Dennis Rodman Should Be In The Front Row of Every Fashion Show Ever

For reasons I feel comfortable chalking up to divine intervention, Dennis Rodman was in the front row for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Miami yesterday where not only was he drinking beer out of a can while wearing a leather vest and jogging pants, but standing up and pointing at the ass of each and every model as they walked by. It’s like watching Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel if Michelangelo was convinced he could have sex with it later. “That’s-a very nice-a cherub I’va painted. Thank-a goodness there’s a no law against-a sex-a with a baby- Christopher Hansenarelli?! How’da you get in here?!”

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