Dina Lohan Admits Lindsay’s an Addict

November 8th, 2010 // 29 Comments

Dina Lohan was inexplicably invited on The Today Show again, only this time around she actually admitted her daughter Lindsay is a drug addict instead of trying to paint her as some sort of ginger Jesus:

“Yes,” she is comfortable admitting Lindsay is an addict, Dina told Lauer. And the reason she’d been unwilling to admit as much before was because Lindsay had to admit it first. “As a mother it wasn’t for me to come and tell the world about her problem … I wasn’t in denial. It was for her to come to her evolution. As a mother we protect. Now I’m happy and relieved myself.”

Did I say admit? I meant, continue to lie out of her face about how full of shit she is. But mommy wasn’t the only one getting her mug back in the press. Michael Lohan somehow managed to visit Lindsay yesterday in rehab because that worked out so well the last time and didn’t at all result in frequent, almost weekly relapses. RadarOnline reports:

“Lindsay met Michael at Betty Ford and the pair spent hours together… it was not a fleeting encounter, this appeared well-planned in advance,” the source said.
“They also went shopping at a local Palm Desert mall, where they were seen walking around together and at one point, were in a jewelry store.”
When RadarOnline.com contacted the Lohan patriarch for comment about the encounter, the 50-year-old dad-of-four remained tight-lipped: “I have pledged not to comment about anything relating to my daughter.
“However, what I will say is that I am an incredibly proud father tonight. My daughter is progressing extraordinarily well.”

Wow. When Dina and Michael Lohan form a united front to convince the world Lindsay’s getting the help she needs, you know something went horribly wrong. I’m not saying someone found Lindsay’s dead body OD’d in a janitor’s closet, but I’m also not saying these two haven’t already bought puppet string and a pair of dark sunglasses for a family interview with Diane Sawyer.

DIANE: Lindsay, how does it feel to see your parents together again?
LINDSAY: *head falls off*
DINA: Haha! Oh, Lindsay. She always was the comedian in the family. I mean, is. Is the comedian. Because she’s alive. — Please don’t stop putting me on TV.
MICHAEL: Can I speak now? I feel like this interview’s lost focus and should be about my reality show.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Your fly’s open.

  2. dude

    funny comments, Fish.

  3. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    anyone notice how her fly is open?

    That’s about the only interesting part of this story.

  4. Yea, but will they admit she looks like a duck with those lips?

  5. its me fuckers

    god this woman is so full of shit

    • Matthew

      Dina WE KNOW SHE AN ADDICT PARTY MOM YOU JUST NOW KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bullshit and is bad for ya!

  6. fester

    Seems like I read that Dina claims Lindsay wants to open her own chain of rehab centers. Nice to hear that she’s thinking clearly now. Including a rehab counter in every Starbucks could help Linds keep her shit together… until the bars open, anyway.

  7. Omg i *love* this girl with some meat on her thighs! If i could just get mine between em.. Good shes making progress, not that this whole damn drama didnt seem contrived from the start

  8. jumpin_j

    Lindsay’s an addict. In other breaking news, water is wet.

  9. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    XYZ Lindsay. God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;
    courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know that I should zip up my fly when leaving the house.

  10. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t care what anyone says … That is niceeeeeeeeeeeee

  11. That Guy

    Lindsay Lohan to Coke – “I Wish I Knew How To Quit You.”

  12. puddleduck

    She actually doesn’t look too bad in these pix… duck lips and all.

  13. Ash Bones

    Hi Lindsay, I got some coke on my cock !!

  14. I hear she’s addicted…to what my dick did.

  15. grobpilot

    The sky is blue….

  16. Marco

    Lindsay is looking good here. She must be getting high off of food and not coke lately.

  17. wim

    she looks like a bulldog with those lips.

  18. What?

    Lindsay’s an addict ?!?! No, say it ain’t so! How could that be! It has to be a mistake, that or…somebody made her do it, she wouldn’t do that stuff on her own.

  19. Mama Pinkus

    Was it Angelina Jolie’s infamous asset that started trout pout mania? It has got to stop. Who tells these gals they look better besides the Plastic Surgery centers that take their money? Do they not have any real friends who tell them the truth? As for Dinah, she needs to fuck off and get out of Lindsay’s life. She and Michael are the root causes of Lindsay’s addictions.

  20. NeNe

    Yeah, and I wonder how much she got paid to spew her bullshit out. Coz, you know bitch ain’t gonna do it for free. I can guarantee she is only saying that to make herself try to look good, but truly doesn’t believe that Lindsay has a problem. I do not believe one word that comes out of her mouth.

  21. What a fucking revelation. Her daughter has been an addict for almost 7 years and NOW Dina figures it out?

    Fuck you ya trollop. You and your megalomaniac ex-husband pimped Lindsay throughout her childhood then didn’t give her any kind of discipline or guidance while she was out drinking, getting fucked up, and sleeping around. First sign, if your daughter is 17 and she’s going to niteclubs with Paris Hilton, THERE’S A PROBLEM!!! Lindsay isn’t all victim though. She has continued to fuck her life up BUT the parents have a lot of blame and neither of them have stepped up as of yet to say ‘hey, we fucked up, we are sorry.’ No, they blame everything else. Fuck ‘em, couple of dirty fuckers.

  22. lilian

    Basically, in simple english, she’s getting ready for “Celebrity Rehab” 5.
    Isn’t it heartwarming to see a mother taking so much care in her daughter career? Duh.

  23. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    No shit, Allison, flying low AND carrying a Birken … classy. Birkens are as common as dirt now and have totally lost their appeal … especially when carried by idiots like Lohan, Kardashian and ugh ! Heidi Montag …

  24. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:


  25. monkey

    her face and body are getting so nice and round looking

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