I bet you thought you’d go your entire life without ever having to see Diddy take a howling piss and compare it to having sex. Well you thought wrong, my friend. You thought ass wrong. I’m not familiar with DiddyTV but apparently it chronicles the life of Diddy’s bathroom antics. I can only hope his next episode features him getting into some mixed up shenanigans with the toilet. Because with that kind of quality content who needs Project Runway?
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tito | August 29, 2006 at 5:23 pm
YAY
The Devil's Prom Date | August 29, 2006 at 5:27 pm
“Always wash your hands”
Yeah, you may wanna try a little soap there, buddy.
And if there’s a dignity dispenser in there, pump out some of that, too.
helgecko | August 29, 2006 at 5:30 pm
I guess he’s trying to be controversial.
How boring.
yuckyfresh | August 29, 2006 at 5:38 pm
bees are on the what now?
bunnyhugger | August 29, 2006 at 5:39 pm
diddy does doo-doo?
bunnyhugger | August 29, 2006 at 5:40 pm
pee-diddy?
Cruzadas | August 29, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Diddy sucks. I’d rather see Britney Spears peeing. No wait, I meant L. Lohan!
Damn, I’m confusing celebs names. What I meant was I’d rather see Heidi Klum taking a long warm smelly piss.
Yeah, I know, I’m a freak. I like to watch them sexy biatches doing #1
biatcho | August 29, 2006 at 5:41 pm
poo-diddy’s doo-doo-butter?
biatcho | August 29, 2006 at 5:46 pm
As if we didn’t know this before but it has been confirmed that he now has a tiny dick… notice his exaggerated movements to whip it out & put it away. Clearly overcompensating for a lack of the member. Short dick man soso bad!
Carvinho | August 29, 2006 at 5:52 pm
Now that’s just taking the piss.
cuesta_rey | August 29, 2006 at 6:11 pm
he is a little broad across the butt walkin through that door
what an arrogant sap!
CelebSlam.com | August 29, 2006 at 6:20 pm
I thought that was R Kelly for a second.
http://www.celebslam.com
Chodite | August 29, 2006 at 6:22 pm
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I wish Pac would’ve put a bullet in his ass years ago.
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ToiletDuck | August 29, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Well, I guess he is now Pee-Diddy…
Well, now he has opened Pandora’s box, beeatch, cuz now I want to see him take a great, big fat DUMP and talk about it while he’s squeezing out a big, steaming, brown turd..
How’s that for class??
BarbadoSlim | August 29, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Urine is prolly the only original thing to ever come out of this mo’fucka’
ToiletDuck | August 29, 2006 at 6:41 pm
I big, fucking BROWN turd, that’s he’s been holding up in there for 3 days – it’s so fucking big and hard, he almost cries when it finally comes out and it feels like he’s being cornholed by Tommy Lee and Mike Tyson both at the same time…
ToiletDuck | August 29, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Oops, I meant a big, angry, BLACK, bitchy turd, a cocaine and vodka turd that’s so soaked with booxe and crank that it ignites when a spark gets near…you just KNOW that fucker is mad cuz the Peester has been partying non-stop for a week and that fuckin’ turd is a nasty one and it’s gonna make daddy SCREAM when she comes out outta his fat arse…
ToiletDuck | August 29, 2006 at 6:47 pm
It’s so huge it splashes pissy water all over Pee Diddy’s ass when it goes “splat” into the water…
edb87 | August 29, 2006 at 7:05 pm
Wow. I’m not gonna sleep for a week now. Should we call him Pee Diddy now?
http://www.edquartersonline.com
EazyE | August 29, 2006 at 7:21 pm
What the clip didn’t show was the urinal fizzling and corroding, then dropping down on Diddy’s foot, prompting him to yelp to the chime of “Who Let the Dawgs outttt”
ToiletDuck | August 29, 2006 at 7:46 pm
What a major pussy – he has to stand behind a privacy wall to take a leak and then grunt like a boar – is he scared to show off his dick??
TrannyGranny | August 29, 2006 at 7:52 pm
I cannot fucking believe I just watched that. A few things I noticed :
1) He had to search for his tiny Webster-like penis.
2) When he discovered the micro-scopic wonder that he calls “sean puny combs” he immediately TASTED his finger.
3) He fakes an orgasm worse than Hopeless_Screenwriters wife. And by wife, I mean boyfriend. Stop Sending Me Videos, Wierdo!!!
4) I thought I had finally managed to quit drinking, but thanks to Puff Drippy, I am off to the liquor store.
DrunkBlogger | August 29, 2006 at 7:58 pm
TrannyGranny, I just read your screename and threw up.
Dory | August 29, 2006 at 8:58 pm
I really wish I hadn’t pressed play. I’m going to the doctor now, maybe he can give me something for post video stress dissorder
ImSuicidal | August 29, 2006 at 9:00 pm
Thatis one ugly bee-lack man.
PDLTC
jennyliz | August 29, 2006 at 9:14 pm
Perhaps the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.
GG1000 | August 29, 2006 at 9:34 pm
This is what this dude thinks is hard core and controversial? Geez – he irons his T-shirts and tell us to make sure we wash hands. My grandma resurrected.
