Here’s Diane Kruger wearing a panther swimsuit in Mexico yesterday which you’ll probably recognize from Rihanna‘s trip to Barbados over New Year’s, making this post even more amazing because apparently not one, but two women looked at this thing and went, “Yes, that’s what I want to wear at my most self-conscious.” So clearly there’s mystical forces at work here which is why I’m convinced if they both had it on during a thunderstorm, they would’ve switched bodies.
RIHANNA: How’d I get into dis white woman’s body, mon?
DIANE: Breasts! Oh, my God, breasts! AHAHA- Ow, it hurts to laugh? That’s weird.
CHRIS BROWN: Not to me it isn’t. Hee hoo! *moonwalks away*
Photos: INFdaily, Mavrix, Splash News
I’d poke ‘er in the whiskers…with a swift boot
seriously! WTF? I was enjoying the pale skinned beauty and up pops this….this beast!!!!!! come on!!!
You know a dude REALLY loves you when he’s willing to grip your booty fat in public…like in pic 7…
that’s a cutout in the bathing suit revealing a vajay-jay replete with teeth and bear saliva. True story.
I personally always wear my scarf to the beach. I mean without the scarf, the panther swim suit would just look ridiculous!
That’s hilarious!
WIN.
Not bad for an old chick.
So that’s Freddy Kruger’s mom? I can see the resemblance.
Works 60% of the time EVERY TIME!
This is the chick that was (fabled to be the most beautiful woman in history) Helen of Troy in the movie….Troy. She was also the chick in the National Treasure movies.
She sure doesn’t look that great here…..eh, but she’s wear’n a big hat and sunglasses.
That swimsuit makes me want to bust out my wolf t-shirt.
Dunno if people could handle the cool though.
Yeah, that suit is the magical Three Moon Wolf shirt of swimsuits. Wonder if they make it in a bikini?
smooth, pacey.
That’s a great ass — nice and round.
I love that body shape… Those hips!
WTF…Rihanna got a “Michael Jackson Full Body Bleach Job” and a breast reduction? Wassup with that?
Joshua looks a little soft to be playing with a sex panther.
That has to be the most unflattering swimsuit I have EVER seen. The only way it could be worse is if the back part had a tail hanging off it!!!
i disagree… i think a tail hanging off if it would make it awesome. and then i would wear it. with my scarf.
She’s gotten a bit too skinny. She looked best when she gained a few pounds for Troy. She’s was f’n smoking in that.
it’s the return of Rose McGowan.
Yummy ass.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, it’s the Thing!
I have to comment here. Which is not something I usually do! I enjoy reading through a post that will make people think. Also, thanks for allowing me to comment!