Dexter Was Cheating With Julia Stiles

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2010

Full Disclosure: I’ve yet to watch anything past the first episode of Dexter, so to me this news seemed all kinds of insane considering I’ve been under the impression Julia Stiles died in 2006. Turns out she’s actually on Dexter along with Michael C. Hall and his soon-to-be ex-wife Jennifer Carpenter which is kind of scandalous, too. I guess. Anyway, Lainey Gossip has the details on how a cancer-survivor stared death in the face and realized he’s not having sex with enough women which, wow, does he want a medal? Because that’s literally my reaction to everything.

BARISTA: How would like your coffee, sir?
ME: I’m not having sex with enough women.

PIZZA GUY: That’ll be $12.50.
ME: I’m not having sex with enough women.

CONSENTING FEMALE ADULT: Want to go back to the bedroom?
ME: I’m not having sex with enough women.

Etc., etc.

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