Dennis Rodman Should Be In The Front Row of Every Fashion Show Ever

July 24th, 2013 // 30 Comments

For reasons I feel comfortable chalking up to divine intervention, Dennis Rodman was in the front row for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Miami yesterday where not only was he drinking beer out of a can while wearing a leather vest and jogging pants, but standing up and pointing at the ass of each and every model as they walked by. It’s like watching Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel if Michelangelo was convinced he could have sex with it later. “That’s-a very nice-a cherub I’va painted. Thank-a goodness there’s a no law against-a sex-a with a baby- Christopher Hansenarelli?! How’da you get in here?!”

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  1. The ass on that model is a trainwreck. Rodman must have hit it just before that catwalk.

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    Drundel
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    Perfect example of skinny fat. She has no muscle tone at all.

  3. cc

    He gets invited to shit and I don’t. That’s the world we live in.

  4. guest

    for some reason, these pics are making me laugh my ass off. i wanna party with that guy.

  5. I usually hope that Dennis Rodman is eviscerated in the U.N.’s first deployment of weaponized gonorrhea, but I wholeheartedly support his behavior in this instance. Anything that undermines the stupidity and absurd seriousness at a fashion show is OK in my book.

    This shit is the least essential component to life ever devised by man and these assholes behave as though they are curing blindness. If you try to convince this cock-hattery is art I will fucking disembowel you.

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    Deacon Jones
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    (that moment when you realize you shouldn’t have come to a fashion show with your dad as he drinks beer and achieves an erection = priceless)

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    Deacon Jones
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    I see why he’s drinking beer…

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    Deacon Jones
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    Its no coincidence that security is sitting right next to him.

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    Cassie
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    How did Lindsay Bluth get a front row seat?

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    Definitely the: “Dad! Fucking enough already!!!!!” look.

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    Dennis does like a pussy buffet. All you can eat. What’s not to like?
    OMG a model actually smiling STFU!

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    Mike Hunt
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    Always class ! Always in good taste ! Always a gentleman! What woman would not be honored to have him as her companion?

  13. whatthe

    I hope that is a faux leather vest. Dennis posed nude in a PETA ad against wearing animal skin/fur, and he is supposedly vegetarian.

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    Looks like he’s been hanging out with Tyrone Biggums too much.

  15. BSName

    This is what Rodman does when he is not saving the world from the brink of nuclear destruction with the North Koreans. Man we are screwed.

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    Jeeeeezus Kriiipes, Denny, you look like an old Negro. Oh, wait a sec…

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    Years ago my daughter used to babysit for Alexis Rodman. She was just a little bitty shit back then. She’s obviously grown up to be a pretty woman.

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    Jenn
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    I thought we gave him to the bad Koreans. I see why they sent his ass back. Classy bastard.

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    Jentilly
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    She has no ass and what little pancake of a cheek she does have it droops out of her suit , not attractive

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    greenjewel
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    Vitiligo on his ankles. When does the skin bleaching start?

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    K-Tron
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    “This is embarrassing, but at least he’s not trying to marry a piece of geography or an abstract concept.”

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    Lisa look like she has a cocaine nosejob.

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    heey
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    He has some serious personality disorder, he can’t get enough attention, there is no cure for that. Non famous persons with that disorder only annoy their immediate surroundings, busrides, subway, work, community. Rodman annoys the WORLD.

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    heey
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    Dennis Rodman thinks it is all for him, it is the Dennis Rodman show. He is mental, he doesn’t have a clue. The photos of him ending up in the media is because he yet again embarrases himself and everyonw around him feels ashamed. And yeah the guard was there to stop things from going overboard, but Dennis Rodman thinks the guard was there because he is so famous and needs protection.

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