Diddy was set to host a party at Whitehouse in the Hamptons Tuesday night, but he showed up at 2:15 am and then only stayed an hour before collecting his paycheck and leaving with two girls. The NY Daily News reports:
No wonder his stay was brief: The only other semi-celeb in the house was Samantha Cole. “He hid behind security in the VIP room drinking Champagne,” notes one guest. The Kim Porter -free mogul did find two “amazingly attractive” girls in “teeny black dresses,” who were hustled into his caravan of three SUVs just before it sped off.
This is what you get when you hire Diddy to host your parties. Last August he showed up five and half hours late to his own party. You could get a giant cardboard cutout of Diddy and it’d probably be a better host. Or you could get a cardboard cutout of me and never leave your bedroom. Rowr!
veggi | July 6, 2007 at 11:18 am
why isn’t he in a bikini? That’s sooo weird.
Superevil | July 6, 2007 at 11:18 am
People still care about this guy?
fug | July 6, 2007 at 11:18 am
What a dickhead
judy greer | July 6, 2007 at 11:19 am
ONLY FOOLS FIGHT FOR FIRST PLACE!
mrs.t | July 6, 2007 at 11:20 am
When you hire Diddy, you’re just asking for it to suck ass. Hope he doesn’t put a hit out on me. Wait—he’s still a gangsta, right?
Bubbula | July 6, 2007 at 11:23 am
Um, I thought this guy was killed back in 1997 by Biggie Small? Oh wait, my mistake, it was the other way around.
And can somebody tell me, why does HE have security again? Maybe it’s his guilt and fear of retribution for killing BIGGIE.
Bring it Punkazz
Pat | July 6, 2007 at 11:25 am
Fools! Who would hire Diddy for a host?
gotmilk? | July 6, 2007 at 11:26 am
this guy has pretty much sucked for a while & probably has the biggest ego on this planet. i’m surprised he even gets a paycheck. i would have thought he’d demand piles of diamonds as payment for doing absolutely nothing.
James | July 6, 2007 at 11:26 am
Diddy is the man. Life does not get much better than that. Show up at 2:15 in the morning, get paid for showing up, drink Champagne and leave with two “amazingly attractive” girls. which I am sure he had his way with shortly after he left. Diddy is my hero!!!!
veggi | July 6, 2007 at 11:30 am
This is my idea of a party…
Josh Lavarn | July 6, 2007 at 11:31 am
They shoulda called MC Hammer instead.
veggi | July 6, 2007 at 11:32 am
@10- go fuck yourself. again.
Uncle Ernie | July 6, 2007 at 11:36 am
@12 Did you get my e-mail?
Aislinn | July 6, 2007 at 11:41 am
Diddy is so full of himself. Anyone who changes his name multiple times is an ass with too much time on his hands.
And speaking of too much time on one’s hands, may I say that the trolling is really ridiculous. C’mon — stand behind what you say w/ your own screen name, or shut the hell up.
veggi | July 6, 2007 at 11:41 am
Once in the bedroom jrzmommy sat on the side of the bed pulled me close and began kissing me again. I could feel the temperature rise between my legs. I can’t believe I am about to have sex with another woman!!!!!! She slowly unbuttons my shirt exposing my tanned stomach and my pink bra. Her hands touch my skin, caressing me, kissing me. My hands begin to glide against her body. she unsnaps my bra, slips my shirt off and pulls my bra off and there before her were my erect nipples just waiting for her mouth. She gently licks one nipple and then begans to suck it. The room is getting warmer. A moan escapes my lips. I manage to gather my thoughts and I want to feel her breasts against mine so I undo her shirt and with one hand snap her bra open. She reaches down and takes my shorts and panties off. She stands up and began taking her jeans off while I let myself lick her nipple. She turns me around and lays me on the bed while climbing up next to me.
We kiss a passionate kiss while our hands graze each others bodies. I fondle her nipples while she sucks mine. Her hand makes it’s way down my stomach, down my thigh, gently spreading me open for her to explore. She touches my pussy, another moan comes from me. This is so awesome!! My hips slightly rise and fall, telling her that I want and need to be fucked. Body language mixed with moans can be so erotic. Her finger now playing with my clit makes the hips move a little more, wanting and needing all that she can give me. Now she is fingering my pussy and sucking my nipples. I feel the spasm starting, my hips moving in rhythm to her hand fucking me. I cum all over her finger.
More passionate kisses. Her tongue leaves a wet trail down my stomach to my hard wet clit. Slow licks and gentle sucks. I know it won’t take long before I fill her mouth with my juices. I am pinching my nipples as she is fucking me with her tongue. I can’t hold it in any longer, I come all over her face.
Shinanigans | July 6, 2007 at 11:43 am
@6 are you serious? Really? Where did you hear that P Diddy killed Biggie smalls? I think you need to check your sources
pepito | July 6, 2007 at 11:44 am
FIRST!
hydrog | July 6, 2007 at 11:44 am
Effin’ PORCH MONKEY.
Donkey | July 6, 2007 at 11:44 am
Diddy is a piece of shitty anyway.
ssdd | July 6, 2007 at 11:44 am
Subhuman bastard.
whitegold | July 6, 2007 at 11:54 am
Seriously, think what you want of him (and I happen to agree with the comments that he pretty much sucks these days), but #9 makes a damn good point…the guy is living one awesome life! We can talk all the smack we want about him, but like he really cares when he’s enjoying the life he is. Maybe he’ll go crazy or bankrupt or something, and then our insults will be more effective.
lambman | July 6, 2007 at 11:55 am
Take that Sienna Miller!
