Diablo Cody’s tale is a touching story of feminine strength and following your dreams. It should really be turned into a movie that, fingers crossed, will air on the Spice Channel. Diablo used to be a stripper and managed to work her way off the pole to become an award winning screenwriter. She wrote Juno which earned this buxom writer a Spirit Award and a little something called the Oscar. Maybe you’ve heard of it. Her victory was an inspiration to a group of dancers who, in defiance of God’s will, were allowed to stop dancing and watch the Academy Awards. According to Page Six:
Meanwhile, the topless talents at Rick’s Cabaret NY were so excited about Cody being up for Best Screenplay Sunday night, they stopped dancing and stayed glued to the mammary mecca’s big-screen TVs as the winner was announced. They burst into tears when they heard Cody’s name. “She proves that if you follow your dreams, anything can come true,” gushed Charlotte, a busty brunette. The girls have even made a plaque for Cody that reads in part: “Dedicated to Diablo Cody, who has taken our calling to new levels.”
If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to help these naked dreamers get a little bit closer to their goal by throwing dollar bills at them. *looks in wallet* Did I say dollar bills? I meant pennies. Lots and lots of pennies. Or, as I like to call them, “tiny copper dream circles” that I may or may not have found in the restroom.
havoc | February 27, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Never heard of her…..
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D. Richards | February 27, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Cunt. Just an absolute cunt. ‘Diablo’, yeah, right..
noly | February 27, 2008 at 4:43 pm
second, douche bags!!!!
noly | February 27, 2008 at 4:43 pm
second, douche bags!!!!
noly | February 27, 2008 at 4:43 pm
second, douche bags!!!!
noly | February 27, 2008 at 4:43 pm
second, douche bags!!!!
noly | February 27, 2008 at 4:43 pm
second, douche bags!!!!
noly | February 27, 2008 at 4:43 pm
second, douche bags!!!!
noly | February 27, 2008 at 4:43 pm
second, douche bags!!!!
LeonIncognito | February 27, 2008 at 4:43 pm
lol, he messed up the bottom part of his post. Proofread, much?
photosynthesize | February 27, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Mr Superficial, your spelling, grammar and attention to detail have gone right down the toilet today.
sportsdvl | February 27, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Wait…strippers have dreams that don’t involve dollar bills and cocaine?
FRIST!!! | February 27, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Eh…he’ll edit soon..
LL | February 27, 2008 at 4:53 pm
second, douche bags!!!!!!
Dude | February 27, 2008 at 4:54 pm
second, douche bags!!!!!!
mammary | February 27, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Hmmm… I see a “slight” difference between the twins here, and in the nudies that just leaked.
LL | February 27, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Eh, I don’t really care if she fellates her Oscar… I feel sure that’s not the first time anyone’s done that.
But why is she dressed like Betty Rubble?
And strippers cheering her for winning an Oscar is about as dumb as when black people cheered the OJ verdict.
FRIST!!! | February 27, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Yeah, you guys are right. #2 is a douchbag.. haha
Peppi | February 27, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I don’t think this was an ORIGINAL screenplay there is South Korean movie called “Jenny, Juno” (2005) which has the same storyline.
ipanema_schuyler | February 27, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Ms. Busey comes from a rich, suburban family and stripped during one semester, to rebel against her parents, so to speak. this is also called a phony.
put her for one day with the *real* crack-whore-single-mom strippers and see what will be left of her smug phony pierced being.
plus, her eyes are not in line? O_o
Dr. Hair Dick FACE | February 27, 2008 at 5:08 pm
*Cough* dykasaurus rex *cough*
FRIST!!! | February 27, 2008 at 5:09 pm
#17 LOL!!!!!
Peas and Nuts! | February 27, 2008 at 5:33 pm
I quote a great philosopher:
“I’ll tell you what’s not cool–killing strippers. Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there’s no reason to kill them, ’cause most of them are already dead inside…Good night, folks!” – Peter Griffin
Will | February 27, 2008 at 5:43 pm
she’s attractive enough…. I’d watch her get naked…
Hell, who am I kidding… I’d nail her too
Holly | February 27, 2008 at 5:50 pm
OMG!!! did you hear theres going to be a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians March 9th on E!. Its going to be so much better than last season. I wonder if Reggie Bush is going to be on it. Heres the links that you asked for. Check out the game
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/tushygame/index.jsp.
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp?sid=nav-shows
Jimbo | February 27, 2008 at 5:58 pm
@25 OMG!! tell me it is not true!!! I can’t wait!! I hope Reggie Bush is on the show too.
Wait, who the fuck asked for that link? Let kill them!! That show sucks more than the Anna Nicole show.
Holly please go find a dumpster, crawl in it and DIE!!!
