Diddy needs to pee

YAY

“Always wash your hands”

Yeah, you may wanna try a little soap there, buddy.

And if there’s a dignity dispenser in there, pump out some of that, too.

I guess he’s trying to be controversial.

How boring.

bees are on the what now?

diddy does doo-doo?

pee-diddy?

Diddy sucks. I’d rather see Britney Spears peeing. No wait, I meant L. Lohan!

Damn, I’m confusing celebs names. What I meant was I’d rather see Heidi Klum taking a long warm smelly piss.

Yeah, I know, I’m a freak. I like to watch them sexy biatches doing #1

poo-diddy’s doo-doo-butter?

As if we didn’t know this before but it has been confirmed that he now has a tiny dick… notice his exaggerated movements to whip it out & put it away. Clearly overcompensating for a lack of the member. Short dick man soso bad!

Now that’s just taking the piss.

he is a little broad across the butt walkin through that door

what an arrogant sap!

I thought that was R Kelly for a second.

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I wish Pac would’ve put a bullet in his ass years ago.

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Well, I guess he is now Pee-Diddy…

Well, now he has opened Pandora’s box, beeatch, cuz now I want to see him take a great, big fat DUMP and talk about it while he’s squeezing out a big, steaming, brown turd..

How’s that for class??

Urine is prolly the only original thing to ever come out of this mo’fucka’

I big, fucking BROWN turd, that’s he’s been holding up in there for 3 days – it’s so fucking big and hard, he almost cries when it finally comes out and it feels like he’s being cornholed by Tommy Lee and Mike Tyson both at the same time…

Oops, I meant a big, angry, BLACK, bitchy turd, a cocaine and vodka turd that’s so soaked with booxe and crank that it ignites when a spark gets near…you just KNOW that fucker is mad cuz the Peester has been partying non-stop for a week and that fuckin’ turd is a nasty one and it’s gonna make daddy SCREAM when she comes out outta his fat arse…

It’s so huge it splashes pissy water all over Pee Diddy’s ass when it goes “splat” into the water…

Wow. I’m not gonna sleep for a week now. Should we call him Pee Diddy now?

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What the clip didn’t show was the urinal fizzling and corroding, then dropping down on Diddy’s foot, prompting him to yelp to the chime of “Who Let the Dawgs outttt”

What a major pussy – he has to stand behind a privacy wall to take a leak and then grunt like a boar – is he scared to show off his dick??

I cannot fucking believe I just watched that. A few things I noticed :

1) He had to search for his tiny Webster-like penis.

2) When he discovered the micro-scopic wonder that he calls “sean puny combs” he immediately TASTED his finger.

3) He fakes an orgasm worse than Hopeless_Screenwriters wife. And by wife, I mean boyfriend. Stop Sending Me Videos, Wierdo!!!

4) I thought I had finally managed to quit drinking, but thanks to Puff Drippy, I am off to the liquor store.

TrannyGranny, I just read your screename and threw up.

I really wish I hadn’t pressed play. I’m going to the doctor now, maybe he can give me something for post video stress dissorder

Thatis one ugly bee-lack man.

PDLTC

Perhaps the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.

This is what this dude thinks is hard core and controversial? Geez – he irons his T-shirts and tell us to make sure we wash hands. My grandma resurrected.

Maybe I can sell footage of my dog’s morning “outside” adventures.

This show is about as exciting as passing a kidney stone.

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I know theres the “three shakes and your playin’” rule… now someone has to make a “no jumping, just wiggling” rule.

Eccch, maybe Paris will wipe Pee-Shitty’s rump when he decides to take a big, straining, moaning, groaning DUMP into that shitty little handbag she drags around that was designed by her douchebag sister…

Hm, I bet I could make $$ writing trashy novels…

Was George Michael in the bathroom with him, giving him some gay butt-sex?

Discuss

Diddy, in his usual let-me-straight-up-jack-the-Luniz-I-Got-5-On-It-Beat style, probably took this idea from his boy Ryan Leslie who is all into the video blogging thing.

I gotta say, I really did not need to see this. About the only thing missing is, while he is taking a piss, calling out, “It’s Bad Boy baby!”

http://www.DrunkBlogger.com

He must have thought the toilet was actually hip hop, since he’s be shitting on that for years. Pee Shitty? I think the name fits.

It’s all about the piddle for Diddy.

http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=diddy

I can’t believe I watched that. He can’t think that’s interesting to the general public, can he? What an arrogant ass. 2 minutes of my life are now gone.

Who the fuck are these people that they think we care so much about them that we even want to see them take a piss. The hubris…..it really deserves a bat to the back of the head a la DeNiro in The Untouchables.

That was great. diddy is right, it does feel good to pee when you really have to go.

I laughed when i saw that clip. It was entertaining.

Thanks Diddy. But wash your hands with soap next time.

DiddyTV? More like DOODYtv! hahahahahahahaha!

These comments are great! :D

Posts 16 and 17 from ToiletDuck made me think that he was out binging for a week. But when have exposure like P-Did does because of past legends (B.I.G.), you can pretty much waste camera time on anything.

As for P-Did taking a crunch in Paris Hilton’s carry bag, ToiletDuck, I bet she is into harder-core stuff then that.

It’s kind of interesting to see Diddy doing something so… normal? Or acting that way, rather.

No diamond-encrusted toilet?

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I find it funny that he thinks he is explaining something that not all of us may know about. Like some of us don’t know how good it feels to finally pee when you really have to go. Glad he could impart his vast wisdom to us… you know the little people who are pee ignorant.

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He does seem to be searching for his dick a little longer then normal. I guess we mistook what they meant when they said Biggie Smalls. I always thought it was Christopher Wallaces nickname but I guess it was applied to the duo. Biggie, being Biggie, and Puffy being Smalls………….

I hate Pee Diddy. I really, really can’t stand him. What makes him think that anyone on this earth would even care about the “interesting things that affect him during the day”, like taking a piss. And how is this interesting? Oh yeah, he has a short dick and he gets all philosophical about pissing, like none of us have ever needed to piss really badly before.

I agree with #13. Why did they have take 2Pac and Biggy when no-one would miss this arrogant asswipe?

if you are shake it more than twice you are playing with it…D.I.D.D.Y I.S.L.A.M.E.

* if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it

It’s pretty well known that signing with Bad Boy is the first step on the road to unemployment. Either that or driving a livery cab. Their best artist was gunned down, and they haven’t had any significant hits since, unless of course you count Dream. The hip hop landscape is littered with the failed careers of fallen and jailed former Puffy proteges. Making The Band was a text book case study in bad television and worse music. And just so no one forgets, TCLTC.

God, it just makes my hatred for him more immense if that’s possible.

I bet diddy’s daddy’s proud. Oh wait, he prolly don’t know who he daddy be.

I wish there was a jewish man in the bathroom with him holding a very sharp knife reading “the art of castration”.

To quote the title of a well known disgusting fetish porn film, “‘P’ Is For Pleasure.”

Pee Shitty seems to like hanging around in dirty restrooms –
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“What white and runs down the bathroom wall?

George Michael’s latest release.”
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#22…

Hilarious, fucking hilarious! However, it is just possible that Webster might just be hung like a horse – let’s ask jrzmommy, she would probably know…