I love that that attention whore Sienna is getting cheated on again lol, serves her right for going for a guy with Diddy’s track record who had a girlfriend with 2 of his babies (not to mention a 10 year old) when they hooked up first
Aislinn | July 6, 2007 at 11:57 am
Wait, Sienna Miller is dating Diddy? Where have I been?
Mr. Black | July 6, 2007 at 12:06 pm
What’s a black man doing at a White party anyways?
miss oblivious | July 6, 2007 at 12:18 pm
P Diddy Mini, P Poofy Bite Size, Pop a Diddy Pop Fun Size. This guy is such an ugly tool, and takes himself way too seriously. I hope he loses all his riches and ends up living in a freakin shack.
BIg_J_in_Cincy | July 6, 2007 at 12:31 pm
“That’s it. I’m shuttin’ down the studio.”
BIg_J_in_Cincy | July 6, 2007 at 12:31 pm
“That’s it. I’m shuttin’ down the studio.”
Bern | July 6, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Boobs.
wiinja | July 6, 2007 at 12:48 pm
yay!
krazihottkelli?????? | July 6, 2007 at 12:49 pm
lazt nite,
couldn’t even
get an anzwer,
tried to call
but you were
fucking my friend???
Diddy haz zome good
zongz..right now in
America, the blaxkz
R winning in the muzic
buzinezz..love that zhit???
wiinja | July 6, 2007 at 12:52 pm
oh ffs, not again
Aislinn | July 6, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Bern, I love your boobs — er, you know what I mean.
Sean Combs | July 6, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Fuk dat slack-jaw but-toofed nigga. All dat fool ever did was to chime in ‘uh-huh’ on Biggie’s raps. I remember this fool back in ’93 here in DC when he was at Howard U. All he did was organize parties, no real talent. How he hooked up with Junior Mafia is beyond me.
Kamihi | July 6, 2007 at 1:38 pm
this guy is ugly and an ass anyone who hires him deserves a kick in the jaw.
boo | July 6, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Does anybody else get creeped out by these guys (Diddy, Kanye, etc) that have perfect razor cuts, perfect facial hair, manicures,designer sunglasses ALL THE TIME, etc.? They are more high maintainence than most women.
Chauncey Gardner | July 6, 2007 at 2:06 pm
How could he be a good host? He’s not even a convincing black person.
jrzmommy | July 6, 2007 at 2:10 pm
2:15 am? That’s usually the time that black guys enter your house to “host” some of your possessions…
MissPMS | July 6, 2007 at 4:34 pm
They could have switched him with MC Hammer and no one would have been able to tell the difference.
Trott Felipe | July 6, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Or get a cardboard cut-out of cardboard. That would be more entertaining for me.
Colorblind Guy | July 7, 2007 at 3:25 am
Friggin’ lazy coon, makin’ all ‘da Sambos look just as bad
Laurie Manny | July 7, 2007 at 4:54 am
Is that Diddy’s idea of semi-retirement. Isn’t he getting a little old for the scene?
crazy otto | July 7, 2007 at 4:55 am
he needs to do a duet with Paris
krazihottkelli?????? | July 7, 2007 at 11:52 am
get off the diddyz
azz, fuckerz…
thiz dude haz good
fuckin muzic..U wizh
white people could
bring the zongz like
the blaxkz do..and U
fuckin No it.???
Astrid4564 | July 7, 2007 at 5:15 pm
^
No, we’re just happy we can spell correctly.
krazihottkelli?????? | July 7, 2007 at 10:38 pm
44=oh, I’m zo fuckin
happy I can juzt zpell
correctly!! Itz the mozt
important thing in the
world? It will get me into
heaven? It will complete my
day? It will zolve all of my
fuckin problemz..only if I zpell
correctly?
44=U R a fuckin azzhole, get off
my azz bitch, go fight with your
imaginary friend, bitch???
Astrid4564 | July 8, 2007 at 9:54 am
@45
It’s really funny how you started off insulting white people in general, and then got pissed off when I came back at you. The first rule of “word wars” is to be able to take what you throw out. So grow up, learn how to talk without cursing, and curb that sarcasm. Then come back and MAYBE your maturity will have risen enough for me to not feel like I’m talking to a child when talking to you.
krazihottkelli?????? | July 8, 2007 at 10:45 am
I will inzult any
race that I want
and I don’t need U
to tell me about it…
and if I’m zo much lower
ztandard than U,
Y THE FUCK R U TALKING TO
ME…AZZHOLE??
Astrid4564 | July 8, 2007 at 1:54 pm
@47
Reverse racism is the most hypocritical thing I have ever heard of. I am quite sure that MLK wanted everyone to live together in peace, not for reverse racism to start.
As for why I’m talking to you? I’m bored. Don’t worry, once tomorrow comes, and I go to work and start that life thing back up you’re clearly lacking, I won’t waste my time talking to you anymore.
krazihottkelli?????? | July 8, 2007 at 3:31 pm
#47=azzhole:
I am the only one on
here that zuck up for
Diddy and hiz muzic…
U attacked me firzt on
my zpelling poztz #44
and I wazn’t uzing
reverze race
zhit..your retarded
I love Black muzic
and Diddyz zong…
lookz like your not
zo educated at all, dickweed.?
krazihottkelli?????? | July 8, 2007 at 3:33 pm
meant to type #48