 days of residential and extended care treatment at Promises.”
In August 2007, the Mean Girls star checked into Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah for another six week program. After she left the facility on October 5, 2007, Dina told People Magazine: “I’m proud of her. She’s moving ahead with her life. Things were getting out of control. She took action. She took responsibility. She really needed to heal.”
Then on August 2 of this year, Lindsay Lohan entered UCLA’s Resnick Neuro Psychiatric Hospital in Westwood, Los Angeles, for what is supposed to be a 90 day stay.

Of course, Dina will once again claim Lindsay is the target of a vast tabloid conspiracy, so I think it’s only fair I ‘fess up on this one. This morning, Harvey Levin and I combined our Power Rings and changed the past to make Dina Lohan look like a liar. In our defense, we were bored and there was nothing on TV. That being said, this definitely wasn’t as funny as the time we convinced a young Mel Gibson that getting blown for the thousandth time grants you the power of flight. Probably should’ve saved that one for last.

Photos: Maxim