Diddy needs to pee

August 29th, 2006 // 92 Comments

I bet you thought you’d go your entire life without ever having to see Diddy take a howling piss and compare it to having sex. Well you thought wrong, my friend. You thought ass wrong. I’m not familiar with DiddyTV but apparently it chronicles the life of Diddy’s bathroom antics. I can only hope his next episode features him getting into some mixed up shenanigans with the toilet. Because with that kind of quality content who needs Project Runway?


  1. jrzmommy

    Hey ToiletDuck– know what? That you’re an asskissing fucking punk? Fuck you…..don’t start with me.

  2. ToiletDuck

    Hmm, either someone is on some serious rag this morning, or the local Starbucks burned down…

  3. YoMamma

    Wow. Is he crazy or what?? Peeing on TV!! He is so insane! If this is what we have to look forward to when DiddyTV is released…I just cant wait! It is so exciting, revolutionary, different!! He took the cameras in the bathroom!! CHanging the way we see TV!! All I can say is WOW!!

    My sarcasm gland just exploded.

    **yawn**

  4. jrzmommy

    Or people just aren’t in the mood for assholes to fuck with them for no reason. There’s an idea……maybe it’s YOU.

  5. YoMamma

    @#43…
    HAHA. PEE-Diddy. Thats good. I was trying to come up with my own and all I came up with was piddly diddly.

    I am not very clever.

  6. ToiletDuck

    #54…

    Either suck on some Folgers crystals NOW or save it for your friend “poo.”

  7. jrzmommy

    okay. couldn’t tell if you were yanking my chain or seriously fucking with me. I’ll assume the former and toss in a, “sorry.” and a weak low blood sugar excuse. Where IS Poo? Is it time for her Discrimination-Love-Bleeding Hearts Club weekly meeting?

  8. ToiletDuck

    Speaking of “poo” where is the little shit eater these days…??

  9. RichPort

    I sometimes snort folgers mixed with coke… should I not be doing that?

  10. StanGable

    Biggie must be so proud of him.

  11. jrzmommy

    Is Poo Taylor/Trailer? The one who doesn’t want to say mean things about people, but is just for love, ya’ll? and we’re all bad karma haters or something?

  12. jrzmommy

    59–That’s how Hohan got started–now look at her. I would suggest laying off that shit unless you want to turn into a 20 year old white skank with an overbearing mother.

  13. RichPort

    So those are freckles! I thought they were from that water bottle my wife filled with lye and uses to wake me up in the morning… that explains alot, including my new found penchant for sleeping around.

  14. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    #55. Would love to take the credit – but it was bunnyhugger that thought of that one. Although I shall call him it forever.

  15. jrzmommy

    63–so what did you think of the apology yesterday? she’s chatting it up with me right now back where we were yesterday like a totally normal — grammatically correct — person.

  16. RichPort

    Jrz, someone got pissed that we got so post happy on the poor girl and trolled her, thereby giving her an easy exit. That or she her mom read over her shoulder and threatened to withhold food until she apologized.

  17. jrzmommy

    very quick and odd change of heart. ya know? Maybe she saw Diddy peeing and realized that she didn’t want to clean bathrooms for the rest of her life.

  18. I’m not sure why I even watched this. It was like a fucking train wreck I guess. And was he pissing or having an orgasm? I couldn’t tell with all the moaning and groaning. I’m gonna go throw up now.

  19. ToiletDuck

    Whoever you are talking about, you better stop it you are getting SOFT, this is the Superficial and there is no mercy, you need to dogpile this bitch just like we ran off that stupid fucking “poo” and her retarded discrimination club – what a fucktard – BUT, I hope she comes back cuz I want to piss her off again……

  20. James

    Tiny Pee Diddy.

  21. jrzmommy

    Oh Duck—we fucking railroaded this one. For days.

  22. clarknova

    Even this gross event is better than a second spent listening to Diddy’s music.

  23. clarknova

    Hey say, who’s “poo”?

  24. RichPort

    #71 – Yea, we trained her so hard my balls are still sore.

  25. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    #73. no, no, no…. don’t invoke He Who Shall Not Be Named. It’ll get messy.

  26. RichPort

    Jrz, I just read the exchange from this morning. She’s definitely back those Tourette’s-suppressing meds. Much like the first time I got stoned, the colors must be sooooo beautiful.

  27. jrzmommy

    75-It’s a lot like saying beetlejuice three times…..don’t conjure up the poo.

    rich, like I said, a complete about face. Was she being possessed by the spirit of Ramona Africa? I mean, what the fuck?

  28. joslibrarian

    btw–is that his bathroom? It’s got stalls. Must be public, I guess. Speaking of thought provoking posts, is danielle still on here?

  29. ToiletDuck

    “poo” must have been shipped back to the “home” – maybe she will re-appear when she gets tired of being gang-fucked by the orderlies and we can play with her again, heh heh..

  30. teenage-superbitch

    ew

  31. beanncheese

    If you shake it more then 4 times, it’s masturbation.

    http://www.spoonspam.com

  32. jane's eyre

    Pee Diddy (thanks bunny) looks like a monkey. Monkeys fling poo. Does that mean he’ll be doing that next? Sweet.

  33. nicholelibra

    #2, you took the words right out of my mouth. You know his nasty ass only ran water over his hands.

    I got a rhyme for you Diddy…Don’t be a dope and use some fucking soap!

  34. kendra

    “ba-froom”?
    nice pronunciation.

    And, you’re fat. Time to train for another marathon.

  35. RichPort

    Wow, an entire Puffy thread with almost no sambo comments… I’m not sure if I should be proud, or sad that we seem to have lost our way here…

  36. thesarahficial

    That was the biggest waste of 1 minute and 30 seconds of my entire life.

  37. badcomputerguy

    I thought he had to sit down to pee…

  38. Lovely21

    He has got to be the most arrogant SOB in this world!! Why the hell does he think people would want to see him piss?????

  39. bakismaki

    I thought it was 2006 not 1996, who gives a crap about this fool.

  40. jaysaj

    @86 i concur. The next thing we’ll probably see would be the “Pididicious sounds of Farting”. Disgusting!

  41. that’s really disgusting

  42. Amy

    It amazes me that this guy is wealthy – he sounds illiterate & is so low class – just proves money doesn’t buy class – no matter how much you have!

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