Propellor Tits must be feeling awesome right about now as yet another woman comes forward to escape the pole claim she had an affair with Jesse James. RadarOnline reports:
The as-yet unidentified woman has hired Allred, who famously represented Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel and others.
The new mistress had a several year affair with James, she charges, that ended just recently.
And yes, there’s proof. Hundreds of text messages, emails and photos.
Even more damning, apparently Jesse texted Mistress #4 as recently as this morning:
xxx-xxx-xxxx: make sure you talk about how big my penis is then sort of look at the camera and mouth the words “suck it tiger”
Photos: Splash News
jaceyg | March 25, 2010 at 4:11 pm
first!
aaaa | March 25, 2010 at 4:11 pm
god bless america
chupacabra | March 25, 2010 at 4:14 pm
so, the whore parade begins anew…. this is going to be awesome.
mafme | March 25, 2010 at 4:17 pm
What’s weird is that I didn’t find her visually repugnant (so ignoring all of the “WP” stuff) except for the fake boobs until I saw pictures of her with her hair pulled back. There is just something about the forehead tat that is just friggin nasty. I don’t know why the other ones don’t bug me but that forehead one does. I usually even hate those front-of-the-neck tattoos, but she pulls it off. But blech.
Oh well, at least she’s happy and gets nailed by rich doods, that’s what matters.
Alan | March 25, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Whoa..I think theirs pics of them here: http://tinyurl.com/2cpu6y
–ap
oWL | March 25, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Just like Tiger, except Tiger still has talent and make a bundle even if he’s hated.
But Jesse James? He has no talent, except being popular. Once he’s no longer popular, he’s just another idiot with a bike shop.
Teatery Tripe | March 25, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Royal Rumble with all of Tiger and Jesse’s whores? I’d buy the pay per view.
http://teatery.blogspot.com/
MAveRiCknewyork | March 25, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Hahaha that footnote did me in. LOL @ “suck it Tiger.”
shankyouverymuch | March 25, 2010 at 4:29 pm
#3 … Classic :O)
GloriaAllRead | March 25, 2010 at 4:29 pm
One good thing is that since I’m involved, this won’t turn into a media circus.
ad | March 25, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Question: Why the fuck would you get a forehead tattoo and then have your bangs cover most of it, making it unreadable?
539 | March 25, 2010 at 4:38 pm
This is all Bullock’s fault. What did she expect? She’s not wild enough to keep him tied to the stable. He works on bikes and works on chicks on bikes. If Sandra got down on a bike, he’d still be giving her gorilla madness.
539
Cashier | March 25, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Jesus, there’s more????
http://confessionsofacashier.com
Lissa | March 25, 2010 at 4:46 pm
I don’t understand these women. The thing is, how stupid are they hiring lawyers? Like with a lawyer they are going to get a cent for consenting to sleep with, and he sure is heck isn’t going to pay them off to keep their mouths shut now that they are coming out of the word works. Now they just say like a bunch of stupid whores who aren’t any better than him.
JJ Daddy-O | March 25, 2010 at 4:49 pm
I SMELL REALITY SHOW!!
I say Jesse and the 4 (or more) bimbos move into a house at the beach together— It will be Big Love meets Big Brother meets Jersey Shore!!
INSTANT GOLD!
sixpack | March 25, 2010 at 4:49 pm
A grease monkey with a big cock who made some money building custom motorcycles for thugs, rednecks & wanna be’s in California bangs filthy skanks behind his wife’s back? NO FUCKIN’ WAY….
Irene Barcelo | March 25, 2010 at 4:49 pm
She looks the same as mistress number 1. hm
STL Hawkeye | March 25, 2010 at 5:00 pm
I guess this news broke too late for last weeks South Park episode named ‘Sexual Healing.” The story line included all the great philanders of the last twenty years from Clinton, Charlie Sheen, Tiger and even Ben Rothlisberger.
gen | March 25, 2010 at 5:01 pm
@17
You’re kidding right? That is mistress number 1. We don’t have multiple pictures yet.
What is it with the men and the massive cheating this year? How fucking lame. They’re making Brad Pitt seem hot despite the pubes on his chin just by virtue of the fact that he has managed to not stick his dick in every slutty piece of trash he can find.
uh huh | March 25, 2010 at 5:13 pm
You could tell Jesse was a self-absorbed prick when he was on Celebrity Apprentice
Cut N Sew' | March 25, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Jesse jame’s had more than four… I know from an insider source.
shirttalkers.wordpress.com/
Obvious | March 25, 2010 at 5:21 pm
You know a great way to reduce the chance of getting cheated on? Don’t date white trash.
Jammy | March 25, 2010 at 5:30 pm
I dont understand why you would have to hire an attorney because you were skanky enough to sleep with a married man.
