- Blake Lively’s breasts (above) aren’t winning over everybody. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jessica Simpson denies pregnancy, but doesn’t deny pudding is delicious. The plot thickens… [Popeater]
- Amy Winehouse is Jane Goodall now. [Dlisted]
- Nicola McLean looks way better when you can’t see her stretch marks. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Beyonce is looking sexier lately. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Willow Smith is getting out of hand. [EgoTV]
- Leonardo DiCaprio almost died. [Celebslam]
- Natalie Portman should stick to wearing just thongs. [Just Jared]
- Paris Hilton doing community service. [theCHIVE]
- Sarah Palin in the greatest GIF of all time. [BuzzFeed]
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Umm..Fish, you are so highbrow! What did that Just Jared/ Natalie Portman story have to do with thongs? Please to expain?
Average looks, can’t act…definitely the word superficial comes to mind…
Eeyore called. He wants his face back.
Charles Goodyear called. He wants those rubber parts back.
Beautiful with great tits! I would drive my 12 inches in and out. Until I explode in her love canal
Who plays with remote control boats anymore?
..Ok I have one too but I hardly ever use it.
Spoken like a real dork with 2inches, but nice try Dorkuss.
Now shut the F up and go back to tightening up the rope on the 75 year old neighbor lady so you can do all those sexy things on her.
She’ll be thanking you before it’s all over, I’m sure.
And when you’re done, you can go to your dork job at Radio Shack and brag of your captivating (ahem) sexual prowess, inches and vixen that you scored.
Whom to your credit, is still much sexier than this horse-faced, jelly-titted, clueless Olive Oil.
Yeah jessicas just fat. And im gona be first to bet jennifer anistons body does that in 2011. Call it gut instinct
Willow Smith is living proof that you can become famous EVEN THOUGH your parents have jillions of dollars and connections that they’ll nepotistically exploit to famewhore your ass.
God Bless America.
Meg Ryan called. She wants her old nose back.
Paris Hilton would do her community a big service just by putting some pants on.
… shame about her face.
Her body is awesome-so jealous that her hipbones are showing through her dress. My hipbones only stick out when I lay down, which really sucks.
Ewwww Blake has such a horsey face.
Drop dead gorg Blake
“I can be your Hero baybe, I can kiss away your pain, oh yeah, and aye will stand by you forever, ju can take my breath away..”
that dude to the right looks like a grade A badass
We will come out soon. Note that there’s a 24-hour (invisible) security around us. The Evil Eye is always watching… Able to hit back within split seconds… Good and correct behavior is advisable.
It’s advisable as well not to look them straight in the eyes when you pass. Just for your own sake,turn your eyes down.
It’s cute that the SW blogger so crushes on this funny faced blonde.
More proof that guys don’t need anything like perfection in a woman: a really nice set of breasts will make up for a lot of other shortcomings.
Fug
**Sigh** She’s so purty. I loves her looks. yuck yuck yuck …
The guy beside her looks possessed though lol. Nice MUG.
Thank you fish for the Blake Lively pictures. I was beginning to lose hope of seeing a hot chick again after all the Aguilera, Cyrus, Hilton, and Jessica Simpson pictures lately.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pop-culture-expert-surprisingly-not-ashamed-of-sel,18481/?utm_source=recentnews