Denise Richards performs at Pussycat Dolls Lounge

June 12th, 2006 // 149 Comments

Here’s Denise Richards showing up for her performance at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge last Friday. So when legitimate businesses ask a celebrity to dress like a prostitute and dance around on stage it’s okay, but when I do it I get arrested and ordered by a judge to stay 100 yards away? I’ll never understand these crazy American customs. Next thing you know they’ll make it illegal to stand outside a stranger’s bedroom and occasionally steal their panties when they’re not at home.


  1. mobilus

    Catfight! Rrrrwww!!

    (Well, there will be eventually, it’s her destiny.)

  2. Eye Candy

    What is wrong with her face. She looks like i cant really explain it. Well i dont like her shes evil pure evil.


    She looks ridiculous. Her dark eye makeup with that bright red lipstick makes her look like an old hag.

  4. Flabby

    She looks a little bit like Kathleen Turner

  5. Jacq

    Judging from her appearance, Charlie violated his restraining order.

  6. Jacq

    #4 – I agree, if you mean that as in Kathleen Turner also looks like a man. Nice transvestite make-up.

  7. griffmills

    Who is that ugly skank next to her??
    She makes Denise look hot

  8. megz26

    It’s like a crack whore flashback from the 80′s

  9. chanel_bear

    charlie sheen is looking better and better as the primary caregiver for thier children…

  10. Aimtrue

    So she overdid the make-up for some campy night club act- just scrap it off- look at that body- She really pushed out two pumpkins? Nice

  11. pinky_nip

    What a classless slut. Sheen’s parents can’t see these kids, but mommy’s running around like an utter whore.

    BTW Denise, you’re not 20 anymore you aging skank.

  12. pinky_nip

    P.S. Are ’80′s driving gloves sexy? I never knew.

  13. Proteon

    At least being suddenly single hasn’t thrown her into a spin about all those years she missed being hot and yung. Yeah yung you pigs.

  14. hendero

    What “performance” was Denise Richards giving? I’m not aware she’s a singer, or a comedienne, or a juggler. About the only performance she’s famous for is making out with Neve Campbell. Judging by the make-up I’m guessing she was a clown for the night.

  15. billabong021

    the one in the white dress looks like a girlyboy

  16. Jacq

    If Donna Karan and Heidi Fliess had a child, it would look like the lady in white.

  17. Shelley Bonnechance

    That white dress is the most vile thing I’ve ever seen. Looks like it was made out of a shower curtain with a bodice tie borrowed from someone’s laundry bag.

  18. Iambananas

    She looks like a witch-hag. And I kind of like her. Girlfriend needs a makeover.

  19. Iambananas

    Was the point there to look like a prostitute? Theres a difference between sexy and trashy. She crossed that line.

  20. Zswan

    Love the diamond cross, really goes well with hooker outfit

    /sarcasm off

  21. HollyJ

    She has the potential to be a very attractive woman. Too bad she went so far overboard trying to prove she’s young and sexy. Sheesh

  22. jane's eyre

    Who’s the man with the boobs standing next to her?

  23. JasIsEvil

    The hag in the white dress is Robin Antin, creator of the Pussycat Dolls. She’s also the older sister of Jonathan Antin, the hairdresser with the penchant for crying on his show, ‘Blow Out’.

  24. jane's eyre

    I think her hair could stand to be a bit more poufy. I don’t think the maximum pouffage has been achieved yet. If you’re going to do something, do it all the way.

  25. Icognito79

    Hmm..i miss her nonchalant side ponytail.

  26. Captain Awesome

    Why is Tommy Lee Jones standing next to that Real Doll?

  27. RichPort

    I’m with 22: who’s the guy next to her and why is he holding a dildo?

  28. jane's eyre

    “Yeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwww! Hoooooooooo doggy!”

  29. TaiTai

    This is destined to be Exhibit A in the custody hearings.

  30. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    My Gramma was right, you can screw your way to the top. All the way to the top of the famous stripper chain. It’s a long way down from here…

  31. pinky_nip

    That’s one cat I wouldn’t mind seeing get tied up in a running engine.

  32. Iambananas

    Lol, I didn’t even notice the cross. Is she seriously going to look like that then claim to be a good person?

    I’m beginning to take Heather Locker’s side, here. I mean, I was all “Go Deniece” when she got that (old, but a little) hot rocker an Heather got… well… David Spade. But now… I’m thinking:

    -Denise’s stole Richie away.
    -She broke a friendship’s trust
    -and shes a ho and a half.

  33. Three years ago, this would have given her some sort of cache when being a Pussycat Doll was still somewhat exclusive. She’s a little late to this game. The Pussycat Dolls are franchising themselves all over the place, like they’re the McDonald’s of girlie dance revues. (Insert witty comparison of Denise Richards to Filet O Fish sandwich here)

  34. Geno

    #33: Filet O Fish..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
    I’d take a Filet O Fish over the dark haired woman. And supersize it please.

  35. GeorgiaTornado

    What’s up with those veins in her forehead?

  36. PelvicBoogie

    WTF? Does she have a cafeteria style punch card of all the crap Charlie Sheen did, and she’s just playing catchup? What happens when the she fills a ticket? Does she get a free lapdance and consolation prize, since she doesn’t qualify for the continental breakfast and blowjob?

  37. tsarinaamanda

    What a bitch, she needs to realize that she’s basically a nobody, her looks are fading with every minute that passes, and soon enough karma is gonna come back and bite her for this shit she’s pulling. And her eyebrows have ALWAYS creeped me out, they look like huge, nasty caterpillars. Pluck those things, dammit!

  38. superstar26

    What is with the driving gloves? Not even David Hasselhoff wears them anymore.

  39. TaiTai

    Poor kids. Their choice is Charlie Sheen, the prostitute and drug loving parent; or Denise Richards, the prostitute/husband stealing parent. Great choices. Almost as good as Sean Preston’s choices. At least the Sheens are not “country.”

  40. TaiTai

    Is she showing off her Caesarean scars?

  41. superstar26

    Her name was Lola…she was a showgirl.. Didn’t they name their child after a fellow prostitute??

  42. pinky_nip

    The kids thought daddy was back when they saw Denise in this outfit.

    They mistook her for “aunt” cherrie who would visit when mommy was gone.

  43. Grphdesi23

    Yep, that picture looks about right….

  44. Chrystal03

    Now all Denise needs is a tricycle and a toot horn…

  45. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    If she walked into my professional office of political writing and white collar business conducting dressed like that, I would hire her on the spot. Then I’d put her in a big cake and tell her to jump out on my birthday, which is about six months from now, FYI. I would pay her in bananas.

  46. andrewthezeppo

    She’s one of those women who looked like a hot 30 year old when she was 20…so now that she is 30 she just looks like a skank.

  47. superstar26

    bananas! LOL

  48. dominocat

    I suppose “she looks like a hooker” has been done?


  49. Chicagoboy

    Introducing the new “Crack Whore Barbie!”

  50. Chicagoboy

    Brett Michaels called, he wants his 80′s hairstyle back.

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