MizScarlett | March 25, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Stupid looking Clown Trash
Frank | March 25, 2010 at 6:54 pm
hazmat team decontamination for anyone retarded enough to nail that skank.
adelaide dancing | March 25, 2010 at 7:28 pm
lol it’s like a man-whore-off between tiger woods and jesse james
JDM | March 25, 2010 at 7:29 pm
I find the propellers rather amusing. I didn’t think I’d actually say that about one of Michelle’s photos!
Show-TimeX | March 25, 2010 at 7:45 pm
check a man licking Gaga’s cunt
here:
http://show-timex.blogspot.com/2010/03/lady-gaga-telephone.html
Yuck | March 25, 2010 at 8:00 pm
Yeah, and that’s not the ONLY thing she’s gonna ride on outta here…
TekMoney | March 25, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Superficial’s Daily Tranny Post #2
Oh yeah, and tell me I didn’t call it? And I bet you there’ll probably be 3 more by the end of the month. xD
stupid | March 25, 2010 at 8:55 pm
I just want to see the tattoo on her pussy, very curious.
Gweb | March 25, 2010 at 10:43 pm
Great. I’ve always wanted to fuck a chick with propeller pasties and a .30cal machine gun belt. It’s like one of my major turn-ons, you know?
Nike Shox | March 25, 2010 at 11:30 pm
Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!
vizzle | March 25, 2010 at 11:50 pm
lmfao @ propeller tits
m3 ds real | March 26, 2010 at 12:43 am
I guess jesse James really does like choking down the cock. To do such a babe like Sandra bul lock soo dirty like that 4 a man-ish pig like this “McKrust” guy is just plain un-American. I think his friends need to keep a better eye on the toxic glues & paints in the shop bc I think good ol’ Jesse is dipping in2 the company stash!!
Aliveryan | March 26, 2010 at 1:34 am
WHY THE FUCK IS SOMEONE REPRESENTING THESE WHORES???? You got fucked by a celebrity what you think he owes you now???
Jason | March 26, 2010 at 1:54 am
Honestly dude I love your ability to trash people and you stunning intellect, but lets be honest unless you’re gay…..who wouldn’t fuck this bitch??????? …I’m just saying….
ella | March 26, 2010 at 2:49 am
Gorgeous new shoes always make me feel good.
Pinkers | March 26, 2010 at 2:53 am
So sad… but why do all his mistresses look like the same person?! And none of them are even comparable to Sandra Bullock
http://kl.am/9o0v
Scdo | March 26, 2010 at 3:23 am
Stop posting so many pictures of this disgusting mole. She makes my penis shrivel up and disappear inside my body. Like a reverse erection.
vajinismus | March 26, 2010 at 4:16 am
lol it’s like a man-whore-off between tiger woods and jesse james
turd da third | March 26, 2010 at 7:58 am
really smart guys and gals are known as “propeller heads”,, I guess you know what you are going to get when you have a DFB (dumb freakin broad) with propeller tits!!
captain america | March 26, 2010 at 8:54 am
there is something of “TRUTH” hidden in this message?
mamamiasweepeaches | March 26, 2010 at 9:08 am
I dont know what it is about the propeller tits but i gitta say that is one of the most UN_SEXIEST things Ive ever seen in my life.
SATAN | March 26, 2010 at 9:51 am
how come every fuckin time i come on this site i’m forced to see this… this fucking THING?!
……………she’s enough to make me wanna chop off my dick with a rusty hacksaw
SATAN | March 26, 2010 at 9:57 am
if any of my co-workers ever saw this piece of shit on my computer, i’d probably be so mortified i’d have to quit my job. how do you even explain something like this if somebody walks by? “seriously, it’s ok, i’m just totally into things that make my sperm cells commit suicide.”
SATAN | March 26, 2010 at 9:58 am
if any of my co-workers ever saw this piece of shit on my computer, i’d probably be so mortified i’d have to quit my job. how do you even explain something like this if somebody walks by? “seriously, it’s ok, i’m just totally into visions that make my sperm cells commit suicide.”
gigi | March 26, 2010 at 10:06 am
exactly who is Jesse James again? apart from the gun slinger dude who bit it via Robert Ford back in the day, what has this new one really done but marry Sandra Bullock, to be that quirky misfit hollywood couple that makes it work despite the…. oh yeah… it was all a dream…….
cc | March 26, 2010 at 10:14 am
I still haven’t seen that swastika tattoo she’s supposed to have.
Anyway…a technical question. Are those contrarotating props? If they aren’t, she’s going to seriously yaw to the right or left. Poor design.
bob | March 26, 2010 at 10:30 am
fuck you “Teatery Tripe” you can eat a bag of dicks.