Diddy likes prostitutes

February 28th, 2006 // 38 Comments

*diddy_thumb1.jpgDiddy is enjoying Carnival in Brazil, where he was spotted slipping into a Rio hot spot known for its low-priced call girls.


  1. GothamGuy

    Knowing that talentless marketing whore, after his disease bath in Rio, he’ll come out with a new song and pharmaceutical commercial deal…

    “The H, The E, The R, The P, The, E, The S…that’s herpes…herpeeees…”

  2. Is this one of the 7 Habits of Highly Effective People?

  3. CheekyChops

    I’d rather masterbate than do that dude.

  4. rachie

    I thought that was Brittany Murphy at first. She’s a prostitute? Since when is she from Brazil?

  5. bex*

    picture of brittany murphy + “low-priced call girls”

    i see the connection…

  6. Sheva

    If you are a carrier of several strains of sexually transmitted diseases this is the hangout for you.

    Diddy clearly cares about humanity.

  7. ESQ

    Clearly he needs to take up pointers with Charlie Sheen, he gets high priced tang.

    I too though the chick in the picture was Brittany Murphy in bad ’80′s hair.

  8. ESQ

    I meant thought.

  9. SMF121490

    This guy can get almost any famous or non-famous woman or women he wants. He has money to wipe his ass with. But instead he opts for low priced whores. Hmmmmmm, cheap and disgusting. NO CLASS!!

  10. Baroness

    Haha! The Brittany Murphy picture was pretty sneaky.

  11. He’d be lucky if Herpes is ALL he got. It’s Brazil, he could get infected with inflation and a falling currency rate too!

  12. billabong021

    mwa ha ha ha! that commentary’s sme funny shit.

  13. Tetsuo

    Pfft, I think the hookers have more to fear from Sean Puffy P Diddy Daddy Diddly Oodly Ook Combs than vice versa. He’s probably a walking petrie dish of STDs by now. He’s like a two-legged version of that place in Papua New Guinea – species no-one’s even imagined, let along discovered, swinging from his nappy-ass pubic hair. Plus he fucked J-Lo, and she’ll fuck (and marry) anything.

  14. senin

    He’s an equal opportunity ho.

  15. LoneWolf

    Hey, Diddy didn’t get to be a big-pimpin’ mac-daddy by giving his benjamins away. Man’s careful with his money, yo.

    Now if he’d get those horse teeth filed down so he could close his lips over them he’d be da bomb. And by “da bomb” I mean “one more Hollywood a-hole with too much time and money on his hands”.

  16. b.a.n.a.n.a.s.

    being born and raised in Rio, i can tell you that Help is far from having the cheapest prostitutes in town. It’s not the hottest spot either and if i had Diddy’s money i would have chosen somewhere with a lot more class, but you can definitely get much dirtier and cheaper hoookers in Rio. Help is that old family restaurant in your town that has been there for three generations, the menu doesn’t have tons of three-course-meals-for-12,99 and the decoration isn’t at all trendy, but the food is awesome, so you still enjoy going there. I’m sure Snoop Dog and Pharrell went there on their trip and reccomended it to Diddy.

    in other words if Brittany Murphy wanted to work on Help, they would send her home cause she’s too trashy for it.

  17. b.a.n.a.n.a.s.

    being born and raised in Rio, i can tell you that Help is far from having the cheapest prostitutes in town. It’s not the hottest spot either and if i had Diddy’s money i would have chosen somewhere with a lot more class, but you can definitely get much dirtier and cheaper hoookers in Rio. Help is that old family restaurant in your town that has been there for three generations, the menu doesn’t have tons of three-course-meals-for-12,99 and the decoration isn’t at all trendy, but the food is awesome, so you still enjoy going there. I’m sure Snoop Dog and Pharrell went there on their trip and reccomended it to Diddy.

    in other words if Brittany Murphy wanted to work on Help, they would send her home cause she’s too trashy for it.

