Diane Kruger is a Sex Panther

January 11th, 2011 // 26 Comments

Here’s Diane Kruger wearing a panther swimsuit in Mexico yesterday which you’ll probably recognize from Rihanna‘s trip to Barbados over New Year’s, making this post even more amazing because apparently not one, but two women looked at this thing and went, “Yes, that’s what I want to wear at my most self-conscious.” So clearly there’s mystical forces at work here which is why I’m convinced if they both had it on during a thunderstorm, they would’ve switched bodies.

RIHANNA: How’d I get into dis white woman’s body, mon?
DIANE: Breasts! Oh, my God, breasts! AHAHA- Ow, it hurts to laugh? That’s weird.
CHRIS BROWN: Not to me it isn’t. Hee hoo! *moonwalks away*

Photos: INFdaily, Mavrix, Splash News


  1. This site has gone to hell

    I’d poke ‘er in the whiskers…with a swift boot

  2. You know a dude REALLY loves you when he’s willing to grip your booty fat in public…like in pic 7…

  3. dude

    that’s a cutout in the bathing suit revealing a vajay-jay replete with teeth and bear saliva. True story.

  4. erin

    I personally always wear my scarf to the beach. I mean without the scarf, the panther swim suit would just look ridiculous!

  5. Drundel

    Not bad for an old chick.

  6. Richard McBeef

    So that’s Freddy Kruger’s mom? I can see the resemblance.

  7. RJ

    Works 60% of the time EVERY TIME!

  8. FruitLoop

    This is the chick that was (fabled to be the most beautiful woman in history) Helen of Troy in the movie….Troy. She was also the chick in the National Treasure movies.

    She sure doesn’t look that great here…..eh, but she’s wear’n a big hat and sunglasses.

  9. datroof

    That swimsuit makes me want to bust out my wolf t-shirt.

    Dunno if people could handle the cool though.

    • youcandieNOW

      Yeah, that suit is the magical Three Moon Wolf shirt of swimsuits. Wonder if they make it in a bikini?

  10. Diane Kruger Panther Swimsuit Rihanna
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    smooth, pacey.

  11. Diane Kruger Panther Swimsuit Rihanna
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    That’s a great ass — nice and round.

  12. Diane Kruger Panther Swimsuit Rihanna
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    I love that body shape… Those hips!

  13. Reggie Rhino

    WTF…Rihanna got a “Michael Jackson Full Body Bleach Job” and a breast reduction? Wassup with that?

  14. Joshua looks a little soft to be playing with a sex panther.

  15. That has to be the most unflattering swimsuit I have EVER seen. The only way it could be worse is if the back part had a tail hanging off it!!!

    • erin

      i disagree… i think a tail hanging off if it would make it awesome. and then i would wear it. with my scarf.

  16. Johnny Cage

    She’s gotten a bit too skinny. She looked best when she gained a few pounds for Troy. She’s was f’n smoking in that.

  17. lightdragon

    it’s the return of Rose McGowan.

  18. Diane Kruger Panther Swimsuit Rihanna
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    Yummy ass.

  19. cc

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, it’s the Thing!

  20. Dennis Levy

    I have to comment here. Which is not something I usually do! I enjoy reading through a post that will make people think. Also, thanks for allowing me to comment!

  21. Diane Kruger Panther Swimsuit Rihanna
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    Rihanna wants her swimsuit back.

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