Seen here in the latest issue of Maxim, Lindsay Lohan‘s mom apparently lied about the number of times her daughter has been in rehab during her bullshit appearance on The Today Show this morning. RadarOnline reports:
During the interview, Lauer told the controversial mom that he understood that her daughter had been in rehab on four separate occasions, but Dina was adamant that it was only twice.
But Lauer and his research team were in fact correct, and RadarOnline.com has the timeline to prove it:
In January 2007, Lindsay checked into Los Angeles Wonderland Center for a 30 day stay. She released a statement at the time which read: “I have made a proactive decision to take care of my professional health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time.”
In June 2007, Lindsay entered Promises Treatment Center in Malibu for six weeks. Her rep at the time Leslie Sloan’s statement read, “On Friday, July 13, 2007, Lindsay Lohan successfully completed her 45 days of residential and extended care treatment at Promises.”
In August 2007, the Mean Girls star checked into Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah for another six week program. After she left the facility on October 5, 2007, Dina told People Magazine: “I’m proud of her. She’s moving ahead with her life. Things were getting out of control. She took action. She took responsibility. She really needed to heal.”
Then on August 2 of this year, Lindsay Lohan entered UCLA’s Resnick Neuro Psychiatric Hospital in Westwood, Los Angeles, for what is supposed to be a 90 day stay.
Of course, Dina will once again claim Lindsay is the target of a vast tabloid conspiracy, so I think it’s only fair I ‘fess up on this one. This morning, Harvey Levin and I combined our Power Rings and changed the past to make Dina Lohan look like a liar. In our defense, we were bored and there was nothing on TV. That being said, this definitely wasn’t as funny as the time we convinced a young Mel Gibson that getting blown for the thousandth time grants you the power of flight. Probably should’ve saved that one for last.
Photos: Maxim
dudeatdudedotdude | August 13, 2010 at 1:54 pm
maybe dina’s only counting the stints that lindsay completed.
Sheena | August 13, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Good point!!
nope | August 13, 2010 at 7:00 pm
That’s what I assumed, too.
Taz | August 13, 2010 at 1:54 pm
she looks great in this pic
josh | August 13, 2010 at 3:01 pm
She looks photoshopped.
Robot | August 13, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Agreed. If you look at the left(your left) side of her stomach there is no definitive line between her body and the bed just a blurry patch.
Andriiya | August 14, 2010 at 10:23 am
I think they took out a chunk of her arm there too.
sarah | August 13, 2010 at 11:08 pm
I was a model and know this pic is not the real thing!!!
Raquel | August 13, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Who cares. Dina’s awesome, Lindsay’s awesome, the judge is a nutjob who had to excuse herself from the case because she overstepped her authority, and most of the commenters have driven while drunk plenty of times…and are ugly and untalented.
Rough, the new blaq | August 13, 2010 at 2:08 pm
When are you going to pick up Lilo’s dry cleaning?
Raquel | August 13, 2010 at 2:09 pm
When you’re done cleaning off your dad’s dried semen.
J-Sin | August 13, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Raquel, please do us all a favor and euthanize yourself.
Rough, the new blaq | August 13, 2010 at 2:11 pm
No, seriously…
Rough, the new blaq | August 13, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Raquel sounds like a walking contradiction. I think shes saying the broads and the gays have a monopoly on gossip sites. Careful Raquel, its been said, ignorance can be cured and stupid is well, you know the rest…
GUY | August 13, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Guilty much Raquel. Seems to me you are actually defending your own fucked up life by using Lindsay as your cover. GTFO…Lindsay is a garbage can topling over with cum filled crack pipes.
Rough, the new blaq | August 13, 2010 at 2:18 pm
There lies Lilo’s problems, no not her parents. Fans with no convictions…And you wonder why she feels so alone?
Raquel | August 13, 2010 at 2:22 pm
In rehab, they diagnosed her problem – overexposure to chronic masturbators. They told her to stay out of the tabloid and especially away from anything that might land on all the flamer-infested internet gossip sites.
Rough, the new blaq | August 13, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Hey wait a minute! I need to make a correction here. Celebrity site> gossip site. Sounds manlier right Raquel?
dudeatdudedotdude | August 13, 2010 at 3:14 pm
“her problem — overexposure to chronic masturbators”
id laugh but it’s probably the truest comment on the subject
KB | August 14, 2010 at 2:07 am
Ali, it’s time to get off the computer and get back to your “home-schooling”
Andriiya | August 14, 2010 at 10:28 am
Soooooo, if you’re pretty and talented it’s ok to drive drunk and endanger others? If I got run over by some coked up loser I’m sure my first question after waking up from a medically induced to find myself disfigured for life would be “Was the driver pretty and talented?!?!?!?!?”
