Denise Richards snorts some cocaine at the beach

February 2nd, 2007 // 92 Comments
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I don’t know why Denise Richards is suddenly famous again, but here she is allegedly snorting some cocaine and playing it off like she just put on lip balm. She really sticks to her lip balm story so it’s tough to tell what exactly is going on. Although there’s some potential white residue in her nose here which makes me lean towards the cocaine theory. Plus if you check the closeup most people don’t apply lip balm to their noses. I mean my friend Joe used to do it, but he was just stupid as hell.

Thanks to the spectacularly curvy Regina for the tip.

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  1. kathleen170

    Seriously? I thought she had SOME class.

  2. Ardee

    Ugh… Now there’s a BUTT UGLY Woman

  3. misanthrope

    So, she was snorting lip balm?

  4. Binky

    I snorted snot once

  5. Aye, she is looking rather tatty these days. But to be fair, it’s probably menthol for her nasal passages. But then again, don’t investigators put a strong spelling (Could even be menthol) under their noses to neutralise the decaying body? Perhaps her fellow, whatever the hell his name is, is beginning to significantly smell.

  6. mrs.t

    At least her legs are closed.

  7. greeneyedcat

    Hm, I was gonna say sunscreen until I saw the pics. That looks like some coke all right…

  8. lohanhasthebestcokeinCA

    i bet its not as good as lindsay lohans. awww shit i gotta go watch wild things. im high off that piff

  9. RichPort

    She;s so fucking stupid she thought the cap made her invisible. To think she was once jerkofftoable. Damn shame.

  10. PunjabPete

    Coke Whore and Aging Rock Star?

    Never would have put those two together…

  11. RussianMafia

    Thats how I do it. Nice lil applicator. PS – Cocaine was obviously the glue that held Denise and Charlie together til I guess they both developed too much of a tolerance..

  12. PunjabPete

    Doesn’t this bitch have kids? If someone snaps a photo and you are sitting/standing/walking near a reclining shirtless Richie Sambora, you should lose the kids just by proxy… Nevermind the whole cokehead in public thing…

  13. D'oh Eyes

    well that explains why she was smiling AND looking at him at the same time.

  14. combustion8

    you mean kate moss was right? everyone does snort coke? heavens to betsy!!

  15. RussianMafia

    Remember? Remember how hot she was in the nineties? The coca plant and bad karma=this

  16. BarbadoSlim

    I just don’t see why the good name of cocaine has to be tarnished by associating it with this whore.

    And, Richie needs to get himself some coppertone, I can’t stress that enough people,

    well, at least the white folk.

  17. schack

    one lesson i’ve learned from growing up in white, upper-middle class america:

    where there is cocaine, there is faithless slime.

    that’s a salute to you, mr. president

  18. schack

    who is so faithless, he uses faith itself as a marketing scam.

    may you trip on your face and rot in indignity.

  19. Who does coke to lie on the beach? That makes no sense.
    She has a thing about putting menthol in her nose when
    flying-maybe she thinks she’s still flying.
    Go fig!

  20. Hey im no Denise Richards fan ,but i dont agree with the pics . The first pic she has a tube lotion next her and the other pic she looks like shes holding nail polish. Plus there are tons of pics of her and her bf together on the beach, so im sure she was aware of the presence of photographers.

  21. kamihi

    its sun cream shes putting on surely.

  22. kamihi

    ew he has varicose veins, i hope he pays her a lot of money for sex cos she deserves it.

  23. Binky

    I agree with 18 and 20.
    Who cares what these people are doing ? Half the time it’s even ‘Who are these people’?
    Entertainment media and Hollywood seem to be the 21st century ‘opiate of the people’.
    Don’t forget.

  24. karifarrell

    How does anyone know she’s snorting cocaine? It could be heroin. When I go suntanning on the beach I snort heroin, not coke. Coke is only for nightclubbing.

  25. Binky

    And if you do forget – wait till the morning…or sometimes – when you’re just passed out there – in bed waiting to go to sleep type thing – and then remember. Etc. Wing it.

  26. Kristin

    That shit looks like suntan lotion. Not coke.

  27. chelsea_423

    You can’t be married to Charlie Sheen and not occasionally snort coke.

    Sexy ribcage by the way.

  28. Tracy

    Sambora needs to keep his shirt on… for reasons having nothing to do with skin cancer. Ick!

  29. DecorativePoncho

    I agree w/19. That’s like snorting coke before taking a nap.

  30. julema

    Ill do coke to if i had to sleep with RS!

  31. julema

    Ill do coke too if i had to sleep with RS

  32. Erica

    That’s a fricken Chapstick.

