Denise Richards should tan some more

June 4th, 2009 // 57 Comments

Here’s Denise Richards out and about in New York where she appeared on The Early Show this morning, and I’m pretty sure I have Stage 4 skin cancer just looking at her. Seriously, I found a raised mole big enough to land helicopters on. In fact, here comes a news chopper now. Dammit, Denise…

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Comments (57)

  1. Awesome-O | June 4, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    She looked much better when pale. Not all white women should tan.

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  2. kelly | June 4, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Omg, can someone please tell me why people do that?? Being pale looks so much better than that

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  3. kelly | June 4, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    and people with blonde hair and that eye color look soo much better pale

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  4. Ralphy boy | June 4, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    She’s got Manson eyes

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  5. ROUGH daddy | June 4, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    Im no “playa hater”, but her stock went down since she got tag by charlie! never recovered…

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  6. Lisa | June 4, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    She is beautiful. But how in the world can someone look like that after having two kids. I mean I know she has a trainer/cook/good genes but still….. she looks better than some 20 year olds

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  7. Dread not | June 4, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    It’s like Denise and Halle Berry both made a wish at the same from the Monkey Paw. Halle’s turning white and Denise is turning black! Were her lips always that big? They’re almost the same color! Hey, Halle! Look! It’s your sister from another mister!

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  8. Kelley | June 4, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    … and quit with the lip collagen and fake eyelashes.

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  9. Mr. Jones | June 4, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    1rst Pic: She should just leer at people through their bedroom windows, in the middle of the night, with a flashlight under her face.

    Seriously, is she a missing Olsen Twin?

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  10. ILBT | June 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    SGBT (skinny girl big tits)!

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  11. FACE | June 4, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    She is worthless but I would crush it with some serious Louisiana black snake

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  12. Mattel | June 4, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    She looks like Barbie.

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  13. Deacon Jones | June 4, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    God, that Jew in the pictures next to her is hideous. What else is new?

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  14. Funeral Guy | June 4, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Not a big fan of that shade of orange, but I’m kinda diggin’ that big haired whorey cocktail waitress look. I’d do her big time.

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  15. Meream | June 4, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Yikes! This is scary. She looks so much better pale.

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  16. daryl | June 4, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    i think she’s pretty

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  17. therusskie | June 4, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Fish, its spray on tanner. You don’t get skin cancer from that. You only get to look like shit. There was an episode on her shit show once where she was getting this bs thing done to her body.

    Too bad that her Bond times are over. I still think she’s a pretty girl, but definately lost on her own insanity and dispair. Sad.

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  18. Superbiggerevil | June 4, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Am I seeing things, or is this skag morphing into a low rent version of Farah Fawcett?

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  19. truth | June 4, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Stop the criticism. She is beautiful. You seem to be jealous because you know you will never look that good and never have. She could have done much better than that pig, Charlie Sheen.

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  20. BIG TITTIED FREAK | June 4, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    All you need to look like that is hair extensions a spray tan, #3 MAC eyelashes and an evil soul that will do anything to hang on to the November of their careers.

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  21. RichPort's Ghost | June 4, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    That’s such a lovely shade of spackle…

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  22. Just_As_it_IS | June 4, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    She USED to be beautiful. Now she can choke you with that mean look any time you piss her off! If she’s in a good mood in these pics, now imagine when she’s mad!

    And tanned that way, I mean she looks like she just escaped from the wax museum.

    @17 – I didn’t think there was someone actually reading the superficial’s captions.

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  23. Jayger | June 4, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    Ten more years: Janice Dickinson

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  24. pjamarama | June 4, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    I agree with #19 she is beautiful. But does she really need to be orange. But then if I had to chose to be hot and orange or not hot I think I’d have to be orange…

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  25. joe | June 4, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    I like her! Why? Today on Howard Stern, she said she:

    1. Swallows

    2. Is a three input woman.

    Now, that truly adds to her WOW factor.

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  26. Tim | June 4, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    Nice triangle thong in pic #11 covering her cute tight muff.

    I’d willing to bet she’s a great fuck

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  27. havoc | June 4, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Damn, look at her eyes.

    She’s tweaked to the fucking gills…..

    .

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  28. Parker | June 4, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    aaaaahhhhhh my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!! oh grest nnow I;m blind. thanls a log..i cant tough typer tosave my lige.

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  29. ihji96 | June 4, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    She reminds me of this Barbie doll I had as child. I actually like her hair and her eyes are beautiful, but she needs to back away from the bronzer.

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  30. NICKO | June 4, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    LOL the hidi Jew next to her, thats funny @Deacon Jones <—Twitter reference

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  31. Deacon Jones | June 4, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    @25
    Absolutely Joe, she just went up 4 notches on my *BOING!* factor.

    Pic 1 makes me wish I could come home from work, hit a button on my remote, and have her head spring out of some hidden compartment and immediately begin blowing me.

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  32. jzhz | June 4, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    That weave is far more disturbing than her overtanned skin.

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  33. Sport | June 4, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    i dont think its a tan it looks like the makeup is caked on. Either way….EWWWWW.

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  34. Lale | June 4, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    You’re funny. We’ll all be lucky if that cancerous tan’s the only contagion she’s sporting.

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  35. merlin007 | June 4, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    the future’s bright for denise richards… just saw a clip of Mommy XXX on crackle.com and if she can raise her kids to be normal, so can denise.

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  36. Bobaloo | June 4, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    34, when did cancer become contagious?

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  37. The Rake | June 4, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Incredibly natural beauty. Whats the issue? And from what I gather, she’s highly intelligent to go with such a tan.
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

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  38. binks | June 4, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    Always thought she was ugly…now even more so….(puke)…

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  39. native new yorker | June 4, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Is that Vanessa Williams?

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  40. Mr. Semprini | June 4, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    Wow, Hose & Spray Barbie.

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  41. kity_kat | June 4, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    Jeez! Her skin is almost the same colour as her hair!

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  42. therusskie | June 4, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    @22: oh hell yes! Its so fucking funny! Sometimes its so so, but sometimes I’m in tears over it. Seriously.

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  43. gerard vandenberg | June 5, 2009 at 12:08 am

    this “DESPERATE HOUSEWIVE” scares me, folks!!

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  44. Fati | June 5, 2009 at 2:08 am

    Charlie Sheen’s got a family and twins, she’s got a tan. I mean she has to keep up somehow, right?

    Hahaha, I crack myself up.

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  45. Court Mart | June 5, 2009 at 2:19 am

    Just when I thought the Lowlife couldn’t get any worse…

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  46. Court Mart | June 5, 2009 at 2:19 am

    Just when I thought the Lowlife couldn’t get any worse…

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  47. Lauren | June 5, 2009 at 3:11 am

    someone should tell her she needs another layer of concealer for that mustached she has

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  48. mikeock | June 5, 2009 at 6:17 am

    She looks like the kind of woman who would superglue your penis to your thigh without a second thought.

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  50. Leila | June 5, 2009 at 7:13 am

    She looks like……AUBREY O DAY!!!!

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