Did Miley Cyrus Always Look Like This?

August 31st, 2010 // 172 Comments

Full Disclosure: I’m a man (on the outside) so I have absolutely no clue when it comes to make-up or fashion that doesn’t involve a giant pair of breasts trying to smother me. The “true death,” if you will. That being said, did Miley Cyrus do something to her face? Maybe she’s just making duck lips or got into her mother’s whore paint again, but something looks different does it not? Collagen, I dunno? I mean, I’ve heard the tales of a plastic surgeon who lives underneath Space Mount and performs procedures so traumatic, some girls’ minds never fully recover, but I always chalked that up to my love of a good conspiracy. Like that time I thought Chris Gaines was really Garth Brooks. Haha! Suuure, he was.

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Hugh Gentry
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    she looks like a porn star

  2. Ksurfiws

    is she 18 yet? Utt…too late. Nevermind

  3. Hugh Gentry
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    look at the piggy…

  4. dummy
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    you’re right, she looks fucked up.

  5. Tad Bit Tipsy

    She’s seeing that new quack doctor now.

  6. Cardinal Ximenez

    She’s got… Snooki face.

    • Melody Anne Sandol

      EXCUSE ME??no she doesnt…!!She got stung by a bee u fuck face!!…dnt b such a ASSHOLE..shez amazing..atlest she getz da money u OVERSIZE BITCH …Cardinal Ximenez=OVERSIZE PROSTITUE BITCH

  7. Jan
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    Hmm I think it’s just the baby-fat that her daddy kept at bay for so long by putting her through rigorous training-regimes, which has finally found a chance to kick in.

  8. Slappy Magoo

    It is at the very least an unflattering angle. But then again, I send precious little time looking at this future episode of Celebrity Rehab in the first place, so what do I know?

    Though THIS is a true story. For reasons I’ve yet to fathom, my wife was one day watching a “Hannah Montana” marathon. She is not a child bride, but works with kids and claimed to want to know what they were talking about (fingers crossed). She got up to drop a deuce (she’s ladylike like that, always moving her bowels in an actual toilet). I thought it would be kinda funny to have her walk back downstairs and see me doing the Buffalo Bill/Silence of the Lambs/weiner-be-gone kooky dance in front of the set. But I guess this was more of a Shakespearean shit (full of sound and fury, signifying nothing) and after about 5 minutes, I lost my nerve and got dressed. To a degree, I’m glad, because up to that point, I really thought Miley Cyrus was just a really young-looking adult actress Which is creepy enough. But finding out after the fact that I own underwear older than her? Had I seen me doing that, I would’ve never stopped slapping myself. And I’m one of the few people I know who likes me.

  9. Lady Blah Blah

    I don’t know how intelligent this child is, but it is very smart of her to cash in as much she can now, using sex as a selling point, because Miss Full Moon Face’s sex appeal is not going to last. (Though the fact that there exist men who make comments like “I’d hit that” to articles about fat ass Kim Kardahsian and glamorized farm hog Kate Gosselin suggests that Miley could gain 300 lbs., have six chins and a face rounder than a Papa John’s extra large, and some men would still find her sexually appealing.)

    And what’s with the big crucifix? Is there something in the New Testament where Jesus endorses slutty behavior for profit? Or is Miley wearing a cross at this point to be ironic in the way a musician who wants to convey an edgy “I flirt with the dark side” appearance might?

    • Dr. Phil

      dont be sad… you can pay men to have sex with you

      its ok – you are a special person

    • Mohammed's Taint

      The crucifix worked for Madonna, and she is one giant whore of an infidel.
      Women in my country get stoned to death before they even have a chance to act this slutty.

      • IbdaJudge

        Are you actually condoning your countries fucked up idiological extremism on a gossip and nipple slip blog. Dude you took a wrong fucking turn somewhere.

    • And Kardashian’s a fat ass because you’re a chick and jealous that she’s hot and you’re not…end of story !

      • Stonefree

        I’m a man and I think Kardashian has a fat ass. That’s nothing new.

      • asschilee

        no no, not HAS a fat ass.. IS a fat ass.. and I agree with everyone else. Only calling Kim a fat ass because she’s a chick, and most chicks are retarded.

  10. jujee
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    I think her face has gotten a little chubbier, and with the added duck lips that all teenagers seem to think is attractive makes her look different.

  11. Billy Seatsniffer

    How did Miley go straight from underage jail bait, to Snookie without passing through a legally bangable step in between?