Maybe I can sell footage of my dog’s morning “outside” adventures.
scrooge | August 29, 2006 at 9:37 pm
This show is about as exciting as passing a kidney stone.
http://www.hulkmad.com
mcgillvray | August 29, 2006 at 9:51 pm
I know theres the “three shakes and your playin’” rule… now someone has to make a “no jumping, just wiggling” rule.
ToiletDuck | August 29, 2006 at 9:52 pm
Eccch, maybe Paris will wipe Pee-Shitty’s rump when he decides to take a big, straining, moaning, groaning DUMP into that shitty little handbag she drags around that was designed by her douchebag sister…
Hm, I bet I could make $$ writing trashy novels…
Dirt McGirt | August 30, 2006 at 1:56 am
Was George Michael in the bathroom with him, giving him some gay butt-sex?
Discuss
DrunkBlogger | August 30, 2006 at 4:31 am
Diddy, in his usual let-me-straight-up-jack-the-Luniz-I-Got-5-On-It-Beat style, probably took this idea from his boy Ryan Leslie who is all into the video blogging thing.
I gotta say, I really did not need to see this. About the only thing missing is, while he is taking a piss, calling out, “It’s Bad Boy baby!”
http://www.DrunkBlogger.com
RichPort | August 30, 2006 at 5:19 am
He must have thought the toilet was actually hip hop, since he’s be shitting on that for years. Pee Shitty? I think the name fits.
nc72 | August 30, 2006 at 5:33 am
It’s all about the piddle for Diddy.
http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=diddy
joslibrarian | August 30, 2006 at 6:20 am
I can’t believe I watched that. He can’t think that’s interesting to the general public, can he? What an arrogant ass. 2 minutes of my life are now gone.
jrzmommy | August 30, 2006 at 6:21 am
Who the fuck are these people that they think we care so much about them that we even want to see them take a piss. The hubris…..it really deserves a bat to the back of the head a la DeNiro in The Untouchables.
Funny | August 30, 2006 at 6:21 am
That was great. diddy is right, it does feel good to pee when you really have to go.
I laughed when i saw that clip. It was entertaining.
Thanks Diddy. But wash your hands with soap next time.
Fuzz Martin | August 30, 2006 at 6:33 am
DiddyTV? More like DOODYtv! hahahahahahahaha!
Shaun | August 30, 2006 at 7:20 am
These comments are great! :D
Posts 16 and 17 from ToiletDuck made me think that he was out binging for a week. But when have exposure like P-Did does because of past legends (B.I.G.), you can pretty much waste camera time on anything.
As for P-Did taking a crunch in Paris Hilton’s carry bag, ToiletDuck, I bet she is into harder-core stuff then that.
sharkbite | August 30, 2006 at 7:30 am
It’s kind of interesting to see Diddy doing something so… normal? Or acting that way, rather.
No diamond-encrusted toilet?
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
HolisticWisdomcom | August 30, 2006 at 7:39 am
I find it funny that he thinks he is explaining something that not all of us may know about. Like some of us don’t know how good it feels to finally pee when you really have to go. Glad he could impart his vast wisdom to us… you know the little people who are pee ignorant.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Italian Stallion | August 30, 2006 at 7:53 am
He does seem to be searching for his dick a little longer then normal. I guess we mistook what they meant when they said Biggie Smalls. I always thought it was Christopher Wallaces nickname but I guess it was applied to the duo. Biggie, being Biggie, and Puffy being Smalls………….
MyWellRehearsedMistake | August 30, 2006 at 8:02 am
I hate Pee Diddy. I really, really can’t stand him. What makes him think that anyone on this earth would even care about the “interesting things that affect him during the day”, like taking a piss. And how is this interesting? Oh yeah, he has a short dick and he gets all philosophical about pissing, like none of us have ever needed to piss really badly before.
I agree with #13. Why did they have take 2Pac and Biggy when no-one would miss this arrogant asswipe?
vainandlovingit | August 30, 2006 at 8:08 am
if you are shake it more than twice you are playing with it…D.I.D.D.Y I.S.L.A.M.E.
vainandlovingit | August 30, 2006 at 8:10 am
* if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it
RichPort | August 30, 2006 at 8:11 am
It’s pretty well known that signing with Bad Boy is the first step on the road to unemployment. Either that or driving a livery cab. Their best artist was gunned down, and they haven’t had any significant hits since, unless of course you count Dream. The hip hop landscape is littered with the failed careers of fallen and jailed former Puffy proteges. Making The Band was a text book case study in bad television and worse music. And just so no one forgets, TCLTC.
DancingQueen | August 30, 2006 at 8:13 am
God, it just makes my hatred for him more immense if that’s possible.
I bet diddy’s daddy’s proud. Oh wait, he prolly don’t know who he daddy be.
bigponie | August 30, 2006 at 8:38 am
I wish there was a jewish man in the bathroom with him holding a very sharp knife reading “the art of castration”.
ToiletDuck | August 30, 2006 at 8:46 am
To quote the title of a well known disgusting fetish porn film, “‘P’ Is For Pleasure.”
Pee Shitty seems to like hanging around in dirty restrooms –
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“What white and runs down the bathroom wall?
George Michael’s latest release.”
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ToiletDuck | August 30, 2006 at 9:01 am
#22…
Hilarious, fucking hilarious! However, it is just possible that Webster might just be hung like a horse – let’s ask jrzmommy, she would probably know…