Diddy is enjoying Carnival in Brazil, where he was spotted slipping into a Rio hot spot known for its low-priced call girls.
Diddy likes prostitutes
February 28th, 2006 // 38 Comments
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GothamGuy | February 28, 2006 at 10:11 am
Knowing that talentless marketing whore, after his disease bath in Rio, he’ll come out with a new song and pharmaceutical commercial deal…
“The H, The E, The R, The P, The, E, The S…that’s herpes…herpeeees…”
uncommonamerican | February 28, 2006 at 10:18 am
Is this one of the 7 Habits of Highly Effective People?
CheekyChops | February 28, 2006 at 10:30 am
I’d rather masterbate than do that dude.
rachie | February 28, 2006 at 10:37 am
I thought that was Brittany Murphy at first. She’s a prostitute? Since when is she from Brazil?
bex* | February 28, 2006 at 10:38 am
picture of brittany murphy + “low-priced call girls”
i see the connection…
Sheva | February 28, 2006 at 10:39 am
If you are a carrier of several strains of sexually transmitted diseases this is the hangout for you.
Diddy clearly cares about humanity.
ESQ | February 28, 2006 at 10:44 am
Clearly he needs to take up pointers with Charlie Sheen, he gets high priced tang.
I too though the chick in the picture was Brittany Murphy in bad ’80′s hair.
ESQ | February 28, 2006 at 10:45 am
I meant thought.
SMF121490 | February 28, 2006 at 10:45 am
This guy can get almost any famous or non-famous woman or women he wants. He has money to wipe his ass with. But instead he opts for low priced whores. Hmmmmmm, cheap and disgusting. NO CLASS!!
gossipmonger | February 28, 2006 at 10:52 am
Yeah, it it Brittany Murphy, here’s the original photo from Yahoo…
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/vh1/vh1_fashion_awards_photos/_group_photos/brittany_murphy24.jpg
Baroness | February 28, 2006 at 11:07 am
Haha! The Brittany Murphy picture was pretty sneaky.
Spindoc | February 28, 2006 at 11:11 am
He’d be lucky if Herpes is ALL he got. It’s Brazil, he could get infected with inflation and a falling currency rate too!
billabong021 | February 28, 2006 at 11:16 am
mwa ha ha ha! that commentary’s sme funny shit.
Tetsuo | February 28, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Pfft, I think the hookers have more to fear from Sean Puffy P Diddy Daddy Diddly Oodly Ook Combs than vice versa. He’s probably a walking petrie dish of STDs by now. He’s like a two-legged version of that place in Papua New Guinea – species no-one’s even imagined, let along discovered, swinging from his nappy-ass pubic hair. Plus he fucked J-Lo, and she’ll fuck (and marry) anything.
senin | February 28, 2006 at 12:06 pm
He’s an equal opportunity ho.
LoneWolf | February 28, 2006 at 12:06 pm
Hey, Diddy didn’t get to be a big-pimpin’ mac-daddy by giving his benjamins away. Man’s careful with his money, yo.
Now if he’d get those horse teeth filed down so he could close his lips over them he’d be da bomb. And by “da bomb” I mean “one more Hollywood a-hole with too much time and money on his hands”.
b.a.n.a.n.a.s. | February 28, 2006 at 12:39 pm
being born and raised in Rio, i can tell you that Help is far from having the cheapest prostitutes in town. It’s not the hottest spot either and if i had Diddy’s money i would have chosen somewhere with a lot more class, but you can definitely get much dirtier and cheaper hoookers in Rio. Help is that old family restaurant in your town that has been there for three generations, the menu doesn’t have tons of three-course-meals-for-12,99 and the decoration isn’t at all trendy, but the food is awesome, so you still enjoy going there. I’m sure Snoop Dog and Pharrell went there on their trip and reccomended it to Diddy.
in other words if Brittany Murphy wanted to work on Help, they would send her home cause she’s too trashy for it.
b.a.n.a.n.a.s. | February 28, 2006 at 12:39 pm
being born and raised in Rio, i can tell you that Help is far from having the cheapest prostitutes in town. It’s not the hottest spot either and if i had Diddy’s money i would have chosen somewhere with a lot more class, but you can definitely get much dirtier and cheaper hoookers in Rio. Help is that old family restaurant in your town that has been there for three generations, the menu doesn’t have tons of three-course-meals-for-12,99 and the decoration isn’t at all trendy, but the food is awesome, so you still enjoy going there. I’m sure Snoop Dog and Pharrell went there on their trip and reccomended it to Diddy.
in other words if Brittany Murphy wanted to work on Help, they would send her home cause she’s too trashy for it.
gogoboots | February 28, 2006 at 12:51 pm
I was about to say that prostitute looks an awful lot like Brittany Murphy, I had no idea she worked at Help…! Why was she in Rio?
