Did I say three Jesse James mistresses? I meant four.

March 25th, 2010 // 65 Comments

Propellor Tits must be feeling awesome right about now as yet another woman comes forward to escape the pole claim she had an affair with Jesse James. RadarOnline reports:

The as-yet unidentified woman has hired Allred, who famously represented Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel and others.
The new mistress had a several year affair with James, she charges, that ended just recently.
And yes, there’s proof. Hundreds of text messages, emails and photos.

Even more damning, apparently Jesse texted Mistress #4 as recently as this morning:

xxx-xxx-xxxx: make sure you talk about how big my penis is then sort of look at the camera and mouth the words “suck it tiger”

Photos: Splash News
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  1. jaceyg

    first!

  2. aaaa

    god bless america

  3. chupacabra

    so, the whore parade begins anew…. this is going to be awesome.

  4. mafme

    What’s weird is that I didn’t find her visually repugnant (so ignoring all of the “WP” stuff) except for the fake boobs until I saw pictures of her with her hair pulled back. There is just something about the forehead tat that is just friggin nasty. I don’t know why the other ones don’t bug me but that forehead one does. I usually even hate those front-of-the-neck tattoos, but she pulls it off. But blech.

    Oh well, at least she’s happy and gets nailed by rich doods, that’s what matters.

  5. Alan

    Whoa..I think theirs pics of them here: http://tinyurl.com/2cpu6y

    –ap

  6. oWL

    Just like Tiger, except Tiger still has talent and make a bundle even if he’s hated.

    But Jesse James? He has no talent, except being popular. Once he’s no longer popular, he’s just another idiot with a bike shop.

  7. Royal Rumble with all of Tiger and Jesse’s whores? I’d buy the pay per view.

    http://teatery.blogspot.com/

  8. Hahaha that footnote did me in. LOL @ “suck it Tiger.”

  9. shankyouverymuch

    #3 … Classic :O)

  10. GloriaAllRead

    One good thing is that since I’m involved, this won’t turn into a media circus.

  11. ad

    Question: Why the fuck would you get a forehead tattoo and then have your bangs cover most of it, making it unreadable?

  12. 539

    This is all Bullock’s fault. What did she expect? She’s not wild enough to keep him tied to the stable. He works on bikes and works on chicks on bikes. If Sandra got down on a bike, he’d still be giving her gorilla madness.

    539

  13. Lissa

    I don’t understand these women. The thing is, how stupid are they hiring lawyers? Like with a lawyer they are going to get a cent for consenting to sleep with, and he sure is heck isn’t going to pay them off to keep their mouths shut now that they are coming out of the word works. Now they just say like a bunch of stupid whores who aren’t any better than him.

  14. JJ Daddy-O

    I SMELL REALITY SHOW!!
    I say Jesse and the 4 (or more) bimbos move into a house at the beach together— It will be Big Love meets Big Brother meets Jersey Shore!!
    INSTANT GOLD!

  15. sixpack

    A grease monkey with a big cock who made some money building custom motorcycles for thugs, rednecks & wanna be’s in California bangs filthy skanks behind his wife’s back? NO FUCKIN’ WAY….

  16. Irene Barcelo

    She looks the same as mistress number 1. hm

  17. STL Hawkeye

    I guess this news broke too late for last weeks South Park episode named ‘Sexual Healing.” The story line included all the great philanders of the last twenty years from Clinton, Charlie Sheen, Tiger and even Ben Rothlisberger.

  18. gen

    @17

    You’re kidding right? That is mistress number 1. We don’t have multiple pictures yet.

    What is it with the men and the massive cheating this year? How fucking lame. They’re making Brad Pitt seem hot despite the pubes on his chin just by virtue of the fact that he has managed to not stick his dick in every slutty piece of trash he can find.

  19. uh huh

    You could tell Jesse was a self-absorbed prick when he was on Celebrity Apprentice

  20. Jesse jame’s had more than four… I know from an insider source.
    shirttalkers.wordpress.com/

  21. Obvious

    You know a great way to reduce the chance of getting cheated on? Don’t date white trash.

