Denise Richards sunbathing topless

July 14th, 2009 // 85 Comments

Finally Denise Richards has realized what she needs to do to keep her career on life support. Here she is sunbathing topless while filming her reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. Granted, these aren’t the highest quality shots, never look a gift horse in the mouth. Unless there’s pictures of women’s breasts inside then, really, what’s a hoof in the neck? Back me up, Christopher Reeve.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of once bountiful pastures, and also, thanks to Brian who, for some reason, included explicit instructions for Shauna Sand in his e-mail that I won’t repeat here. This is a family site.

Photos: The Sun

  1. TopCat


  2. Ick

    Sheen’s STD’s weren’t enough so she bang a fat old rocker. Sick.

  3. Mac

    1. TopCat – July 14, 2009 5:14 PM


    Who cares….

  4. AmericanWhiteTrash

    Anything for publicity when you can’t get work i guess

  5. Sotto Cinco

    I’d suck on those till the cows came home.

  6. Initial_G

    Man as grainy and crappy as so pics are the pap must have been miles away to get these shots.

  7. kaftw

    And to think people used to think she was hot.

  8. Kelley

    Er, don’t you mean Christopher Reeve ??

  9. Yeah I have seen more through a tshirt than those grainy looking pics.

  10. That crap is so blurry its making my eyes watered…whad they have on the lens Vaseline?

  11. Steve McNair

    She looks batshit crazy in those pics.

    Nice cans, but she might shoot you in the head while you sleep on her couch.

  12. Annie Rexia

    Yeah, either that are fall asleep in her crotch. You know…’cause she’s a whore.

  13. Annie Rexia

    Shows what kids can do to a body. that’s why I get sucked out the second the hpt comes out positive.

  14. Tom K

    She used to be hot now shes just eh!

  15. jules

    she looks good, idiots

  16. jules

    she looks good, idiots

  17. jules

    she looks good, idiots

  18. tools



  19. Cash

    So, did she get a boob reduction between Starship troopers and the now? She was stacked back then, and again in that forgettable Bond film, but here she looks like a B cup.

    Whar them titties go, Denise?


    Didn’t she used to have ginormous half grapefuit rock hard implants? You know back when she was in Wild Things making out with Neve Campbell. Are those just smaller implants or is she silcone free now?????????????

  21. Deacon Jones

    At least she learned her role, unlike most women

  22. Randal

    Denise is a ball of energy, shown here by her playful personality while shooting her popular reality show. She’s also very well known for the hit movies she’s brought to the top and of course, her amazing smile.


  23. The Observer

    Isn’t there a drink called the fuzzy nipple?

  24. Buzz


  25. Matt McGuinness

    Who is this little boy?

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  27. I object to the poor qualities of these pictures almost as much as I object to this woman’s reality show.

  28. Who’s Denise Richards?

  29. no idea

    No clue who this person is. What has she done?

  30. Champ

    She’s still good for a blow j and a sweet surprise on her chest.

  31. alex

    Man, I cant wait until she fades into further obscurity then gets desperate enough for attention that she’s willing to show her pooter…wait a minute, by that point I won’t care who she is or if she shows her stinky snatch. oh well.

  32. kingofbeer



    for the fags who keep commenting. Starship troopers, Wildthing come to mind.

  33. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Jesus! I could have gotten a better picture with a $5 disposable camera……

  34. Carolyn

    Randal blows

  35. Hammerable…several times over…hate to say it but its true. Hi haters!
    The Rake

  36. Christina

    Randal isnt very comprehensible :S

  37. Oh, I guess that means she knows her career is forever over.

  38. Sticky Wicket

    Isn’t the Christopher Reeve comment a little harsh? As in, “Not fucking funny?”

  39. Buckskin

    I wanna see

  40. Tiny nipples. Lame.

  41. dk

    I miss her huge tits..

  42. ian Sparks

    The Christopher Reeve joke really exposes your awesome writing abilities!
    You’re as topical and talented as any writer on SNL.
    Maybe tomorrow you can pull a Church Lady reference out of your ass.

  43. ian Sparks

    The Christopher Reeve joke really exposes your awesome writing abilities!
    You’re as topical and talented as any writer on SNL.
    Maybe tomorrow you can pull a Church Lady reference out of your ass.

  44. Iambananas

    She’s so annoying, but she looks amazing.

  45. david she is sexy

    i want her number she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  46. jlylec

    man i’d knock the DUST off that pussy!

  47. Burt

    The World is Not Enough was an awesome Bond movie I thought

  48. Taz

    i want to fuck a bond girl…. HER!

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