Denise Richards keeps wearing bikinis

Denise Richards continued her shirt-free vacation in Hawaii yesterday, and let her kids play with a parrot that will most likely spend its remaining days regaling tourists with “Charlie Sheen’s an asshole! SQUAWK!” Actually, that’s not fair. There’s a 50/50 chance it might say “Liked her better with implants. SQUAWK!” Me too, Polly. Me too. — SQUAWK!