Bikinis, Photo Boy, HYAH! [Insert Whip Crack Here]

February 18th, 2014 // 10 Comments

Because his employment technically qualifies as indentured servitude, I granted Photo Boy the whole day off yesterday under the auspice that I could shoot an apple off his head with an old Derringer I found. But before I do that, I felt it’d be a prudent to make him put together a whole bunch of bikini galleries because who knows how accurate this thing is. The other day I aimed it at a bird, and it fired into my foot. Is it supposed to do that? I know literally nothing about firearms. I thought the damn thing was a whistle.

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Devin Brugman Natasha Oakley Bikini
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    Devin: “Do you guys hear that tympani ‘boing-boing’ sound, or is it just me?”

  2. Devin Brugman Natasha Oakley Bikini
    George P. Burdell
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    A plastic surgeon’s before and after photos

  3. Don’t tell me, let me guess. Carmen’s performance evaluation has a category for click bait posts.

  4. Devin Brugman Natasha Oakley Bikini
    Rubick's Doob
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    Cankles. Ugh.

  5. Devin Brugman Natasha Oakley Bikini
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    Devin Brugman (left) has the best pair of natural tits on Instagram. I highly suggest following her.

  6. Devin Brugman Natasha Oakley Bikini
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    “Boys and girls, our lesson for today will be “Compare and Contrast”.”

  7. Devin Brugman Natasha Oakley Bikini
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    Hello Devin.

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