Denise Richards sunbathing topless

July 14th, 2009 // 85 Comments

Finally Denise Richards has realized what she needs to do to keep her career on life support. Here she is sunbathing topless while filming her reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. Granted, these aren’t the highest quality shots, never look a gift horse in the mouth. Unless there’s pictures of women’s breasts inside then, really, what’s a hoof in the neck? Back me up, Christopher Reeve.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of once bountiful pastures, and also, thanks to Brian who, for some reason, included explicit instructions for Shauna Sand in his e-mail that I won’t repeat here. This is a family site.

Photos: The Sun

  1. Taz

    i want to fuck a bond girl…. HER!

  2. Jaxon

    She was just saying this was her third boob job. The first two were big and then bigger, then they put in these little bitty ones. I don’t see how her skin could have stretched around the giant ones and then suck up to the little ones so well. They do look nice for all the abuse they’ve taken. They don’t even look fake.

  3. snake

    #14 you slayed me.

    But, I have no problem with her tits … except they’re fuzzy or something. Could be I don’t have my glasses on.

  4. robert

    the low resolution makes the pix rather underwhelming

  5. Dee B Cooper

    Starship troopers 2- ftw

  6. DCMikeRotch

    Why is the resolution so bad? They look like liver spots.

  7. DCMikeRotch

    Why is the resolution so bad? They look like liver spots as far as I can tell.

  8. Thanks for posting, she is very hot. Who took the picture?

  9. Galtacticus

    Unclear photo,i can hardly see the nipples.

  10. Rhialto

    From this angle she has a pelican chin.Is this really Denise Richards?

  11. Meh… she looks like she uses her teeth when she blows.

  12. Tinner

    How anyone can think this curvy, delicious woman is ugly is beyond me.

    Then again most on TS are total girls. No: your penis only doesn’t make you man my friend.

    Shame about the resolution: you’d think paps would invest in a good camera and proper lenses.

  13. HEYITSME

    That Christopher Reeve coment was WAY OUT OF LINE!!! Anything for a laugh right!!! SMH!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Christopher Reeve

    What do I care about jokes now? Maybe when I was alive it would have bothered me. But not nearly as much as having to ask my wife to perform my nightly manual disempaction.

  15. After all this years Denise still looks wonderful.

  16. I dont see my first comment, anyways Denise is still hot how old is she?

  17. denise "All I have to offer is TITS" richards

    She’s a hot piece of ass, but that’s all she’s got going for her. Her film “career” (if you want to call it that) is dead, and she’s a “reality” tv joke. She’s been shown to be a raging cunt with a foul mouth, no control of her emotions and anger management issues.

    Now, she’s showing off her tits to get publicity; how self centered & arrogant. Her kids are going to get a ton of crap at school because of this. Just like Carmen Electra, that’s all she’s got going for her. Once her looks disappear, she’ll be giving blowjobs in back alleyways to annonymous strangers to pay the rent…

  18. The Jerk

    Oh Denise..where did you go wrong after all these years? Was it from marrying Charlie Sheen, or was it the downward spiral of horrible choices of movies? Either way, the same trend seems to be the same here: actress gets older/people forget about them/they get “caught” being half naked in front of paparrazzi/get a reality tv show to follow them 30 mins taking a shit on the toilet/I change the channel and watch Animal Planet/rinse n repeat.

  19. I know just the reason why she is doing this.. She wants to star in another James Bond Movie.. xD

  20. Not bad, although she HAS had three boob jobs. At least she doesn’t have frankenboobies…

  21. please let me lick them

  22. buzztoe

    Party tits!!!

  23. For being old and the least interesting person on TV, she is kind of f*cking hot. I’m impressed!

  24. Horovitz

    Denise you looks Aaaaaamazing!!! Great personality!!!

  25. Horovitz

    Denise you look Aaaaaamazing!!! Great personality!!!

  26. Horovitz

    Denise you look Aaaaaamazing!!! Great personality!!!

  27. wowman

    Here is the complete spread in case you are interested.

    http://tinyurl.com/richards-topless

    Enjoy..

  28. Ari Ola

    I wonder how much milk those babies hold

  29. hates fake fake tit pics

    i wonder how p-chopped these photos are.

  30. lulu

    I used to defend Denise on the internet
    up until i saw this episode on her show where she takes her top off to sunbathe knowing very well that the paparazzi are watching

    She’s a desperate hasbeen hag
    with no life
    Have you seen the house she lives in?
    There’s pigs running all over the house, shitting everywhere

    I mean c’mon
    that is not a way even a washed up reality star lives!
    Just disgusting
    i bet her whole house smells of animal pee and shit , there’s dog hair everywhere
    eeeeww

  31. Nice… just wish the stars wouldn’t be in the way…

  32. I think She is not bad.

  33. He say it was her third boob job. The first two were older and bigger then, so they put in these little bitty ones. I do not see how his skin can be stretched around the huge ones and little ones suck so well. They have taken all the abuse they do look good for. They do not look too fake.

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