  18. gogoboots

    I was about to say that prostitute looks an awful lot like Brittany Murphy, I had no idea she worked at Help…! Why was she in Rio?
    P.Diddy is a dumb ass, if he wants to stick his dick in a jar of herpes, more power to him, maybe he’ll end up dead by the year’s end…we can only hope….

  19. Craig & "em"

    As a Imaginary Celebrity Investigator, I’ve found that there’s always a reason to the madness. I’m not sure I believe this. When you say Cheat Prostitute, that’s clue #1, because I’ve…I mean Friends of mine have been to Brazil and even the expensive prostitutes are CHEAP. Further more…my inside sources say that he’s working on the new MTV show called “Making the Whorehouse”!
    Yeah…something about this story seems FISHY or it might just be the “Crabs” now surrounding his penis!

  20. youareachief

    Buahahahaha. That’s so funny. I’m from Rio too, and ‘Help!’ is a sh*thole. LOL. Its frequenters are prostitutes and foreigners looking to pick up them and a lot more.

  21. HollyJ

    P Diddy is repulsive.

    Someone needs to surgically remove that perma-toothpick he has crammed in the corner of his mouth in every video, too.

    Nasty.

  22. #2 – Maybe he should be asking “Who Moved My Cheese?”

  23. Evangelia

    so he likes the nasty sleazy dirty pussy. who doesn’t?

  24. asmith

    Diddy is a Dummy.

  25. Astriastar

    #16 ROFL!
    Horse teeth!

  26. Cratylus

    What if Diddy’s proclivity to constantly change his name for no good reason is caused by a virus gnawing away at his cerebral cortex?

    I don’t care about him, but if this virus infects my favorite call girl, Mercedes, this could become problematic. It’s “Mercedes” now, but then it could be M. cedes, M. cede, M. de cede, and, finally, M. de Sade. Before I know it, she’ll be sticking a hot poker up my bum.

  27. HughJorganthethird

    All I can say is Diddy when you eventually wind up at the Black Angus in San Juan, Puerto Rico DO NOT order the “chicken wings”. No matter how hungry you are. Take my word for it.

  28. baltogirl

    Maybe he has access to cheap penicillin, too.

  29. ESQ

    I think Diddy is a tool for letting this bit of information out…If I was a girl that had 1/2 a brain in her head I would not touch his dick with Pee-pee Hilton’s pussy. My guess is he will be after Pee-pee anyday now, just you wait and see….

  30. Moksha

    “You should’ve seen the look on Diddy’s face when that cheap prostitute rested her balls on his forehead.”

    Ah hahahaha hahahaha! !!

  31. AnnoyingPseud

    Horse-toothed Dildodiddy and his bling thing for cheap hookers isn’t any surprise. He was the guy who was buying JHo until she dumped him for an AngloIdiot she probably thought had more dough and or a bigger dick.

    Something about Dildodiddy makes me want to slap him upside his horsetoothed, slackjawed dribbly lipped head. And by slap I mean hit with an anvil, followed by a Louisville Slugger topped off with the front bumper of my SUV.

    “You should’ve seen the look on Diddy’s face when that cheap prostitute rested her balls on his forehead.” – Oh sure, the same “surprise” that Eddie Murphy had when those balls dropped into his mouth right before teh cops picked him up for soliciting.

  32. AnnoyingPseud

    “You should’ve seen the look on Diddy’s face when that cheap prostitute rested her balls on his forehead.”

    Oh sure. As surprised as Eddie Murphy was when he had that tranny drop a set on HIS forehead.

  33. hafaball

    Ah yes…nothings better than a good shemale joke. Is there anything better than a shemale joke? If there is I don’t want to hear it. But seriously…who doesn’t like a whore every now and then? I know our President does :D

  34. MustangLaura

    I NEVER KNEW BRITTANY MURPHY WAS A HOOKER ….. WOW LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY …

  35. SMF121490

    #34 Our President does everyday. LMAO. George W. Bush, Boy President.

  36. sarakai

    I love the matching of “Diddy likes Prostitutes” with the picture of Brittany Murphey- she’s a skank troll

  37. that’s all he is worth having.

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