Denise Richards ruins baseball. Forever.

By: The Superficial / May 4, 2009

Here’s a clip of Denise Richards singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” at a Chicago Cubs game Friday night. Then again, it’s not so much singing as 9/11 coming out of her mouth and crashing into our nation’s pastime. — It’s lines like that that separate ordinarly people like Bob Costas and heroes like myself. Read: They’re hireable.