Diane Kruger in a bikini

December 1st, 2009 // 94 Comments

Here’s Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson in Mexico over the holiday and apparently a major part of their relationship includes Joshua taking sexy bikini photos of Diane. Presumably for the day she wakes up and realizes “Wait a minute. Weren’t you in The Skulls?” then dies trying to steam clean her vagina. It’s really just a matter of time.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Parker

    I wonder if she misses all the wonderful anal sex she could be having if she ditched that jackass for me.

    I bet she does.

  2. Harold^Sick

    Do not want.

  3. Fat Chicks Suck

    Jesus Christ she stays in shape. Ridiculous body. She is the only redeeming quality of every movie she’s ever been in.

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    Her face is stupid looking, her ass is non-existenant,. Not worth my time or load.

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  6. Duke Nukem

    Wow, now THAT’S in shape! LOL at #5, more for the other 99.99999% of guys who would rail that in an instant. I guess you’ll have to wait for pics of dudes before you find something you would nail?

  7. n

    nice nice. proportionate.

  8. LOL

    he is still, and always will be, a mighty duck.

  9. Rod

    I hate to be that guy, but WHO?

  10. assman would hit it

  11. That first photo makes it pretty clear that someone recently got herself some new boobies (she was completely flat before). Or perhaps they were an early Christmas present from Josh?

  12. That first photo makes it pretty clear that someone recently got herself some new boobies (she was completely flat before). Or perhaps they were an early Christmas present from Josh?

  13. That first photo makes it pretty clear that someone recently got herself some new boobies (she was completely flat before). Or perhaps they were an early Christmas present from Josh?

  14. That first photo makes it pretty clear that someone recently got herself some new boobies (she was completely flat before). Or perhaps they were an early Christmas present from Josh?

  15. That first photo makes it pretty clear that someone recently got herself some new boobies (she was completely flat before). Or perhaps they were an early Christmas present from Josh?

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  20. Drew

    @7 lol a gay joke because he doesn’t have rock bottom standards like you. Way to get offended and sling petty insults because he’s not interested in a girl that wouldn’t give you the time of day either. Any self respecting guy doesn’t salivate over mediocrity on a pop-culture blog. However, self loathing social rejects probably do.

  21. sixpack

    ^ no, you keep hitting “post comment” with your elbows.

  22. Drew

    @Patrice, no, it’s because you’re impatient and you resubmit your post when you don’t immediately see it after the page loads. Has nothing to do with your computer.

  23. No clue who she is, but she looks pretty sexy.

  24. Mal Carne

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  27. OPS

    I’d let her eat my ass.

  28. Donnie Brassballs

    I’d be honored to tap that.

    Patrice=Ass monkey.

    • Mandy

      Don’t you have a girlfriend? With a comments like that, you better not have one! That’s being disrespectful to your partner!!

  29. Duke Nukem

    21- Your piercing psychological analysis is astoundingly accurate. Please, carry on Dr. Freud.

  30. mike

    I have no idea who this chick even is.

  31. um

    @4

    You didn’t like Inglorious Basterds? What’s your problem….

    She’s gorgeous. I hear she played Helen of Troy which is pretty much the best casting ever done.

  32. Jayyy

    What’s that camera he’s holding?

  33. JT

    And once again the kinda average kid from Dawson’s Creek scores a Hollywood hottie. Keep doing God’s work Pacey, you golden boy of average.

  34. Mal Carne

    Her nude scene in Troy was brief (an ass shot) but truly memorable.

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    Bitch sit down, you are blocking my view of Pacey!!!!!!!

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    @42- fuck off flaky, ya bastard!

  41. asdf

    i see a fake tit. or two

  42. kat

    Wearing a Freddy Krueger Hat LOL

  43. Hugh Gentry

    I would detail that beautiful body every night with my tongue.

  44. hannibal king

    12-16 – She’s actually had them for a while.

  45. GeneticallyFucked

    Worst boob job ever, and my, what a wonky ass she’s got. If I was her, I’d wear a one piece bathing suit.

  46. Guillaume Canet

    Nice stomach but other than that… mehhhhhhhh.

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