Full Disclosure: I’m a man (on the outside) so I have absolutely no clue when it comes to make-up or fashion that doesn’t involve a giant pair of breasts trying to smother me. The “true death,” if you will. That being said, did Miley Cyrus do something to her face? Maybe she’s just making duck lips or got into her mother’s whore paint again, but something looks different does it not? Collagen, I dunno? I mean, I’ve heard the tales of a plastic surgeon who lives underneath Space Mount and performs procedures so traumatic, some girls’ minds never fully recover, but I always chalked that up to my love of a good conspiracy. Like that time I thought Chris Gaines was really Garth Brooks. Haha! Suuure, he was.
Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News
dudeatdudedotdude | August 31, 2010 at 5:15 pm
snookie II
sunshine | August 31, 2010 at 5:59 pm
That’s my first thought exactly, she’s been Snookerized.
Da trooooooooof hertzzz | August 31, 2010 at 6:27 pm
OMG it looks like she got botox or something. She looks all fake!! This is soooo sad ya’ll, she isn’t even 18 yet!! :(
Jammy | September 1, 2010 at 12:18 am
If you look closely you can see that she resembles the bottom girl on the Jerseylicious ad who also happens to look like Snooki.
Melody Anne Sandol | December 12, 2010 at 4:32 am
no sweet..she jst got stung by a bee thtz all =]
Ksurfiws | August 31, 2010 at 5:19 pm
is she 18 yet? Utt…too late. Nevermind
McFeely Smackup | August 31, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Doesn’t matter, age of consent is 16 in my state. All I gotta do is get her across the state line.
Tad Bit Tipsy | August 31, 2010 at 5:20 pm
She’s seeing that new quack doctor now.
Cardinal Ximenez | August 31, 2010 at 5:22 pm
She’s got… Snooki face.
Melody Anne Sandol | December 12, 2010 at 4:31 am
EXCUSE ME??no she doesnt…!!She got stung by a bee u fuck face!!…dnt b such a ASSHOLE..shez amazing..atlest she getz da money u OVERSIZE BITCH …Cardinal Ximenez=OVERSIZE PROSTITUE BITCH
Slappy Magoo | August 31, 2010 at 5:24 pm
It is at the very least an unflattering angle. But then again, I send precious little time looking at this future episode of Celebrity Rehab in the first place, so what do I know?
Though THIS is a true story. For reasons I’ve yet to fathom, my wife was one day watching a “Hannah Montana” marathon. She is not a child bride, but works with kids and claimed to want to know what they were talking about (fingers crossed). She got up to drop a deuce (she’s ladylike like that, always moving her bowels in an actual toilet). I thought it would be kinda funny to have her walk back downstairs and see me doing the Buffalo Bill/Silence of the Lambs/weiner-be-gone kooky dance in front of the set. But I guess this was more of a Shakespearean shit (full of sound and fury, signifying nothing) and after about 5 minutes, I lost my nerve and got dressed. To a degree, I’m glad, because up to that point, I really thought Miley Cyrus was just a really young-looking adult actress Which is creepy enough. But finding out after the fact that I own underwear older than her? Had I seen me doing that, I would’ve never stopped slapping myself. And I’m one of the few people I know who likes me.
Tad Bit Tipsy | August 31, 2010 at 5:26 pm
You sir…. are an idiot.
McFeely Smackup | August 31, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Next time, stop writing two thoughts earlier.
Shart | August 31, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Wait, were you spanking to Miley?
Randal | August 31, 2010 at 5:33 pm
That’s too bad…she told you she had to drop a deuce when actually I was waiting for her and pissed in her ass. So you can go ahead and start slapping yourself.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 31, 2010 at 5:35 pm
oh my lord what a raging fuckin hangover those visuals just gave me
Racer X | August 31, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Cool story, bro.
hateyoufornoreason | September 2, 2010 at 12:26 am
I am thanking God that I am not married to you. What an incredibly creepy loser you are.
rick | September 4, 2010 at 3:13 am
what the fuck was that?
Lady Blah Blah | August 31, 2010 at 5:28 pm
I don’t know how intelligent this child is, but it is very smart of her to cash in as much she can now, using sex as a selling point, because Miss Full Moon Face’s sex appeal is not going to last. (Though the fact that there exist men who make comments like “I’d hit that” to articles about fat ass Kim Kardahsian and glamorized farm hog Kate Gosselin suggests that Miley could gain 300 lbs., have six chins and a face rounder than a Papa John’s extra large, and some men would still find her sexually appealing.)
And what’s with the big crucifix? Is there something in the New Testament where Jesus endorses slutty behavior for profit? Or is Miley wearing a cross at this point to be ironic in the way a musician who wants to convey an edgy “I flirt with the dark side” appearance might?
