Denise Richards snorts some cocaine at the beach

February 2nd, 2007 // 92 Comments
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I don’t know why Denise Richards is suddenly famous again, but here she is allegedly snorting some cocaine and playing it off like she just put on lip balm. She really sticks to her lip balm story so it’s tough to tell what exactly is going on. Although there’s some potential white residue in her nose here which makes me lean towards the cocaine theory. Plus if you check the closeup most people don’t apply lip balm to their noses. I mean my friend Joe used to do it, but he was just stupid as hell.

Thanks to the spectacularly curvy Regina for the tip.


  1. NicotineEyePatch

    All Denise Richards, all the time!
    This bitch is more boring than life.

  2. woodhorse

    Jeez – Sambora is just as fat as TYRA. He’ll never make the same color though he is giving it the good old college try.

  3. Queen LaQueefah

    Yeah, not only am I spectacularly curvy, I also smell like lavender. I also can roll a blunt and cook lasagna from scatch at the same time.

    The only way you fuck something like richie sambora is by drugging yourself. I’ve dated sumo wrestlers that were sexier than him.

  4. Binky

    Arthur C. Clarke : #41 Tell me about it. I thought we’d be to Jupiter by now. And a moon base. And the space station isn’t exactly what I envisioned. It’d be hard to get a decent big screen TV on that tin can. And the reception’s worse than cable.
    It’s lucky Kubrick passed away or he’d be ringing me up razzin’ me. The prick.
    Binky: AC – you’re off topic.

  5. Ellie Mae Clampett

    Of course she snorts coke, on the beach, in the car, at Gymboree! Most of Hollywood use drugs to stay thin, nothing new.

  6. dorksalldorks

    surely a cokehead would be able to do a mess-free bump.

  7. SF Little Bear

    You’d have to coke me up before I’d let Sambora touch me. I understand her need for coke if that’s what she’s decided to mount.

  8. 4DPants

    Look — in the really snorty one her toes are curling! Hee!

  9. Lowlands

    Are these two DATING or something?

  10. krisdylee

    I much prefer the smoking of the marajuana to the snorting of the cocaine.

  11. pixel killya

    That is one horrid looking couple. 0ne should share the fake tan and scrawniness with the other and balance things out. Umm nah, still ugly.

  12. sid

    So boring.

  13. Denimpetal

    if her spokesperson had said sun lotion I would of believed it, but lip-gloss… oh come on, and she slams Sheen for the same thing.
    YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MY GENDER, FUCK OFF

  14. Lowlands

    While this woman is stuffing her nostril,the guy is probably calling a pizza deliveryservice.On the pic he’s telling them he doesn’t want the anchovy.Just a random daily life pic.

  15. fame is funny

    I’m not sure whats going on, but if she is a regular blow user she should know 2 things. beach = sand in nose and beach = moisture in your stash from the humidity.

  16. woodhorse

    I kept thinking how painfully red Richie is (on one side) and I couldn’t sleep last night til I remembered someone told me that 2 black guys with fire extinguishers go up and down the beach in Rescue Golf Carts just for such situations.

  17. It is so obvious Denise is putting sunscreen on her face. The bottle is right next to her leg on the chair.

  18. KimIsSarcastic

    #68 and by “sunscreen” you mean “cocaine” and by “face” you mean “up her nose”.

  19. BarbadoSlim

    I can think of few experiences more uncomfortable than being sweaty and sandy on a sunny beach while hopped up on blow.

  20. happy_bunny

    Good lord.

    People here are actually talking about what kind of shape SHE’S in???

    How do you overlook that mess of pasty flesh she’s charitable enough to be seen in public with?

  21. BarbadoSlim

    That’s ’cause she ain’t all THAT, she’s also an ex-prostitute and Carlie Sheen’s sloppy seconds.

    Richie is doing HER a favor.

  22. BarbyGurrl

    Oy, that is one nasty looking white boy. And Ritchie Sambora is skeevy too.

