Charlie Sheen’s hookering around has finally scared Denise Richards into visiting a medical facility for some testing:
A terrified Denise Richards has secretly taken an AIDS test because she’s convinced that her soon-to-be-ex-husband Charlie had been cheating on her with hookers throughout their attempted reconciliation.
What’s shocking to me isn’t her concern for having AIDS, but her apparent lack of concern for all the other diseases she probably has. I doubt there are streets that have seen as many hookers as Charlie Sheen. He’s likely the largest collection of venereal diseases in the country. He’s the Ellis Island of STD’s, his penis standing at the gates, proudly welcoming one and all. At its base is the small inscription: Give me your syphilis, your gonorrhea, your huddled masses of small, itchy bumps. The wretched refuse of whatever that is on your inner thigh. As long as I’m paying for it, I’ll take all I can get. And you’d wonder how he could fit it all, but damn that man has a wide crotch.
bigfatmomma | February 8, 2006 at 5:23 am
amazing. this is my favorite post yet
rivercmb | February 8, 2006 at 6:06 am
Hookers are harder to quit than cigarettes.
You can’t fault old Charlie though, it’s just his god given nature, like seeing a Baldwin get drunk and slap a woman.
lcheney2001 | February 8, 2006 at 7:58 am
rolls eyes
CheekyChops | February 8, 2006 at 8:13 am
Didn’t Charlie once marry one of Heidi Flies hookers? I think they said she was a model but by model they meant skany ho.
CheekyChops | February 8, 2006 at 8:15 am
*skanky coke ho, I meant.
jennyjenjen | February 8, 2006 at 9:06 am
This is a great post. How needy and pathetic must Denise Rchards be? Why would she even have spoken to Charlie Sheen let alone felt it was a good idea to date, marry and have unprotected sex with him, therby birthing his children. The man is seriously ill. He has serious femal issues. And by female issues I don’t mean PMS.
Miss_Marple | February 8, 2006 at 9:10 am
“Give me your syphilis, your gonorrhea, your huddled masses of small, itchy bumps. The wretched refuse of whatever that is on your inner thigh. As long as I’m paying for it, I’ll take all I can get.”
This is so funny… OMG!
Sheva | February 8, 2006 at 9:40 am
It’s all overblown. Charlie has the finest taste in hookers the world over and has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars for the top shelf bitches.
Denise is a over the hill Hollywood whore trying to get attention.
Whatever she got, she got from someone other than Charlie.
LaydeeBug | February 8, 2006 at 10:20 am
Well, I’ve never been a fan of Denise Richards but if I have to judge (and I must, I must) I would say she is a skanky ho as well and they were meant for each other. Ho, Ho, Ho, blo, blo, blo.
ESQ | February 8, 2006 at 10:21 am
NOW she finally makes this a major priority in her life? Or is she jealous that no one writes anything about her anymore.
Sara=hater | February 8, 2006 at 11:15 am
10. – Oh please, like she did this for PR? That’s the stupidest comment I’ve read yet.
ANYWAYS. I think this is more sad then anything…and sad in the real sense of the word…like someone she loved and made babies with turned on her and possibly gave her something.
Love how everyone calls every female on here a skank regardless of their past.
LaydeeBug | February 8, 2006 at 12:14 pm
Wait a minute…..Does Charlie Sheen have HIV or something? Did I miss the memo….?
SMF121490 | February 8, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Although I like Denise Richards, she knew all about Charlie Sheen before she started dating him. What did she expect? Did she expect that she could change him? Wake up Denise, leopards do not change their spots.
Praz | February 8, 2006 at 1:09 pm
I hate to break it to you #13, but that’s the only reason any woman dates any man. As a friend of mine told me, “Marriage is about doing things that you don’t want to.”
ESQ | February 8, 2006 at 2:04 pm
In response to #11:
I hardly think her news is noteworthy. To me it is a VERY personal and private matter, something I would not want to share to the world.
Perhaps someone like you would enjoy reading news like that about yourself. Someone has to pay attention to you after all.
Jayne | February 8, 2006 at 2:31 pm
#14 I hate to break it to you #13, but that’s the only reason any woman dates any man. As a friend
I must be some insane and disgusting form of a woman, because the thought of wasting my time dating, let alone marrying someone who I don’t trust, appreciate or tolerate doesn’t appeal to me.
Why risk marriage when you CLEARLY know “a woman wants to change you.”
Don’t get hitched, really.
LoneWolf | February 8, 2006 at 2:34 pm
May I use this post to again trot out my favorite Charlie Sheen quote: “I didn’t pay hookers for sex. I paid them to go home afterwards.”
Thank you.