Dr. Phil | August 31, 2010 at 5:32 pm
dont be sad… you can pay men to have sex with you
its ok – you are a special person
Mohammed's Taint | August 31, 2010 at 5:35 pm
The crucifix worked for Madonna, and she is one giant whore of an infidel.
Women in my country get stoned to death before they even have a chance to act this slutty.
IbdaJudge | September 2, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Are you actually condoning your countries fucked up idiological extremism on a gossip and nipple slip blog. Dude you took a wrong fucking turn somewhere.
frisbeeken | September 2, 2010 at 5:00 pm
And Kardashian’s a fat ass because you’re a chick and jealous that she’s hot and you’re not…end of story !
Stonefree | September 2, 2010 at 9:52 pm
I’m a man and I think Kardashian has a fat ass. That’s nothing new.
asschilee | September 3, 2010 at 1:47 pm
no no, not HAS a fat ass.. IS a fat ass.. and I agree with everyone else. Only calling Kim a fat ass because she’s a chick, and most chicks are retarded.
Billy Seatsniffer | August 31, 2010 at 5:30 pm
How did Miley go straight from underage jail bait, to Snookie without passing through a legally bangable step in between?
It’s like some anti-sex wormhole affect.
Sheena | August 31, 2010 at 5:32 pm
I’ve always thought her teeth looked fucked up. Glad I’m not the only one.
duke chute | August 31, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Yeah, no one has ever commented on her funky grill before. That’s a keen observation there.
RoboZombie | August 31, 2010 at 5:35 pm
Look, her head is basically a basketball, with eyes, nose, mouth and hair. Maybe ears, I don’t know…Ask her dad what he holds onto when she’s g…Forget it.
rosie | August 31, 2010 at 5:41 pm
that is contraceptive chub. usually a girl will “fill out” when going on oral contraceptives, then it tapers off.
Valentina | August 31, 2010 at 6:44 pm
I thought it was coke bloat
who cares | August 31, 2010 at 5:41 pm
i think shes starting to get fat, but on her face. So kinda yeh, she is turning into snooki. Frankly, I dont really give a shit cuz i’ve always hated this fucking cunt anyways but openly admit to wanna bone her till her face explodes. Now I just wanna get her drunk as shit, strap a stick of dynamite to her face and get her to light it herself. Stupid cunt
hateyoufornoreason | September 2, 2010 at 12:30 am
Wow. Misogyny, anyone? (Look it up, losers)
Nick | August 31, 2010 at 5:44 pm
shes so ugly!
Compound9 | August 31, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Mrs. Potato-head is missing her… face?!
kpatra | August 31, 2010 at 5:53 pm
looks like ducklips to me. wtf.
Jordasche Kingston | August 31, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Yep, I see the making of duck lips too. Tsk, tsk.
Reg | August 31, 2010 at 6:01 pm
This is not Miley Cyrus. This is just some random chola in L.A. who resembles her.
Wait-- | August 31, 2010 at 6:23 pm
It’s Miley; she always does the duck lips.
I think this “look” is the result of one of 3 things.
To be honest it’s probably a mix of 1 and 3, 2 is just a personal speculation.
1. She is unhappy and is trying to keep a semblance of a smile on her face.
2. She is high, and is trying to keep a straight face.
3. Mass weight gain in face. It could be her thyroid, an allergic reaction or drugs.
EThorn | August 31, 2010 at 6:23 pm
dude it’s probably wisdom teeth removal or something and shes just got a nasty haircut to cover up the chipmunk cheeks… shes only what, 18? that’s about when you get them removed…
In da Closet | August 31, 2010 at 6:24 pm
I wouldn’t have sex with that even with randals dick…yes she is indeed that nasty.
Mandi | August 31, 2010 at 6:27 pm
I think Fish is right, it looks like she had some work done. Her mouth and lips are in the same position in every picture, like she can’t move them. And when have you ever seen a pic of her with her trap shut before?
Funeral Guy | August 31, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Fuck Miley Cyrus. Who in the hell is the dude standing next to her?
Parker | August 31, 2010 at 7:31 pm
she just gained some weight, that’s all. Hillbilly women are known to do that when their daddy knocks them up. I’d still buttfuck her though.
MrsEllis | August 31, 2010 at 7:48 pm
constipated duck
Squishy | August 31, 2010 at 8:04 pm
Simply FUGLY at its finest!! ~ugh~
imagen | August 31, 2010 at 8:17 pm
She looks like she has a mouth full of jizz, which she is none too pleased about and is looking for a discreet place to spit it.