  23. Binky

    (I don’t know why they have a moment of silence for people hit by a tornado and no mention of the thousands of Americans being killed overseas. Time to forget about that war I guess ! Then, later, an owner says God was with the Indy Colts. It’s too bad He’s not over with the boys in Iraq ?!?)
    The world never fails to amaze.
    Arthur C Clarke : I don’t even have a FUCKING ROBOT!!!
    Binky: I know AC. I thought you were finished. We’ll work on it.
    Off topic,ok, – meanwhile life at the beach…

  24. HollyJ

    Will Monday never arrive, so we can have something new to bitch about??? **dreamy expression** ..something..new to bitch about… **state of euphoria** PLEASE GOD PLEASE bring Monday to me!!! This shit is STALE

  25. The-Guslet

    What the hell happened to Richie? He used to be so cute…

    I felt sorry for Heather Locklear, having her hubby stolen by one of her “friends” but now I reckon she’s having the last laugh.

  26. vainandlovingit

    what the fuck is wrong with you, dipshit? CLEARLY, THIS is NOT a photo of Denise Richards doing. Lip balm SPF 15 or fuckin strawberry flavoured Lubella Chapstik. loser. perez hilton is so much better than this…..

  27. vainandlovingit

    *doing blow

  28. veggi

    I want some.

  29. Amy3000

    That is NOT lip gloss or chapstick or “menthol for her nose”… menthol is not a white powder that you snort off of a little spoon…

  30. PerezIsALyingAsshole

    You pigs. It’s obvious she’s putting on sunscreen. Notice her face is not as tan as the rest of her, although she was playing in the water without a hat.

    I hope she sues the shit out of you for putting up the Cocaine headline.

  31. FloppyVaJJ

    THAT IS NOT A LABIA! THAT IS A TESTICLE!!!

  32. babygirl5187

    there’s no doubt in my mind that it’s coke. look at her nostril and the white stuff in her nose on the second one. this just leads me to believe that she’s an idiot. she could have tried a little harder to not be so obvious. doesn’t surprise me though. how do you think everyone in hollywood stays skinny?

  33. supafreak

    Mmmm…lip balm that looks and tastes like cocaine. Sambora looks geeked up with a case of jack-jaw.

  34. stuckinaneffinpothole

    i dont know whats worse… denise richards resembling the crypt keeper or ritchie samboras embarrassing patches of chest hair.. it kind of looks like hes calling their dealer to get more

  35. wow, she’s done…

  36. THE photog

    if only you could see the entire pic and ALL of them in sequence, EVERYONE would have NO doubt of what it is and there would be no contraversy…I never said what it IS…I only said what it LOOKED like possibly (I did not make up the title for this site!)…and by the way #81 why is she not denying it or why has she not all ready sued someone….AND I have lived on the islands and been in the sun a lot and have never just put a little sunscreen right under and up my nostril! it usually goes ON TOP of the nose NOT in it!

  37. Bear

    What a waste of time your stupid show is. You swear like a truck driver. Look in the mirror sweetie. Swear in front and ask yourself how pretty you look using fowl language.

    You’re not from Chicago. We don’t look like whores!. Please do not refer yourself to our town.

    Good for you Charlie!!! Get those kids away from their bad potty mouth mother!

  38. maegan

    @ all you people who are saying it’s sunscreen – who the hell puts sunscreen on their upper lip? That thing she’s holding in pic #2 is obviously her little case full of powder… she’s got it covered up with her hand , and she’s doing that thing w/ her lips so she can play it off as lipgloss or chapstick or whatever. In pic #3 you can see something white in her nose. Come on people… save the pics and zoom in… you can see it looks like she’s holding something to snort coke w/ up to her nose. Why do you think you can see all her freakin bones?

  39. Retoru

    You people are all idiots. Just from looking at the pictures you can clearly see she was putting an ointment or balm of some kind on her lip. None of the pics even show her touching her nose, however two of them do show her rubbing her lips together…exactly what every single person on Earth does after they’ve applied balm to their lips.

    You’re only seeing what you want to see rather than what is actually being shown in the pictures. Grow up already, bringing a celebrity down with idle gossip isn’t going to make your shitty life any better, so why waste the time?

  40. I agree witht he last poster that it is pretty lame to be going on and on about this- but it does look like she could be snorting cocaine. The way she is using one hand to close one nostril and the other to hold something up.

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