Denise Richards did some professional bikini modeling today while vacationing in Hawaii. She also ended the Battle of the MILF’s, because Heather Locklear just got PWNED! Of course, the real loser here is Richie Sambora. Who no doubt saw both of his former loves then drank himself stupid and drove the kids through Disney World. No, I’m serious, he went right fucking through it. There’s a hole in Space Mountain and Tinkerbell’s probably not gonna make it. Which sucks because now who will give me a boner on my visit? Daisy Duck? Pftt. Right. *looks down* Okay, maybe.
Photos: INFdaily.com
gravity: 1
her face: 0
Her neck is gross
To women who commented on her surfing pics about how she’s not “in shape for a magazine:” I just saw her on the cover of one of those stupid magazines women get when they’re trying to lose 20lbs. in 3 days.
So she looks good for a chick who’s had kids. Keith Richards looks good for a mummified corpse. What’s your point?
wish a shark would frikken eat this wizened old freak …
She is extraordinarily hot!
People are bitchy and delusional here if they think this girl is anything other than smoking hot.
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she looks hot!
she looks hot!
FINALLY! Her ass grew into her titties! Sodomy all around!
#37
Married Old Hole: Ahem. You ignorant fucking cunt, I’m fucking your husband right now. He’s crying into the pillow and yelling “HARDER, my wife’s a fat slobby social worker who just doesn’t understand me”
Take your ridiculous view of your life, and drive it to the smoking hole of….wait, I mean YOU are a smoking hole. A smoking hole of stupid.
ps. Yes, round is a shape.
#32, too bad the hot 19 year olds are repulsed by fat, paunchy balding old dudes like yourself. Your saggy old man balls and wrinkled, puckered ass really aren’t sexy, so please stick with your fat wife and leave the young chicks alone! Look in the mirror, old dudes- you’re not any hotter than women your age!!!
The superficial writer is racist! She’s in the same shape as Scary Spice, but for some reason he thought Scary is ugly and this one is hot.
Actually, Scary Spice is hotter than this chick, and he still called her ugly and this one hot
Mmm, no. She’s fit and looks good but she’s too thick for my liking… not very “slim”
Nice
I saw some of her sexy photos on ” M I L L I O N A I R E L O V E R.C O M ” where the rich & celebrity gather! Is she alone?
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MAN- OH- MAN!! WHAT A BODY!!!!
*sniff* I miss her boobs. Remember “Wild Things”? Oh God– *sobs* WHY THEM, GOD?!!! WHY?!?! Why not me? I’m all flesh and blood *sniff* with a really really good looking and big penis!!! *sigh*
She is a MILF! Who cares if she is 30+ she still looks good.
YEP, this still looks HORNY, true!!
Right – this is what white women should look like. SHe is hot and I would eat her asshole completely out while she farted.
I can’t judge whether or not she’s hot because there’s no posterior shot. But her tummy tuck looks great.
Oh yeah! A woman with strong meaty thighs! I’d let her wrap them around me and squeeze me to death. I’d die happy.
I’d rather be nestled between thighs like that then bony ones that would be liable to stab me to death. Death by suffocation much preferrable to death my repeated stabbings and bleed-out.
HAYYYY MAMACITA. ESTA RE BUENA IN ENGLISH MMMMM BABY IS BEATIFULL
oh yeah….I liked her in that movie she was in…or maybe that wasn’t her but I am sure she does something well,maybe she’s good with those lips(blow jobs are the path to success)
^^^when you have no talent
I think we would all be pretty stoked if our 37 year old wife looked anything like this.
Are u kidding me? She is gorgeous, and she looks younger than her real age.
Are u kidding me? She is gorgeous, and she looks younger than her real age.