Vito | August 31, 2010 at 9:06 pm
She doesn’t spit.
j.noel | August 31, 2010 at 8:49 pm
http://loot-ninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ms-pacman.jpg
Vito | August 31, 2010 at 9:09 pm
Wait a sec…is it possible she just left an orthodontist’s office where she’s having her fangs realigned? Those tusks really are a mess.
Johnny Lebanon | August 31, 2010 at 9:34 pm
That fat bitch needs a fist in her anus.
Justin | August 31, 2010 at 9:46 pm
Still looks retarded to me.
Jess | September 1, 2010 at 7:38 pm
THANK YOU. I completely agree. She ALWAYS looks just fucking brain dead. Have any of you heard her speak? Kill me.
Mel Gibson's Shrink | August 31, 2010 at 9:54 pm
All she did was line her eyes. For most women eyeliner does wonders but on her it looks awful.
Jess | September 1, 2010 at 7:38 pm
are you high? I’m a makeup artist. Bitch has a SHIT TONE of makeup on.
Marcus | August 31, 2010 at 11:18 pm
I’d rub her raw.!!
captain america | August 31, 2010 at 11:46 pm
since she joined the lifestyle of 300 milion americans she is turning into a LAZY & FAT personality!!
………………..of american origine.
Vice Magnet | September 1, 2010 at 12:33 am
She looks like the Annoying Orange on YouTube now.
Delgo | September 1, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Nice
paco | September 1, 2010 at 12:51 am
she looks like a fucking duck. a dirty duck
marko | September 1, 2010 at 1:00 am
Billy Ray has done a terrible job of parenting, the kid’s a trainwreck. Coke binges and orgies are next. Shame on him for letting her earning power control his decision-making.
Emily | September 1, 2010 at 1:21 am
I’m 99% sure that its just a bad haircut that makes her face look fat and her eyes look way too close together. Its amazing what a shitty haircut can do.
Harley | September 1, 2010 at 1:27 am
Looks like she’d fit right in with those Jersey skanks you have as the background right now. Bad makeup + horrible expression = an even uglier than before Miley Cyrus. She’s just gross, and she’ll never be even remotely sexy to me.
K Wheelz | September 1, 2010 at 1:30 am
Guys, it’s the center part. Seriously.
She shouldn’t have a center part with the cut she has. or ever.
Jennifer | September 1, 2010 at 3:48 am
it’s pretty obvious that she just got her wisdom teeth removed…
JoeStar | September 1, 2010 at 3:49 am
OMG did she put on a couple of kilos in her face alone? Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice, she looks like her face has been stretched.
Brooke | September 1, 2010 at 4:45 am
She looks like she’s gained a little weight. That’s also some REALLY bad makeup, and the tan is over the top. Since she’s only 17 her skin is still tight enough that weight gain will make her look like she’s injected herself with something. And I think she got a hair cut… I don’t know if that’s recent or not, but the last pic you posted of her was probably when she had butt-length long hair. Her hair was her only decent feature, so I’m not sure cutting it did much for her.
Glenn Beck | September 1, 2010 at 6:09 am
1989 called and it wants that outfit back
tod | September 1, 2010 at 8:00 am
Everyone on this site cant be this stupid……… her face has been photoshopped to make her look bad, its very easy to stretch a face or anything else on a computer, the person who did it didnt even do a good job. it dosent look natural at all.
Sunidaze | September 1, 2010 at 8:59 am
How did they make her lips look like that in EVERY pic? Photoshopped them too? lol
poohtattoo | September 1, 2010 at 8:33 pm
No hun, bad cat eye mascara, frosty pink lipstick and a f’ing HORRIBLE spray tan isn’t natural…
Schnib | September 1, 2010 at 8:16 am
Maybe Karl Pilkington is really her dad?!
Sunidaze | September 1, 2010 at 8:58 am
She looks like a clown. Whoever did that makeup should be fired.
Aside from that, those lips are not natural. She has obviously had something done to them. Disgusting.
LovinNOLA | September 1, 2010 at 11:37 am
I agree with Lainey. She and her boyfriend broke up. Heartbreak = massive amounts of salty junk food! She does look like Snooki though!
Herman Bumfudle | September 1, 2010 at 2:29 pm
miley you look like a very beautiful eskimo indian girl. you are very beautiful.
Bored with life | September 1, 2010 at 6:32 pm
What? Ugly? Yes, she’s always been ugly.
Jess | September 1, 2010 at 7:41 pm
agreed
danielle | September 1, 2010 at 9:40 pm
she luk a hot hot mess she need amirror,make up, and some more clothes
as old as she is she wrong fa wlkin out da house fa det BS TRAJIC MILEY, TRAJIC
TOWN COCK | September 1, 2010 at 10:07 pm
OMG, similiar to ROSANNE BARR