Stephen Hawking | August 15, 2010 at 10:50 am
“Soooooo, if you’re pretty and talented it’s ok to drive drunk and endanger others?”
Woah. Hold on.
Woah woah f*cking woah!
for some reason lindsay Loahn is a celebrity.
Beauty and talent are definitely not something she has.
Her movies suck and her coke use has devastated what
might have been a passable pump and dump body but
let’s hold off on the determination that she is beautiful.
This wh*re is so used up that she could barely get hired
as a body double for a hooker’s dead corpse in a B grade horror.
Her life as a walking excuse for illegal drug use is in full swing
and she can thank Dina for the lack of proper parenting.
When momma tries to do spin control on a daughter that’s
beyond rehab it’s time to blame the media.
That’s right folks, the National Enquirer and TMZ should have raised Lindsay
Lohan and not led her to cocaine use and being a used up cow.
Deacon Jones | August 13, 2010 at 2:06 pm
I’m sorry, she’s my guilty pleasure. I fucking love this bitch
MEL | August 13, 2010 at 5:58 pm
I think you mean you love fucking this bitch.
Tom C. | August 13, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Clearly the problem was that Lauer was being glib.
Sobrietyisacrutch | August 13, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Ah yes. The “Tom Cruise Defense”.
Not to be confused with the “Twinkie Defense”.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 13, 2010 at 2:16 pm
–or the dominant hand defense
Rough, the new blaq | August 13, 2010 at 2:12 pm
If you’re such a fan, why is that an insult?
Sobrietyisacrutch | August 13, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Ali doesn’t want anyone to know she’s big sister’s bitch.
Maplewood | August 13, 2010 at 2:13 pm
“Seen here in the latest issue of Maxim, Lindsay Lohan’s mom . . . ”
Dina Lohan wishes that was her. So do I.
Deacon Jones | August 13, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Same!
McFeely Smackup | August 13, 2010 at 2:17 pm
I don’t think it’s fair to assume dishonesty in a situation where plain stupidity is the more likely excuse.
courtyardpigeon | August 13, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Why is she famous again?
I love Photoshop
sarah | August 13, 2010 at 11:10 pm
famous for nothing!!!
allie! | August 13, 2010 at 2:36 pm
im not sure how old this pic is, but she looks AMAZING! this is a hot picture. im hot and bothereddd
phil | August 13, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Just before clicking the picture, the Maxim photographer said “Lindsay, show what you would do for cocaine”.
Matthew | August 13, 2010 at 3:13 pm
hey dina in the words of the late great george carlin Bullshit is bad for ya!
JD | August 13, 2010 at 4:14 pm
All I want to know is why we don’t have a bush shot yet? WTF?
Amy | August 13, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Wait. Dina Lohan’s, lying?
Kelley | August 13, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Shocker, eh ?
spikey27 | August 13, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Maybe the wrong dummie was jailed.
I’m for locking the dumb broad mother up and throwing the key away.
tromba | August 13, 2010 at 8:31 pm
“Dina Lohan Lied to Matt Lauer” Duh!
Ever who booked this interview should be fired. There is no reason for this show to stoop so low for ratings.
captain america | August 14, 2010 at 12:19 am
her name is related to lies.
jami | August 14, 2010 at 12:48 am
i think shes a beautiful girl, but after losing so much weight her body kinda sucks. she was stunning during her georgia rule/mean girl days. when she actually use to ACT…and not be known for bullshit drama only.
alex | August 14, 2010 at 1:28 am
Sorry but I dont care about all these words – i hit that little leopard print hump monkey so hard who ever could pull me out would become King of England..
Mmm I bet her sweaty armpits taste like viagra
jumpin_j | August 14, 2010 at 3:12 pm
EEEWWW.
blip | August 14, 2010 at 6:32 am
I really admire the hours of photo editing that must have been required over at Maxim to make her look hot.
herbiefrog | August 14, 2010 at 2:03 pm
beautifuil pic, we wont leave, never worry… something will turn uup
nobody
never said any th in ng
jerk | August 17, 2010 at 11:43 am
id still bang her. but only for the free cocaine.