    It’s like some anti-sex wormhole affect.

  12. Sheena

    I’ve always thought her teeth looked fucked up. Glad I’m not the only one.

  13. RoboZombie

    Look, her head is basically a basketball, with eyes, nose, mouth and hair. Maybe ears, I don’t know…Ask her dad what he holds onto when she’s g…Forget it.

  14. rosie

    that is contraceptive chub. usually a girl will “fill out” when going on oral contraceptives, then it tapers off.

  15. who cares

    i think shes starting to get fat, but on her face. So kinda yeh, she is turning into snooki. Frankly, I dont really give a shit cuz i’ve always hated this fucking cunt anyways but openly admit to wanna bone her till her face explodes. Now I just wanna get her drunk as shit, strap a stick of dynamite to her face and get her to light it herself. Stupid cunt

  16. poopstained panties
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    Teenage bitches and their dumb duckfaces piss me off. Although I guess its better than seeing her gums.

  17. Nick

    shes so ugly!

  18. Compound9

    Mrs. Potato-head is missing her… face?!

  19. imagen
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    She looks like she has a mouth full of jizz, which she is none too pleased about and is looking for a discreet place to spit it.

  20. kpatra

    looks like ducklips to me. wtf.

  21. Reg
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    This is not Miley Cyrus. I think this is just some random chola in L.A. who resembles her.

  22. Jordasche Kingston

    Yep, I see the making of duck lips too. Tsk, tsk.

  23. Reg

    This is not Miley Cyrus. This is just some random chola in L.A. who resembles her.

  24. Nora
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    asian eyes and painted on eyebrows

  25. RRider
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    Miley is going to be a real FATTY. She’s already starting to look that way. And what an awful mouth she has, it is deformed.

  26. Wait--

    It’s Miley; she always does the duck lips.
    I think this “look” is the result of one of 3 things.
    To be honest it’s probably a mix of 1 and 3, 2 is just a personal speculation.

    1. She is unhappy and is trying to keep a semblance of a smile on her face.

    2. She is high, and is trying to keep a straight face.

    3. Mass weight gain in face. It could be her thyroid, an allergic reaction or drugs.

  27. EThorn

    dude it’s probably wisdom teeth removal or something and shes just got a nasty haircut to cover up the chipmunk cheeks… shes only what, 18? that’s about when you get them removed…

  28. In da Closet

    I wouldn’t have sex with that even with randals dick…yes she is indeed that nasty.

  29. Mandi

    I think Fish is right, it looks like she had some work done. Her mouth and lips are in the same position in every picture, like she can’t move them. And when have you ever seen a pic of her with her trap shut before?

  30. Jessie
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    She doesn’t look real!

  31. oh uh
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    She is officially ugly as all fuck.

  32. Fuck Miley Cyrus. Who in the hell is the dude standing next to her?

  33. Sean
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    Yes, nose, cheek implants, collegen injections in the lips.

  34. Parker

    she just gained some weight, that’s all. Hillbilly women are known to do that when their daddy knocks them up. I’d still buttfuck her though.

  35. MrsEllis

    constipated duck

  36. meme
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    It’s the weird cateye makeup, and her face is all bloated. Almost like she has been on prescription steroids for something. Maybe she just gained a few lbs.

  37. MissK
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    She looks like she could be Snooki’s sister

  38. Squishy

    Simply FUGLY at its finest!! ~ugh~

  39. Phil
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    OMG……It’s SNOOKI!!!, oh wait….

  40. imagen

    She looks like she has a mouth full of jizz, which she is none too pleased about and is looking for a discreet place to spit it.

  41. Someone
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    I think it’s that she’s putting on weight and it’s showing in her face.

  42. Vito

    Wait a sec…is it possible she just left an orthodontist’s office where she’s having her fangs realigned? Those tusks really are a mess.

  43. Johnny Lebanon

    That fat bitch needs a fist in her anus.

  44. Justin

    Still looks retarded to me.

    • Jess

      THANK YOU. I completely agree. She ALWAYS looks just fucking brain dead. Have any of you heard her speak? Kill me.

  45. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    All she did was line her eyes. For most women eyeliner does wonders but on her it looks awful.

  46. T.W.
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    Man! Snooki lost weight!

  47. mlane
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    Maybe she had her wisdom teeth cut out a few days ago and all the swelling hasn’t gone down yet.

  48. tacosnomnomnom
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    she got rid of her skanky extensions and has an actual hair cut, that’s what the difference is!

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