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September 1st, 2010 // 109 Comments

Here’s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Costa Rica pretending to be a divorced couple sharing custody of their dogs because that shit happens all the time. (Actually it might. You pet lovers are weird.) Anyway, for two people who supposedly can’t wait to get away from each other, they seem to spend a lot of time on tropical islands wearing next to nothing. Then again, that could all just be a clever ruse to make me think they’re still together, but trying to make everyone else think they’re not. I guess what I’m trying to say is, if Heidi’s nose fell off how high-pitched would Spencer’s shriek be? Because I’m going with it could summon bats like that thing Batman carries around when he wants to make a dramatic entrance.

BATMAN: *pushes button* This is going to look tits.
CITIZEN: Oh, no! Oh, my God. These bats are giving my children rabies! Rabies! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM?! THIS IS COMPLETELY UNPRECEDENTED!
BATMAN: …. *hides in a dumpster*

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. uh, is anyone else seeing an ad for “The “killers” in theaters June 4th?

  2. Photoshop Police

    we are now entering minute 17 of their 15 minutes.

    just stop already.

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    Mike
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    What the fuck is wrong with heidi’s nose?

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    Kerri
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    is that her? it looks like her pre-surgery. weird?

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    the dog in the pic says...
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    “this bitch is bittin’ off my hair style” and “she looks ruuuuff” haha

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    Tragic1
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    That douche bag is still wearing 2 watches?

    kanye west:
    man i promise im so self conscious thats why you always see me with at least one of my watches

    Spencer:
    man i promise im so self conscious thats why you always see me with at least TWO of my watches

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    Mardi
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    Yeah I don’t think that’s actually Heidi. Maybe he’s banging her sister now

  8. debbie

    Is it just me or is that NOT Heidi????? That girl actually looks normal and she’s holding the dogs to hide the fact that her tits aren’t as big as Heidi’s. I think Spencer is trying to pull something. “Oh look at me with a blonde that looks like Heidi. I’m obsessed with Heidi still!”

    • Jill

      That is so NOT Heidi.

      I’m surprised more people haven’t pointed that out.

      • lizzie

        Correct. It is NOT Heidi. In fact, it looks nothing like her (although she bears a resemblance to Heidi from pre- “The Hills” days).

  9. What’s with the bandages on her nose? She had another nose job?? Gross.

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    Rush
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    yeah, that’s her.

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    lizzie
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    It isn’t heidi, but whoever it is did have a nose job recently.

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    sam
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    This is the best she has looked in a long time, even with the nose tape. She looks YOUNG. Hasn’t anyone told her this is good? If she tossed the porn star makeup mongo boobs, she could be cute. I can’t believe I just said that.

    Of course, she also needs to realize her ugly ewok douchebag husband is a complete moron who is killing everything that might have been good about her. As much as I can’t stand her, I think my disgust is being overcome by pity. Such a waste.

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    Mustafa Radup Yerpuhper
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    This is the kind of girl everyone would still be crushing on if she had remained a hostess at Applebee’s, a natural beauty with a douche-bag boyfriend. With the robot jawline and circus tits (and douche-bag boyfriend) you’re just left wondering what might have been…

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    Fuck You
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    I don’t think that’s Heidi…

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    Marco
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    Is that even her? I am amazed she looks so different without the spakle and a fresh coat.

  16. captain america

    pssssst: HIS MIRRORS ARE ALL BROKEN AT HOME, folks.
    ………..that’s why.

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    Brooke
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    Wow, she actually looks so much cuter without makeup. But damn, is her nose melting or is that the tape she spoke of?

    I’m with Sam, too. I can’t believe I’m complimenting her appearance.

  18. Demi Moore

    Looks like she dropped a deuce.

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    Kristin
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    shes got the tape on because she is still healing. any slight injury will shatter her nose….. lol

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    Osha
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    If that’s Heidi, she looks a lot prettier without all the makeup.

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    brandy
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    her nose! eww it has 2 parts.

    she does look more like her old self in general though.

  22. AllAnalAllTheTime

    No matter how screwed up her various procedures may have made her appear, at least pix 1&2 show the most beautiful part of her body.

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    Jeannified
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    I’ve seen her picture on several different blogs today. It never occurred to me that this is Heidi Pratt! it looks NOTHING LIKE HER!!! She looks WAY better in these pictures! (Minsu the nose bandage. Her nose looks like Michael Jackson’s! When she’s bent down, she doesn’t look like she has big boobs. Are we sure this is REALLY Heidi?! It sure doesn’t look like her, to me!

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    Juliana
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    FINALLY – some TRUE candid shots of these two idiots.

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    luda
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    that is not heidi, its a total look alike.

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    well..
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    at least they got her “good side” in this pic :)

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    billabong021
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    in that close-up pic of her face, you can actually see where the doctor plastered her nose on her face.. wierd..

  28. Poondock

    I hope these two find happiness someday….

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    lovey
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    THERE’S A BANDAGE covering most of her NOSE! She’s had it dun again! And yes, her boobs aren’t nearly as gi-normous as they were! Darn! What a weird girl!

    Spencer Pratt looks exactly like Mickey Rooney–just SLIGHTLY more refined than mickey.

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    Nique
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    Wow, she looks damn plain in these pics. Quite 80ies actually. Quite boring.

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    dontlooknow
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    Looks like her magic nose is falling off.

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    jenn
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    she looks human!! she looks gorgeous actually. her eyebrows look normal. wow its so strange how much less plastic she looks without so much freaking makeup. its nose tape, you have to sleep with it on your nose for a while after a nose job.

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    Brooke
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    I’m sorry but I don’t buy that she looks this normal just by not wearing any makeup. She has had some of her surgery undone. Which makes me believe the whole surgery thing was all for show in the first place and that as soon as the Hills were over she was going back to her normal self. Which is a good thing!

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    Mrs. Nick Jonas
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    I don’t know if this is really her. Her face has been so altered that I cannot even tell anymore :(.

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