Denise Richards did some professional bikini modeling today while vacationing in Hawaii. She also ended the Battle of the MILF’s, because Heather Locklear just got PWNED! Of course, the real loser here is Richie Sambora. Who no doubt saw both of his former loves then drank himself stupid and drove the kids through Disney World. No, I’m serious, he went right fucking through it. There’s a hole in Space Mountain and Tinkerbell’s probably not gonna make it. Which sucks because now who will give me a boner on my visit? Daisy Duck? Pftt. Right. *looks down* Okay, maybe.
Photos: INFdaily.com
D | April 25, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Yeah, still can’t past the fact that she was pleasured by Charlie Sheen…something is just plain wrong with that.
I hate you | April 25, 2008 at 5:14 pm
First.
Stop obsessing over this bitch.
Buck P. Stone | April 25, 2008 at 5:16 pm
She looks WAYYYYYYY better here than on those surfboard pics. What gives???
ph7 | April 25, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Old. Not interested.
Under 30 please. No one wants a woman over 30, unless they can cook and clean and leave them alone while they chase attractive women, and by that I mean not dried and used up.
roastbeef | April 25, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Why does she always look like she’s frowning??
Auntie Kryst | April 25, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Fish save these pictures, and those of Heather Locklear in case you ever get that fucked up urge to post Janice Dickenson in the So Freaking Hot section, thank you..
Rut Roh | April 25, 2008 at 5:20 pm
That’s a hot lady.
Mitch Comstein | April 25, 2008 at 5:20 pm
She is friggin’ hot.
20-20 vision | April 25, 2008 at 5:21 pm
How does an old chick with fat thighs pwn an old chick with a droopy butt? They both look better in brief panties. That says it all.
kingofbeer | April 25, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I love her!
Oprah's Gorilla Butthole fucking ph7's mom while 20-20's mom sucks Oprah's balls | April 25, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Y’know, none of us here like celebutards that much, but ya gotta hate heather locklear for fucking (and marrying) anything with an agent. To say her pussy has been all used up by rock stars is like saying the ocean is a bit wet (but not her pussy…it’s dry as a bone).
dude | April 25, 2008 at 5:26 pm
damn…she is just fuckin perfect
shanipie | April 25, 2008 at 5:31 pm
She’s old and thick….so sad, its like the years really crept up on her.
ph7 | April 25, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Thank you for not including a profile shot with that stomach paunch or a shot of her sloppy butt.
monkeyfightclub | April 25, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Id like to do her from behind while she’s holding on to her walker.
S. Freud | April 25, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Ahhhh, very clever lure, Mr. Fish – positive comments reveal mommy fixations.
Over 40 Hottie | April 25, 2008 at 5:43 pm
It’s great to see hot chicks over 30! I get a kick out of having hotter bodies then a lot of the younger chicks!
Homeless Man | April 25, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Again with the lean meat. Damnit I need something thicker to sink my tooth into
coffeebean | April 25, 2008 at 5:45 pm
She is really sad to hear that Wesley Snipes is going to prison, however, she is happy to know that it is for the best. He will be better off with his own people for a while.
Lee | April 25, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Even though Heather is older, i still think her body is better than Richards’. Not as thick and a bit more muscle on it… just my opinion, but you know.
ph7 | April 25, 2008 at 5:50 pm
#17 is in serious denial.
Jackson | April 25, 2008 at 5:50 pm
#13
She is definitely not thick! She is fit and hot! You want to see major thick/fat then go look at Kim Kardaskank lol!
H2O | April 25, 2008 at 5:53 pm
#21
I disagree. The people that post comments that Kim Kardashian is not fat are in denial for sure!
Rick | April 25, 2008 at 6:11 pm
I’d put my head between those flabby thick thighs! But mostly to avoid looking at that harsh bitter old lady face.
Kelsi | April 25, 2008 at 6:18 pm
WHAT?! Heather Locklear is way hotter!!!!
Kelsi | April 25, 2008 at 6:18 pm
WHAT?! Heather Locklear is way hotter!!!!
trent | April 25, 2008 at 6:23 pm
what happened to her tits?
T | April 25, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Thanks! Now I have to go to the gym tonight and work out for 4 hours.
She’s awesome!
T | April 25, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Thanks! Now I have to go to the gym tonight and work out for 4 hours.
She’s awesome!
fygu | April 25, 2008 at 6:25 pm
These pics are better than the surfboard ones. She looks good here.
dew | April 25, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Ha ha, yeah right, Denise is ALWAYS hot:
http://icydk.com/2008/04/24/denise-richards-surfing-while-filming-her-reality-show-in-hawaii-wednesday/
ROFL!
