Finally Denise Richards has realized what she needs to do to keep her career on life support. Here she is sunbathing topless while filming her reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. Granted, these aren’t the highest quality shots, never look a gift horse in the mouth. Unless there’s pictures of women’s breasts inside then, really, what’s a hoof in the neck? Back me up, Christopher Reeve.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of once bountiful pastures, and also, thanks to Brian who, for some reason, included explicit instructions for Shauna Sand in his e-mail that I won’t repeat here. This is a family site.
Photos: The Sun
TopCat | July 14, 2009 at 5:14 pm
First!!
Ick | July 14, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Sheen’s STD’s weren’t enough so she bang a fat old rocker. Sick.
tony | July 14, 2009 at 5:16 pm
sexy
Mac | July 14, 2009 at 5:16 pm
1. TopCat – July 14, 2009 5:14 PM
First!!
Who cares….
AmericanWhiteTrash | July 14, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Anything for publicity when you can’t get work i guess
Sotto Cinco | July 14, 2009 at 5:22 pm
I’d suck on those till the cows came home.
Initial_G | July 14, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Man as grainy and crappy as so pics are the pap must have been miles away to get these shots.
kaftw | July 14, 2009 at 5:25 pm
And to think people used to think she was hot.
Kelley | July 14, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Er, don’t you mean Christopher Reeve ??
eattrn | July 14, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Yeah I have seen more through a tshirt than those grainy looking pics.
ROUGH daddy | July 14, 2009 at 5:30 pm
That crap is so blurry its making my eyes watered…whad they have on the lens Vaseline?
Steve McNair | July 14, 2009 at 5:31 pm
She looks batshit crazy in those pics.
Nice cans, but she might shoot you in the head while you sleep on her couch.
Annie Rexia | July 14, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Yeah, either that are fall asleep in her crotch. You know…’cause she’s a whore.
Annie Rexia | July 14, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Shows what kids can do to a body. that’s why I get sucked out the second the hpt comes out positive.
Tom K | July 14, 2009 at 5:42 pm
She used to be hot now shes just eh!
jules | July 14, 2009 at 5:43 pm
she looks good, idiots
jules | July 14, 2009 at 5:43 pm
she looks good, idiots
jules | July 14, 2009 at 5:43 pm
she looks good, idiots
tools | July 14, 2009 at 5:45 pm
#17
lesbo
Cash | July 14, 2009 at 5:46 pm
So, did she get a boob reduction between Starship troopers and the now? She was stacked back then, and again in that forgettable Bond film, but here she looks like a B cup.
Whar them titties go, Denise?
ANSWER ME | July 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Didn’t she used to have ginormous half grapefuit rock hard implants? You know back when she was in Wild Things making out with Neve Campbell. Are those just smaller implants or is she silcone free now?????????????
meme | July 14, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Respect!!
Deacon Jones | July 14, 2009 at 5:57 pm
At least she learned her role, unlike most women
Randal | July 14, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Denise is a ball of energy, shown here by her playful personality while shooting her popular reality show. She’s also very well known for the hit movies she’s brought to the top and of course, her amazing smile.
Randal
The Observer | July 14, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Isn’t there a drink called the fuzzy nipple?
Buzz | July 14, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Skank!
Matt McGuinness | July 14, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Who is this little boy?
Melinda Maria | July 14, 2009 at 6:13 pm
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casualencounters.com/blog | July 14, 2009 at 6:21 pm
I object to the poor qualities of these pictures almost as much as I object to this woman’s reality show.
esophus | July 14, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Who’s Denise Richards?
no idea | July 14, 2009 at 6:35 pm
No clue who this person is. What has she done?
Champ | July 14, 2009 at 6:42 pm
She’s still good for a blow j and a sweet surprise on her chest.
alex | July 14, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Man, I cant wait until she fades into further obscurity then gets desperate enough for attention that she’s willing to show her pooter…wait a minute, by that point I won’t care who she is or if she shows her stinky snatch. oh well.
kingofbeer | July 14, 2009 at 7:03 pm
MILF!
and
for the fags who keep commenting. Starship troopers, Wildthing come to mind.
1moreidiotintheworld | July 14, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Jesus! I could have gotten a better picture with a $5 disposable camera……
Carolyn | July 14, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Randal blows
The Rake | July 14, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Hammerable…several times over…hate to say it but its true. Hi haters!
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
Christina | July 14, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Randal isnt very comprehensible :S
Out-Raged | July 14, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Oh, I guess that means she knows her career is forever over.
Sticky Wicket | July 14, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Isn’t the Christopher Reeve comment a little harsh? As in, “Not fucking funny?”
Buckskin | July 14, 2009 at 8:09 pm
I wanna see
Punchline | July 14, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Tiny nipples. Lame.
dk | July 14, 2009 at 8:13 pm
I miss her huge tits..
ian Sparks | July 14, 2009 at 8:23 pm
The Christopher Reeve joke really exposes your awesome writing abilities!
You’re as topical and talented as any writer on SNL.
Maybe tomorrow you can pull a Church Lady reference out of your ass.
ian Sparks | July 14, 2009 at 8:23 pm
The Christopher Reeve joke really exposes your awesome writing abilities!
You’re as topical and talented as any writer on SNL.
Maybe tomorrow you can pull a Church Lady reference out of your ass.
Iambananas | July 14, 2009 at 8:43 pm
She’s so annoying, but she looks amazing.
david she is sexy | July 14, 2009 at 9:10 pm
i want her number she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
jlylec | July 14, 2009 at 9:18 pm
man i’d knock the DUST off that pussy!
Burt | July 14, 2009 at 9:31 pm
The World is Not Enough was an awesome Bond movie I thought
Taz | July 14, 2009 at 10:02 pm
i want to fuck a bond girl…. HER!