Dennis Quaid got drunk off his ass last night at Philippe’s in West Hollywood and apparently attempted to drive home with his wife Kimberly when a friendly police officer stopped him just before he took off. (The motor was running, for you legal nuts.) Of course, had this been you or me, the cop would’ve waited for us to drive away then let a K-9 unit bite us in the testicles during the arrest. Access Hollywood reports:
According to TMZ and Radar Online, Dennis got behind the wheel of the car when a police car pulled up alongside side the actor’s car and urged the 55-year-old actor to not drive.
According to TMZ, police repeatedly told the actor, “Get out of the car.”
He reportedly responded to the officer, asking, “What do you want me to do?”
The actor, his wife and friend then reportedly went back inside the restaurant and emerged a short time later to a waiting taxicab.
The waiting paparazzi reportedly screamed, “You don’t want a DUI. You don’t want to end up like Mel Gibson.”
Dennis reportedly laughed before getting into the cab and driving off.
Want to know the worst part of this story? Dennis Quaid was at Kim Kardashian’s birthday party which means he could’ve drunkenly plowed through a day-care filled with orphans and abandoned puppies and people still would’ve been saying “Kim Kardashian’s birthday party?! That’s fucking terrible.”
stupidass | October 22, 2009 at 1:22 pm
and i got a $100 ticket for talking on my cellphone yesterday. FML
Irene Barcelo | October 22, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Poor guy, only 55 and he looks like he is 75. Dennis what is happening with you? Seriously, I don’t understand these people with freaking money and taking other peoples lives in their hands. Fucking get a taxi!!!!!
Jim Lahey | October 22, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Quaid is quite the looker. I would like you all to take a moment and picture him naked.
Jim Beam | October 22, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Didn’t his brother run out on a hotel bill? Here’s to you, o Hollywood royalty, may we joyfully bow down to your supreme knowledge and greatness!
Pete O'file | October 22, 2009 at 2:00 pm
QUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAIIIID!
chupcabra | October 22, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Really? bitch couldn’t drive?
Giggles | October 22, 2009 at 2:15 pm
What? He looks completely sober here.
Dar | October 22, 2009 at 3:22 pm
That was very cool of the cop to stop him and “suggest” that he find another way home. After the medical mishap and lawsuit with his twins, Dennis didn’t need more added drama by getting a DUI.
Kudos to the cop–a fine example of what “to serve and protect” should be.
Bill | October 22, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Dar, I’m sorry but Dennis brought this one on himself. Grown men getting drunk & driving should not be having kids.
a-hole | October 22, 2009 at 3:36 pm
THANKGOD ….im glad someone stopped him before he hurt someone innocent…we all make mistakes but come on you can just tell by lookin at him that he was absolutely impaired and def should not be behind a wheel !!!!!! WHAT AN IDIOT!!!! CELEBS NEED TO GROW UP OR PAY THE COSEQUENCES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
a-hole | October 22, 2009 at 3:37 pm
THANKGOD ….im glad someone stopped him before he hurt someone innocent…we all make mistakes but come on you can just tell by lookin at him that he was absolutely impaired and def should not be behind a wheel !!!!!! WHAT AN IDIOT!!!! CELEBS NEED TO GROW UP OR PAY THE COSEQUENCES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
WTF | October 22, 2009 at 3:39 pm
HIS STUPID ASS WIFE LOOKS TOTALLY SOBER ,,IS SHE NOT CAPABLE OF DRIVING ….THEY ARE BOTH MORONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF | October 22, 2009 at 3:40 pm
HIS STUPID ASS WIFE LOOKS TOTALLY SOBER ,,IS SHE NOT CAPABLE OF DRIVING ….THEY ARE BOTH MORONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuato | October 22, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Start the reactor Quaid …
Hauser | October 22, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Nice comment 14!!! I love it. BTW, he didn’t pull a Gibson–had he done that, he would’ve made a complete asshole out of himself.
Amy | October 22, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Damn…what happened to him? He used to be so good-looking.
#13, I’m sure if she could have driven, she would have. Just because someone looks sober doesn’t mean that they are.
Fucking LAPD | October 22, 2009 at 7:39 pm
I like Dennis Quaid, so I’m not cheering for him to screw up. But I believe that if you are tanked and even sitting in the driver’s seat of a running automobile, you are technically DUI. Even if the car is in drive and you have no intention of driving, maybe just running the heater to sleep it off. The LAPD are the biggest joke of a police force in this country. Starfuckers.
shankyouverymuch | October 22, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Quaid ! …. Start the reactor!!!
Aunt Jemima | October 22, 2009 at 8:31 pm
He should have shrank his car down to microscopic size, flown into the cops ear, and then blasted “Fuck the Police” by NWA like he did in Innerspace.
Kate83 | October 23, 2009 at 1:42 am
COOOOOOOOL
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Wow he looks really natural and sober . I like the way he walk . Deadly cool personality. Good going..
tam | October 23, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Don’t know about Quaid but his wife sure looks hot!
Darth | October 23, 2009 at 1:27 pm
That’s one helpful officer and one lucky guy.
Rhialto | October 23, 2009 at 1:33 pm
I guess his wife was drunk off her ass too?!
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I saw this guy on Ellen.. SO funny!
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Good! The police were on the ball. Quaid is a good guy and so is talented Mel Gibson
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