Guy | April 25, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I know, I know, this is what a real woman looks like, if I didn’t spend all my time jerking off in front of a computer screen I’d know that, blah blah blah.
Here’s the truth: this is about as hot as an older chick can look, and her husband would still want to fuck the 19-year-old nanny. Desperately.
Mike | April 25, 2008 at 6:32 pm
When you want to post pics of has been’s/left because of a whore, at least put some camel toe in there, hell a truck’s been through it, the tunnel is gaping.
Gia | April 25, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Her character sucks because she started dating her friend Heather Locklear’s husband Richie. There are so many men out there and she has to hook up with her friends husband; what a bitch. Heather is definitely hotter!
RENEE | April 25, 2008 at 6:43 pm
I disagree; considering her age, I think Heather looks better. And Heather looked a hell of a lot better at Denise’s age, so by the time Denise is Heather’s age she won’t be looking so hot….hhmmm, that was a bit confusing, wasn’t it…sorry for the whole use your brain cells thing…
Cherry | April 25, 2008 at 6:45 pm
#32, Wow i’m 20 and I take offence to that. Do you honestly think us younger girls want to have anything to do with a guy who thinks we have some kind of in-built expiry date?
Middle Aged Married Hottie | April 25, 2008 at 6:54 pm
All guys want to screw hot young chicks. My husband looks at porn and they are all in their 20s. But he would never cheat because I broke his cherry and he is not the type. If my husband screwed a lot of chicks before we got married then the probability of him cheating are high. But I work with young, middle aged, and old guys that check me out and look like they want to do me and it makes me feel good because I take great efforts in staying in shape. I still turn heads!
I’ve learned that it does not matter how old a female is because men will stare at any hot body young or middle aged!
Mike | April 25, 2008 at 7:27 pm
But they don’t mention that they have T O P A Y F O R T H E D I S S E R V I C E at getfuckedintheassbymonkeyswithmadcowdotcom either
- | April 25, 2008 at 7:34 pm
37-save the drivel for someone who gives a shit.
Denise looks way better here than the surfboard pics. Surprisingly her breasts look pretty good after getting her implants removed….still a douche for stabbing a friend in her back.
kdw | April 25, 2008 at 7:35 pm
to ph7: like you can be picky. come on now!!
betterthanyou | April 25, 2008 at 7:42 pm
I hit it.
betterthanyou | April 25, 2008 at 7:42 pm
I hit it.
Spazz | April 25, 2008 at 7:52 pm
she looks great for a mother, wow. Get real people.
danyele | April 25, 2008 at 8:09 pm
no frickin way…….heather is 1000 times hotter! denise is gross and has cellulite!
dudette | April 25, 2008 at 8:17 pm
37, did you conduct research on that or is that just your fucked up opinion, like how you think guys want to do you?
gotmilk? | April 25, 2008 at 8:19 pm
My bulldog has a cuter face than this bitch.
Nice cross, homewrecking whore.
Oldmanriver | April 25, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Is there a 60 year old chubby chaser running this site. Sure she looks good for an old lady, I’d love to be with a woman that looks like that when I’m 50, but she still looks like an old lady with no career and there are tons of hot young up and comming starlets out there. At least it’s not Kardashian.
will | April 25, 2008 at 8:48 pm
She is a fatty and needs to keep her clothes on. From the waist up she looks fine, but god those hips and thighs…..DON’T HAVE KIDS!
Sheva | April 25, 2008 at 9:09 pm
I have a strict rule that I don’t hang with chicks who have bigger thighs than mine. And since I don’t run like I used to, the muscle mass is smaller.
So fuck off Denise you rank bitch. I am a friend of Heather who btw, has better thighs and not a slutty attitude to boot.
Oh and she has never fucked Charlie Sheen or complained about his porn/hooker affiliations.
Go run a marathon bitch, then come talk to me.
Mr V | April 25, 2008 at 9:45 pm
To all the posters complaining about her “thickness”, I strongly suggest you hold judgement until you see her in real life. Denise has very good proportions so it’s really difficult to tell just how bad her thickness is. I’d be willing to bet you’d be surprised that she’s really quite normal in IRL and those “thunder thighs” don’t have as much thunder as you think.
I speak as someone who has never liked her because of the person she seems to be, rather than any physical assets. That said, she still has those beautiful blue eyes.