Denise Richards is painfully aware her acting career is about to be put out of its misery. As a mother (“Have you seen my kids? Look at my kids. LOOK AT THEM!”) she’s panicking over what to do about her cash flow once E! cans her reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. But, in a classy move, she’s ready to do anything to make that paper. Well, almost anything. The Chicago Sun-Times report:
Supposedly, Richards is so concerned about her professional future, ”she’s willing to do just about anything and take any role that’s not pure porn,” says a longtime pal. Besides her dismal reality show, Richards’ recent film projects have been clearly forgettable little comedies yet to find distribution.
“[Ex-husband] Charlie Sheen is clearly loving all this,” said one of the sources, who quipped, ”I expect we’ll soon see Denise as a future victim in the umpteenth ‘Saw’ sequel.”
So, hypothetically, if I used my cell phone to record Denise and I making passionate love on my couch and called it “independent cinema,” she’d be open to the role? Good, good. Then, I guess, have her people call my people and we’ll draft up a salary which I should mention is zero. Here’s the rub: My entire operating budget (Read: sandwich.) is going to the homeless guy working the phone. I’m sure Denise will understand; She’s an artist.*
*Entire film career excluded during the formation of this statement.
Scots-Irish | December 12, 2008 at 3:30 pm
and that is bad why?
p0nk | December 12, 2008 at 3:34 pm
get back to me when she’s doing straight porn.
Sharla | December 12, 2008 at 3:37 pm
She needs to stay away from porn altogether because about half way thru a porn flick, she would be bitchin and moaning, and would be a total turn off…
Maybe Madonna can help her out… Oh wait, Denise has WAYYYY too much meat on her arms for Madonna to notice.
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Famous Plastic | December 12, 2008 at 3:39 pm
At least she’s being honest with herself…Most aging women in Hollywood live in denial.
Cash | December 12, 2008 at 3:45 pm
From Bond girl to Bitch girl… way to go Denise. Let that be a lesson to all the other starlets who are all off about their “talent”: (I’m looking right at ya Alba) take it off now, or take it off later when no one gives a crap.
Randal | December 12, 2008 at 3:47 pm
It’s hard to believe that this on-top of the world actress is having difficulty finding work. Her smile is radiant, just like the sparkle in her eyes but not only that, she’s taken great care of herself since giving birth to her two children.
You’ve been in a number of great block buster movies Denise, so keep that beautiful face up high because work always finds the talented ones.
Randal
Zygmunt | December 12, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Are you thinking what I’m thinking when you look at these pictures of her? If you’re thinking: “…eh, not bad for an aging, has-been. mother of two,” then you are a not thinking what I’m thinking and should probably seek help. If, however, you are thinking: “…look, I know there would be ramifications – possibly even jail time, but just one free shot to land a punch and I’d call it worth it,” then you are thinking what I’m thinking and I’m pretty sure they give out medals for that sort of thing.
Just saying, look into it.
Courtney | December 12, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Look at those poor girls, they look terrified and un happy.
They have their heads down, and there thumbs in their mouth, they are not happy little girls, and that is the only sad thing about Denise Richards, that and she wont go away.
Courtney | December 12, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Look at those poor girls, they look terrified and un happy.
They have their heads down, and there thumbs in their mouth, they are not happy little girls, and that is the only sad thing about Denise Richards, that and she wont go away.
fugitaboutit | December 12, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Nice to see the kids got mom’s oral fixation! I don’t see why she doesn’t do porn…she would probably be good at it!
Amy | December 12, 2008 at 4:02 pm
“Most Miserable Children…Ever.”
Kim K | December 12, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Pure porn is boring. If I know ahead of time that all the guys have empty bladders, I’m completely turned off.
Who's the . . . | December 12, 2008 at 4:06 pm
. . . chick in the blue standing to the right of Denise in pic #2? They both look pretty good.
nanan | December 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Locklear must be laughing her drunk head off.
Karma is a……
jrz | December 12, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Maybe she’ll do a snuff film……….
jrz | December 12, 2008 at 4:19 pm
OH MY GOD–Those poor little kids! Jesus, what the fuck does she do to them to make them so fucking sad and scared?
Seth Farley | December 12, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I would suggest “leaking” a sex tape. Those work well.
Harry | December 12, 2008 at 4:21 pm
She was hot for as long as the running time of “Wild Things”.
Let’s be honest: this is the revenge every guy who was dissed by the uber hot girl, the one who never had to work for a thing in their life, dreams of.
Ted Kennedy's Tumor | December 12, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Only a retard would let their kids suck their thumbs.
Denise could always get work modeling bras for Sears or something.
Ted Kennedy's Tumor | December 12, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Only a retard would let their kids suck their thumbs.
Denise could always get work modeling bras for Sears or something.
Mike Hawk | December 12, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I have a twenty burnin a hole in my pocket, wait no..the burnin is the clap, but i still have the twenty. How bout a lap dance Denise?
Ted Kennedy's Tumor | December 12, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Only a retard double posts. Sorry about that.
