Diane Kruger is a Sex Panther
Here’s Diane Kruger wearing a panther swimsuit in Mexico yesterday which you’ll probably recognize from Rihanna‘s trip to Barbados over New Year’s, making this post even more amazing because apparently not one, but two women looked at this thing and went, “Yes, that’s what I want to wear at my most self-conscious.” So clearly there’s mystical forces at work here which is why I’m convinced if they both had it on during a thunderstorm, they would’ve switched bodies.
RIHANNA: How’d I get into dis white woman’s body, mon?
DIANE: Breasts! Oh, my God, breasts! AHAHA- Ow, it hurts to laugh? That’s weird.
CHRIS BROWN: Not to me it isn’t. Hee hoo! *moonwalks away*