Jessica Rabbit | February 8, 2006 at 2:35 pm
I mean as much as I hate Denise Richards I wouldnt wish AIDS…or the clap on anyone
SMF121490 | February 8, 2006 at 4:04 pm
#14
I have been married for over 13 years. I did not date my husband to change him. I liked him and still like him for who he is. And, I disagree with your friend. That is a real unhealthy and unrealistic attitude.
ohyeah | February 8, 2006 at 4:17 pm
I’m with SMF121490. #14, if your thoughts stay like that, you are destined to die alone with only your 50 cats to mourn you. You must be a man, because only a man that has been burned would say that. Either that, or you’re a sleazy whore of a woman that really thinks that way. If that’s the case, I feel pity for you.
fluku | February 8, 2006 at 6:34 pm
if she does have something im sure chuck will try to convince her she got it from a tractor
nathanking | February 8, 2006 at 7:21 pm
It’s not an “AIDS Test”, it’s an HIV test. AIDS is caused by HIV. Also, ‘AIDS’ doesn’t mean much anymore because people who have HIV can have full-blown AIDS and medical treatment and drugs can reduce viral load to almost nil. HIV cannot be cured. AIDS essentially can in a lot of cases (but, of course, it can always return.)
If you go to get an HIV test, they will almost always test you for the common STD’s going around. In fact, its pretty difficult to JUST get an HIV as the doctor/nurse will strongly urge you to get a full test.
Good for Denise! Everyone should be tested at least once a year for all common STDs if you are sexually active. HIV is not a gay disease and it is certainly not a disease that only ‘sluts’ get. Grow up people.
akahuge | February 8, 2006 at 7:43 pm
Denise is a little too “girl next door” nice. I think charlie was hoping she’d turn into a 2 dollar ho in the bedroom, like he was used to, once they got married.
Sarcastikus | February 8, 2006 at 8:00 pm
So, Charlie is, in terms of potential STDs, a male Paris Hilton? If they got together I wonder if their STDs would cancel each other out, or combine to create the Anti-Christ.
HollyJ | February 8, 2006 at 8:19 pm
@8
“top shelf hooker” is equivalent to “the world’s finest spontaneous human combustion” or “Grade-A testicular elephantitis”
there are just some things that don’t really COME in “top shelf”
Roni | February 8, 2006 at 9:56 pm
It’s sad that Denise has to go through this, I hope everything works out for the better.
It amazes me the jealous people on this board who call her a ho and skank just because she is beautiful and has much more than some of you poster. She hasn’t done anything to be labled a ho or skank.
I believe she just feel in love with him and took the chance and married him. Not to change him, I believe she thought he had already changed. That doesn’t make her a ho or skank, it just makes her human!
I have been married for 21 years. I didn’t marry my husband to change him nor did he marry me for that reason. All you can hope for is that you change together over the years, because everyone does change.
I hope some of you people enjoy your solitude. As for the rest, do you know how pathetic you sound. Your jealously is not only pathetic but very sad!!
slinkhard | February 9, 2006 at 5:53 am
‘She hasn’t done anything to be labled a ho or skank.’
Except be born with a vagina. Some people here have really issues with women. Like Charlie Sheen, to get back on topic!
MagicsandSurfer | February 9, 2006 at 7:22 am
Okay most of you are all idiots, and why are u idiots. BECAUSE you assume that you know either of these people. You ASSUME that because your two bit brain has just intercepted some biased argument about “whatever the hell celebrities do” that makes you judge, jury and executioner. So STOP, take a step back, and try not to judge people who you dont know.
On a side note one of my old high school friends is now Charlies personal assistant. He says that charlie is faithfull to his wife, even though she is a bitch. Like making him drive 5 hours for a stupid baby name book, and not announcing their divorce, which ended up costing him millions. He says the man is at work for 10 hours a day, and just usually wants to play with his kids.
My personal opinon is that Charlie has been getting top shelf pussy for years, but that it get old after a while and what he really wants to do now is have a family, and enjoy some of the finer things in life. I think he just chose some money grubbing over the hill actress. But then again I dont know her.
sqongo | February 9, 2006 at 8:50 am
I love Denise,anyone who is mean to her i will cyber-kill you!!
auggie1doggie | February 9, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Whip out a baby wipe and clean that little critter off before playing with it.
sexydarin | February 9, 2006 at 10:55 pm
Sluts marry other sluts.
slinkhard | February 10, 2006 at 4:17 am
‘He says that charlie is faithfull to his wife, even though she is a bitch.’
What a hero.
TheLusciousDeluxe | February 16, 2006 at 1:39 pm
I like Denise too, and really feel bad for her. I think many women simply want to think highly of a man they love even if he does have a horrible reputation.
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