  22. Jammy

    I dont understand why you would have to hire an attorney because you were skanky enough to sleep with a married man.

  23. MizScarlett

    Stupid looking Clown Trash

  24. Frank

    hazmat team decontamination for anyone retarded enough to nail that skank.

  25. lol it’s like a man-whore-off between tiger woods and jesse james

  26. JDM

    I find the propellers rather amusing. I didn’t think I’d actually say that about one of Michelle’s photos!

  27. Yuck

    Yeah, and that’s not the ONLY thing she’s gonna ride on outta here…

  28. TekMoney

    Superficial’s Daily Tranny Post #2

    Oh yeah, and tell me I didn’t call it? And I bet you there’ll probably be 3 more by the end of the month. xD

  29. stupid

    I just want to see the tattoo on her pussy, very curious.

  30. Gweb

    Great. I’ve always wanted to fuck a chick with propeller pasties and a .30cal machine gun belt. It’s like one of my major turn-ons, you know?

  31. Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!

  32. vizzle

    lmfao @ propeller tits

  33. I guess jesse James really does like choking down the cock. To do such a babe like Sandra bul lock soo dirty like that 4 a man-ish pig like this “McKrust” guy is just plain un-American. I think his friends need to keep a better eye on the toxic glues & paints in the shop bc I think good ol’ Jesse is dipping in2 the company stash!!

  34. Aliveryan

    WHY THE FUCK IS SOMEONE REPRESENTING THESE WHORES???? You got fucked by a celebrity what you think he owes you now???

  35. Jason

    Honestly dude I love your ability to trash people and you stunning intellect, but lets be honest unless you’re gay…..who wouldn’t fuck this bitch??????? …I’m just saying….

  36. Gorgeous new shoes always make me feel good.

  37. So sad… but why do all his mistresses look like the same person?! And none of them are even comparable to Sandra Bullock
    http://kl.am/9o0v

  38. Scdo

    Stop posting so many pictures of this disgusting mole. She makes my penis shrivel up and disappear inside my body. Like a reverse erection.

  39. lol it’s like a man-whore-off between tiger woods and jesse james

  40. turd da third

    really smart guys and gals are known as “propeller heads”,, I guess you know what you are going to get when you have a DFB (dumb freakin broad) with propeller tits!!

  41. captain america

    there is something of “TRUTH” hidden in this message?

  42. mamamiasweepeaches

    I dont know what it is about the propeller tits but i gitta say that is one of the most UN_SEXIEST things Ive ever seen in my life.

  43. SATAN

    how come every fuckin time i come on this site i’m forced to see this… this fucking THING?!

    ……………she’s enough to make me wanna chop off my dick with a rusty hacksaw

  44. SATAN

    if any of my co-workers ever saw this piece of shit on my computer, i’d probably be so mortified i’d have to quit my job. how do you even explain something like this if somebody walks by? “seriously, it’s ok, i’m just totally into things that make my sperm cells commit suicide.”

  45. SATAN

    if any of my co-workers ever saw this piece of shit on my computer, i’d probably be so mortified i’d have to quit my job. how do you even explain something like this if somebody walks by? “seriously, it’s ok, i’m just totally into visions that make my sperm cells commit suicide.”

  46. gigi

    exactly who is Jesse James again? apart from the gun slinger dude who bit it via Robert Ford back in the day, what has this new one really done but marry Sandra Bullock, to be that quirky misfit hollywood couple that makes it work despite the…. oh yeah… it was all a dream…….

  47. cc

    I still haven’t seen that swastika tattoo she’s supposed to have.

    Anyway…a technical question. Are those contrarotating props? If they aren’t, she’s going to seriously yaw to the right or left. Poor design.

  48. bob

    fuck you “Teatery Tripe” you can eat a bag of dicks.

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