Tapeworm | February 27, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Holy fuck, that’s a round face!
feg | February 27, 2008 at 6:06 pm
I think she’s pretty.
Jodi. | February 27, 2008 at 6:15 pm
YEAH! Female spirit, rags-to-riches and keeping it real…American dream stuff there…oh wait, are those veneers?
That print dress is horrific.
^Jodi
Auntie Kryst | February 27, 2008 at 6:19 pm
@17 “Betty Rubble” that was funny! I couldn’t figure out my attraction to that woman, yup, she looks like Betty Rubble.
@25 stealth marketing cunt stay off this site. Paid bloggers like you are the scummiest fucks on the planet.
spiritkittykat | February 27, 2008 at 6:21 pm
I am guessing that she did more than just write this script to get it made into a movie…you know…something on a couch…like the casting couch for the screenwriters…no?
Whatever. Lucky whore!
El Diablo | February 27, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I rode her like Seattle Slew.
dude | February 27, 2008 at 6:28 pm
The title should be, “Diablo Cody gives strippers everywhere false hope”.
Strippers coast to coast are lamenting, “If I just take my clothes off enough times, maybe I’LL win an Oscar too”.
Diablo Cody: Real name: Beth Schwartz
whoa | February 27, 2008 at 6:29 pm
You should see this fuckin’ dog without Oscar makeup:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diablo_Cody
Gerald_Tarrant | February 27, 2008 at 6:45 pm
She makes me think of nothing but cereal. I diggum. They’re grrrrrreat.
Good thing the Oscars weren’t 3 days ago and this sincere hottie (make-up or sans make-up) got passed over in the weblog (fuck the term blog, I hate that word) world.
I am shocked at how well received a teen pregnancy movie turned out to be. The Academy dicks were too afraid to give Marty Scorcese an award because his films were too violent. Like his films turn people into mass murderers. Like Juno will make Jamie Spears go get pregna…….nevermind.
Sambo the Ass Pirate | February 27, 2008 at 7:03 pm
second, douche bags!!!!!!
Sir Cranky | February 27, 2008 at 7:10 pm
In a more perfect world, strippers would be admired and honored for skill at their complex profession, and there would be no need for them to aspire to anything else. Meanwhile, until that day comes, the tale of Diablo Cody and her startling ascent to the cinematic Olympus shall loom over the consciousness of peelers and non-peelers alike much in manner of a giant pterodactyl, or Godzilla stomping Tokyo…
Sir Cranky | February 27, 2008 at 7:13 pm
In a more perfect world, strippers would be admired and honored for skill at their complex profession, and there would be no need for them to aspire to anything else. Meanwhile, until that day comes, the tale of Diablo Cody and her startling ascent to the cinematic Olympus shall loom over the consciousness of peelers and non-peelers alike much in manner of a giant pterodactyl, or Godzilla stomping Tokyo…
Tim | February 27, 2008 at 7:17 pm
I bet that Oscar has been inside her vagina.
also, why don’t strippers look like her more often?!?!?! there should be a law that they have to be AT LEAST that hot!
Mr Semprini | February 27, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Izzat yer Oscar or are ya just glad to see me? Just kiddin… gimme da Oscar. mMmMm his head is sooo smooth…
nini | February 27, 2008 at 10:28 pm
ITS TRUEEEEEEEEEEE !
@19. Peppi
“”I don’t think this was an ORIGINAL screenplay there is South Korean movie called “Jenny, Juno” (2005) which has the same storyline.”"
written and directed by Kim Ho-joon…..
THAT BITCH…..
zuzuspetals | February 27, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Juno sucked.
zuzuspetals | February 27, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Juno sucked.
zuzuspetals | February 27, 2008 at 10:38 pm
I’m going to say it again:
Juno sucked
T. Whitfield | February 27, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Mammary Mecca??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
T. Whitfield | February 27, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Mammary Mecca??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ted from LA | February 27, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Kissing the head of Oscar? Call me when she can swallow him whole.
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin | February 28, 2008 at 12:18 am
#20 is correct. Diablo hails from Lemont, Illinois, a very posh suburb south of Chicago. I don’t know if she’s trying to pawn herself off as a poor white kid, but if she is, she’s full of it.
As for fellating the Oscar, it’s not particularly shocking in this day and age, and it’s not really “out there”.
croatiansensation | February 28, 2008 at 12:41 am
she’s SO not indie and has 0 street cred with those bag tats. ew.
FRT | February 28, 2008 at 1:10 am
I hear she is so fucking happy she won an Oscar…that she is going back on the “exotic dancing” circut…meaning she should soon be performing in a strip club near you…sliding Oscar in and out of her love tunnel like a fucking Oscar-Meyer Wiener…!!!
Poor fucking Oscar…!!!