P.Diddy is a dumb ass, if he wants to stick his dick in a jar of herpes, more power to him, maybe he’ll end up dead by the year’s end…we can only hope….
Craig & "em" | February 28, 2006 at 12:56 pm
As a Imaginary Celebrity Investigator, I’ve found that there’s always a reason to the madness. I’m not sure I believe this. When you say Cheat Prostitute, that’s clue #1, because I’ve…I mean Friends of mine have been to Brazil and even the expensive prostitutes are CHEAP. Further more…my inside sources say that he’s working on the new MTV show called “Making the Whorehouse”!
Yeah…something about this story seems FISHY or it might just be the “Crabs” now surrounding his penis!
youareachief | February 28, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Buahahahaha. That’s so funny. I’m from Rio too, and ‘Help!’ is a sh*thole. LOL. Its frequenters are prostitutes and foreigners looking to pick up them and a lot more.
HollyJ | February 28, 2006 at 3:26 pm
P Diddy is repulsive.
Someone needs to surgically remove that perma-toothpick he has crammed in the corner of his mouth in every video, too.
Nasty.
Lala | February 28, 2006 at 3:30 pm
#2 – Maybe he should be asking “Who Moved My Cheese?”
Evangelia | February 28, 2006 at 4:54 pm
so he likes the nasty sleazy dirty pussy. who doesn’t?
asmith | February 28, 2006 at 5:06 pm
Diddy is a Dummy.
Astriastar | February 28, 2006 at 5:14 pm
#16 ROFL!
Horse teeth!
Cratylus | February 28, 2006 at 6:18 pm
What if Diddy’s proclivity to constantly change his name for no good reason is caused by a virus gnawing away at his cerebral cortex?
I don’t care about him, but if this virus infects my favorite call girl, Mercedes, this could become problematic. It’s “Mercedes” now, but then it could be M. cedes, M. cede, M. de cede, and, finally, M. de Sade. Before I know it, she’ll be sticking a hot poker up my bum.
HughJorganthethird | February 28, 2006 at 7:07 pm
All I can say is Diddy when you eventually wind up at the Black Angus in San Juan, Puerto Rico DO NOT order the “chicken wings”. No matter how hungry you are. Take my word for it.
baltogirl | February 28, 2006 at 7:07 pm
Maybe he has access to cheap penicillin, too.
ESQ | February 28, 2006 at 8:46 pm
I think Diddy is a tool for letting this bit of information out…If I was a girl that had 1/2 a brain in her head I would not touch his dick with Pee-pee Hilton’s pussy. My guess is he will be after Pee-pee anyday now, just you wait and see….
Moksha | February 28, 2006 at 11:59 pm
“You should’ve seen the look on Diddy’s face when that cheap prostitute rested her balls on his forehead.”
Ah hahahaha hahahaha! !!
AnnoyingPseud | March 1, 2006 at 2:18 am
Horse-toothed Dildodiddy and his bling thing for cheap hookers isn’t any surprise. He was the guy who was buying JHo until she dumped him for an AngloIdiot she probably thought had more dough and or a bigger dick.
Something about Dildodiddy makes me want to slap him upside his horsetoothed, slackjawed dribbly lipped head. And by slap I mean hit with an anvil, followed by a Louisville Slugger topped off with the front bumper of my SUV.
“You should’ve seen the look on Diddy’s face when that cheap prostitute rested her balls on his forehead.” – Oh sure, the same “surprise” that Eddie Murphy had when those balls dropped into his mouth right before teh cops picked him up for soliciting.
AnnoyingPseud | March 1, 2006 at 2:19 am
“You should’ve seen the look on Diddy’s face when that cheap prostitute rested her balls on his forehead.”
Oh sure. As surprised as Eddie Murphy was when he had that tranny drop a set on HIS forehead.
hafaball | March 1, 2006 at 10:44 am
Ah yes…nothings better than a good shemale joke. Is there anything better than a shemale joke? If there is I don’t want to hear it. But seriously…who doesn’t like a whore every now and then? I know our President does :D
MustangLaura | March 1, 2006 at 11:59 am
I NEVER KNEW BRITTANY MURPHY WAS A HOOKER ….. WOW LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY …
SMF121490 | March 1, 2006 at 12:53 pm
#34 Our President does everyday. LMAO. George W. Bush, Boy President.
sarakai | March 4, 2006 at 6:12 am
I love the matching of “Diddy likes Prostitutes” with the picture of Brittany Murphey- she’s a skank troll
Casino | October 18, 2007 at 1:57 am
that’s all he is worth having.