Here’s a clip of Denise Richards singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” at a Chicago Cubs game Friday night. Then again, it’s not so much singing as 9/11 coming out of her mouth and crashing into our nation’s pastime. — It’s lines like that that separate ordinarly people like Bob Costas and heroes like myself. Read: They’re hireable.
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Dope Fish | May 4, 2009 at 11:01 am
That doesn’t even compare to the Ozzy Osbourne rendition.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdwOoinuJi0&fmt=18
It's Me Fuckers | May 4, 2009 at 11:02 am
fuck I can’t stand this woman.
Frank Rizzo | May 4, 2009 at 11:03 am
Remember when Roseanne sang the National Anthem? That was wayyyyy worse.
Dope Fish | May 4, 2009 at 11:04 am
That doesn’t even compare to the Ozzy Osbourne rendition.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdwOoinuJi0&fmt=18
Sportsdvl | May 4, 2009 at 11:05 am
Well, she can’t act and now we know she can’t sing. Looks like her only “talent” was getting Charlie Sheen to nail her so she can collect like $40,000/month from him in child support.
Kathleen | May 4, 2009 at 11:15 am
She’s just screaming into the mike. What an idiot
Meream | May 4, 2009 at 11:17 am
This is funny. Hahaha.
EG | May 4, 2009 at 11:18 am
No you’re the idiot. It’s MIC, ya know short for MICROPHONE.
Ruth | May 4, 2009 at 11:21 am
“Past time?”
Really?
Pilatunes | May 4, 2009 at 11:23 am
Someone who should NEVER have been a celebrity who just can’t grasp the fact that everyone else but her has figured it out.
Io | May 4, 2009 at 11:27 am
Oh…..my…..GOD
Objection sustained | May 4, 2009 at 11:28 am
Owwwwww. Not a single note on key.
Ruth | May 4, 2009 at 11:39 am
That was a quick fix… much better.
cutesy | May 4, 2009 at 11:43 am
Oh.My.GoD
please ban this woman from television… FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not Going Green | May 4, 2009 at 11:48 am
I have NO sympathy for any human or voter of this state.
A well deserved prospectus of downtrodden debauchery.
Krassy McKrass | May 4, 2009 at 11:48 am
I do hope she can do better things with her throat and mouth.
vito | May 4, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Fish, I’m gonna sue yer ass…my ears are bleeding!
OK, maybe I won’t sue you, but now you owe me…BIGTIME!
v | May 4, 2009 at 2:17 pm
OMG she sounds worse than those cats at night.
Superbiggerevil | May 4, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Wow……..
Not exactly Roseanne Barr fucked up, but fucked up just the same. Can’t believe this shit stain is considered a celebrity just because she had Charlie Sheen spunking down her throat for a couple of years.
that was awesome | May 4, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I would have belted out the words along with her. Come on people, I’m *pretty sure* it was all in good fun and not intended to be sung by a lyrical genius.
AFV | May 4, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Roseanne was and still is a comedian. Her anthem was given with comedic flair. That you’re too stupid to see that says volumes about your taste in music and inability to “get” anything. Dimwit
Turd Ferguson | May 4, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Thank God she tortured Cubs fans with that crap. But then again, they’re Cubs fans, they’re used to failures.
….Bwaaah-ha-ha! ha!….ha
lousie4eva | May 4, 2009 at 3:19 pm
That reminds me of when they let the mentally disabled children do something important to make them feel special…
STINK | May 4, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Yeesh. To shut her up I’d wing a $7 beer at her.
Basketball Jones | May 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm
I’d like to climb her pitcher’s mound!
Malberry | May 4, 2009 at 4:37 pm
ouch
brian t | May 4, 2009 at 5:06 pm
This is your cue to print more pictures of a real baseball fan, isn’t it? I think you know who I mean – the Charmed one with the Touch ..,
Galtacticus | May 4, 2009 at 5:31 pm
My eardrums almost busted! Who is she?
ctti | May 4, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Oh, good Lord. Even William Petersen does this miles better than she does. Gotta love the look on the dude’s face at 00:26. “What the fuck?” would be the correct expression here.
anonymous | May 4, 2009 at 7:18 pm
OMG, my ears are bleeding.
That was PAINFUL!!!!
Dr McNasty | May 4, 2009 at 11:02 pm
I’ve farted better versions of that song.
gerard vandenberg | May 5, 2009 at 12:47 am
As long as there are STUPID & NAIVE americans she has “WORK”, folks!!
friendlyfires | May 5, 2009 at 5:33 am
Denise Richards claims she did it for cancer
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20090504/en_music_eo/122050;_ylt=An7D2K51fXS7VkhG.BjUozBxFb8C
I once opened for Hole at Lollapalooza – thank goodness those were empty plastic water bottles – but I did it to make Courtney Love look good, which is virtually the same thing as what Denise did, so I’m down with that, and hey, I got a free Slurpy from Courtney afterwards and I’m not talking frozen iced beverages, but i could be.
boogermeister | May 7, 2009 at 4:05 pm
I like the way she holds the microphone