  33. Enano

    No, No, NO! There’s a perfectly logical explanation. She was just taking some powdered glue, some saltwater, and some cream of tartar and mixing it up in a seashell so that she could pluck those fierce eyebrows. Because she didn’t want to look like Brooke Shields, the girl named ‘Pepper,’ or that Amish girl on The Witness. If one thing, these Cro-Mag women need to learn to wax their own brows b/c they’re obviously not doing it at all. Or marry Aerosmith and have hairy Cro-Mag chillins’

  34. Enano

    No, No, NO! There’s a perfectly logical explanation. She was just taking some powdered glue, some saltwater, and some cream of tartar and mixing it up in a seashell so that she could pluck those fierce eyebrows. Because she didn’t want to look like Brooke Shields, the girl named ‘Pepper,’ or that Amish girl on The Witness. If one thing, these Cro-Mag women need to learn to wax their own brows b/c they’re obviously not doing it at all. Or marry Aerosmith and have hairy Cro-Mag chillins’

  35. Hemlock Queen

    Don’t you guys know anything? Cocaine is the key ingredient to the South Beach Diet! How do you think she has maintained such nice breast bones?

  36. Didn’t we just see her vag or something?

  37. imsoseriously

    WOW! This is not good she is a mama and she is clearly doin a bump!!!! Ok WHY on God’s green Earth would she do it on the middle of a beach!??

    SHE is reallly a piece of trash and Heather Locklear should be happy she divorced RS and dumped her friendship.

    EWWWWW Denise Richards this is not a good look. Remember you said all that crazy ish about Charlie Sheen? Well at least he’s out with his YOU are a hipocritical skank and didnt you hit an old lady on the head with yo laptop prolly on a bender?!!

    Superfish much props for posting these pics. As far as her flappy skin she needs a vag reconstruction surgery QUICK!

  38. Duh

    Yeah, people don’t put lip balm on their noses. But they do put sunscreen on their noses. That first pic…? She’s clearly putting sunscreen on. You think she’s snorting cocain off her top lip? Riiight.

  39. mommy_long_legs

    I gotta say, I used to do coke back in the day, and when I was into it, it didn’t matter WHERE the hell I was. It pretty much made it seem that whatever I was doing — clubbing, laying on the beach, hell, sitting at home playing Super Mario Bros with my friends trying to beat the stupid swimming level for the 10-hundreth time — the most fun thing I’d ever done . Now I’m not trying to give it a good name, been clean now for 5 years, and that shit’ll get you in the end, BUT…I can see how a couple good lines of blow can make hanging out on the beach a LOT more fun. Of course you would also need like 3 packs of cigarettes.

  40. Sedona Skyline

    hey, that sure looks like cocaine … or sunscreen, or blistex, or oil of olay cream, or toothpaste, or semen, or baby powder, or coconut milk, or ben gay … its more of topic to play with if its coke … then again maybe its semen. Oh its just so hard to tell! Wait, if its ben gay, that would carve your membranes right up. Ok, I’m going with … snot.

  41. Binky

    Binky : Ever get the feeling that you’re drowning in a sea of mediocrity ?
    Public at LARGE : Right you are Ken.

  42. Binky

    (and have a good weekend)

  43. drowningfool

    Drugs are bayd…mmmmmkay…..

  44. sid

    NOBODY has addressed what I see in these pics.

    I don’t know who she is, so I already forgot her name, so when I scrolled down and then it was pointed out that she’s with Ritchie Sambora, I mean…WOW!

    I thought that bag of trash next to her was some 60 year-old lover or sugardaddy or something! He looks like he’s about to get up and say, “Hey, you kids, get outta the parking lot with those goddamned skateboards and stay outta that apple tree!”

    “I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back

    I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back”

    Yeah, back from the Dunkin’ Donuts.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

    Fucking asshole! I always hated him. Biggest endorsement whore there was

  45. sourCherry

    mmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmm!!!! Richie is looking fine! Those luscious lips, that cleft in his chin, those unexpectedly delicate toes. I could lick him and lick him and lick him and then–crunch! (That would be me smashing the whore Denise

  46. sexybitch

    #34 That’s “Ho-Magnon”.

  47. The Devil's Prom Date

    I say no.

    First of all, who the hell brings coke to the beach? You get a few grains of sand in your stash, and you’ll be praying you don’t inhale them every time you spoon up a hit. Secondly, do you really need to get all jazzed to lay in the sun with Richie Sambora? Lastly, she made Undercover Brother eat mayonnaise…

    …mayonnaise…

    I rest my case.

  48. acatnamedfrank

    I don’t think that’s blow. I think she just realized she had some dried jizz on her upper lip and she’s chipping it off.

  49. Amy

    sunscreen would actually be a good explanation, so why would she say it was lip balm? it clearly isnt

  50. Spindoc

    #10 PunjabPete

    LOL!!!!! Perfect!!!

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