BM | December 12, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I hate kids over 4 still sucking their thumbs. Why would Denise bring her kids holding a raggedy dirty blanket with them still sucking their thumbs? If I were her I’d slap my daughter to get that thumb out of her mouth and make her leave that rag at home. Looks disgusting and ridiculous for a kid that big to be sucking their thumb in public.
Aja ( the real ) | December 12, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Her skin looks really good lately.
Rough Daddy | December 12, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Shell be fine! i know these little girls are going to come out with only one lesson in life ~use what you got, to get what you want~
Cash | December 12, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Where the hell do you shop for kids’ clothes D, Salvation Army? And for the love of fuck, would you please pull those damn kids’ thumbs out of their mouths already? If they are that insecure and nervous, maybe you should try leaving them at home when you go out on these photo ops.
Kinda ironic how a girl who’s spent the last decade as a complete attention whore would turn her nose up to actual porn.
Rodolfo | December 12, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I can get her some publicity by letting her suck on my balls while I videotape it. I’ll release the shocking scandalous tape to the Enquirer for $100,000
Mike | December 12, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Pretty sure Obama will be taking care of her, so where’s the story? By the way Obama, where’s my fucking check?
herbiefrog | December 12, 2008 at 6:31 pm
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JR | December 12, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Is she cool with impure porn?
JR | December 12, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Is she cool with impure porn?
Groucho | December 12, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Well, “Wild Things” was just short of pure porn, so why is this statement getting attention?
If she had said “including pure porn” it would have been newsworthy.
ummm...yeah | December 12, 2008 at 9:23 pm
That’s what happens when you have absolutely no talent.
I agree with JR, why doesn’t she do impure porn?
In any case …if she had talent she could get a job.
Randal, I thought you were going to stay gone…I had hoped you decided to play Russian Roulette…die already will ya?
Willie | December 12, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Is coming sooner then you think ;) Check out Denise in ‘Deep In The Valley’
mink | December 12, 2008 at 11:21 pm
@33 eat shit. Randal’s my favorite.
gerard Vandenberg | December 13, 2008 at 12:01 am
Finding a WEALTHY husband is more “SAFE”.
on the other hand: WHO WANTS HER TODAY, folks?
Nic | December 13, 2008 at 12:46 am
give her a break….she’s not near as bad of a person as everyone tries to make her out to be. I think she was given alot of undeserved crap for her reality show and putting her kids in it….they were on for about 2 minutes total the entire season! Other people make their kids the focus of the show, yet she gets all kinds of crap. For some reason everyone wants to love that disgusting disease infested scumbag Charlie Sheen, even though his past speaks volumes, and attack her for telling the truth about their relationship. I used to watch her show, she may be a little rough around the edges, but she seems to have a good heart.
Zac | December 13, 2008 at 1:26 am
You forgot about the dykeage with Neve Campbell.
Purest art.
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What about . . . | December 13, 2008 at 10:21 am
. . . the chick in the dark blue in pic #2? Will she do pure porn? That would be worth watching.
@ #24: Aja ( the real ) | December 13, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Hi whore! You have a damp cheesy moist hairy bush don’t you?
You see the difference between Denise and you? She’ll do anything but pure porn, but when you’re not out trolling for customers, flashing your furry pelt at passing cars, or getting your hairy twat plowed, you’re starring in Mexican donkey shows. So I hardly think the condition of her skin matters, you stupid strumpet.
The Rocker | December 13, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Denise Richards is probably one of the most pathetic persons around right now… and as a role model for her kids – one of the absolute worst imaginable. ….She really and truly has no clue……
Spinnacer | December 13, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Stop rippin’ on Mrs.Richards.
She was so fucking hot. She made a lot of movies worth watching, not to mention “Wild Things”. Probably the best sexscene ever made.
I got a boner just thinking about it.
Spinnacer | December 13, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Also, If she was my wife I’d plow her for days.
Debbie31 | December 13, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Argh…………..aren’t her 15 minutes OVER yet?!?!!?!?!?!??!
Amy | December 13, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Those poor kids look so miserable.
Sheva | December 14, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Maybe she can so something like fight giant insects or something where talent isn’t needed. Oh sorry, she already did that.
Stupid whore. An “actress” wouldn’t be doing a stupid reality show proving everything Charlie Sheen says about her. Score another for Charlie.
Binky | December 14, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Unlike Denise – in view of the Global economic meltdown – I’m willing to look at the ‘pure porn’ option as long as it doesn’t involve:
– any type of filming. (Or digital media recording)
– anything ‘gay’. (Real or implied)
– Or anything involving my right hand.
californiaflame | December 15, 2008 at 4:06 pm
What an effing WHORE. Look at those poor kids. What fucking selfish bitch she is. Someone should call CPS on her.
memory stick | May 7, 2010 at 2:31 am
At least, related to the theme of the game better than most American trade were ridiculous at a time, and tried to be very serious (although I can not really call it serious, you know what I mean.