Denise Richards in a bikini (Without cut-offs!)

July 1st, 2009 // 90 Comments

On the last day of her Maui vacation, Denise Richards finally decided to ditch the cut-off shorts and go for a swim in her bikini. Sure, there’s no way these are candid shots, but that’s like complaining the girl you slept with last night was missing a leg. And heart. And soul. And, fine, it was a blow-up doll, okay? Listen, sometimes you gotta have a few rainy days to enjoy the sunny ones, and I’m going through what you might call a “monsoon season.” Of the penis.

Photos: Splash News

  1. gabe

    not as hot as Gemma Atkinson
    http://ricklegend.com/gemma-atkinson-is-lovely-in-a-bikini/
    or as funny as ricklegend.com

  2. Superbiggerevil

    A little bit nuts up in the attic, but a very doable MILF!

  3. Bald Evil

    I’d hit it, no question about it!

  4. Wynn

    More camel toes!

  5. Rabbit

    Eew, she had ’70s bush. Damn “Trim that shit”!
    [after pulling a very long pube out of my teeth]

  6. dude_on

    There is no doubt that she is doable. The question is who has the stones to fall asleep in the same house with her?

  7. Hilton Hunter

    I can see her clit poking through in that first pic.

  8. I CALL denise A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE

    lol did anyone see the camel toe! lol

  9. AJ

    she must have a hairy bush cause its always showing through

  10. RtSS

    Sweet Jeus, some camel out there is missing a toe, cause I see one. Either that or moose knuckle. Either way, looks mighty tastey. If I had a pair of them lips, I’d be lickin’ em.

  11. J. Stamos

    id plow that from behind with my luvpole in her butthole all the way thru to next week and then some for dinner and have her beggin for dessert.

  12. captain america

    I’ll be honest with you………………………………IT’S OVER WITH HER, folks!!

  13. PIC #1 has camel toe action!

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  15. Sweet Jeus, some camel out there is missing a toe, cause I see one. Either that or moose knuckle. Either way, looks mighty tastey. If I had a pair of them lips, I’d be lickin’ em.

    http://www.Plusfliet.com

  16. FACE

    Truly beautiful woman – too bad she is a worthless beech. I certainly have something for her lips

  17. #33 FOR PRESIDENT

    She is smokin….the White She-Devil (Under Cover Brotha)

  18. dirk

    Did our girl have a titectomy?

  19. Mrs. Martinez

    She has Michael Jackson’s nose.

    Just sayin’…

  20. Mrs. Martinez

    She has Michael Jackson’s nose.

    Just sayin’…

  21. brooke

    I’m surprised at how natural she looks, perfect body!!

  22. She has had kids?! Are you sure, hmm maybe Charlie Sheen actually gave birth to them. That makes more sense.

  23. I’m having serious abs envy. She looks great. And Number40, I disagree.

  24. handyr

    Do I detect camel toe?

  25. Shelbell

    Hey! It’s Brad Pitt in a bikini!

  26. She is still a skank, wearing that bikini and showing body parts I wish I hadn’t looked but obviously I did. What is her purpose? I mean come on, people, she’s a HAS BEEN that has nothing left to offer except to grasp at whatever she can do, to stay in the spotlight. Give it up Denise. I heard McDonald’s was hiring. Now the question is…Do you know how to work a cash registetr? (I doubt it!!)
    What plastic surgeon will you be visiting within the next 5-10 years from now. Maybe you can use the leftover motor oil that Priciilla Presley had put in her face. After all is said and done Denise has no class but is definitela SKANK!!!

  27. She is still a skank, wearing that bikini and showing body parts I wish I hadn’t looked but obviously I did. What is her purpose? I mean come on, people, she’s a HAS BEEN that has nothing left to offer except to grasp at whatever she can do, to stay in the spotlight. Give it up Denise. I heard McDonald’s was hiring. Now the question is…Do you know how to work a cash registetr? (I doubt it!!)
    What plastic surgeon will you be visiting within the next 5-10 years from now. Maybe you can use the leftover motor oil that Priciilla Presley had put in her face. After all is said and done Denise has no class but is definitela SKANK!!!

  28. She is still a skank, wearing that bikini and showing body parts I wish I hadn’t looked but obviously I did. What is her purpose? I mean come on, people, she’s a HAS BEEN that has nothing left to offer except to grasp at whatever she can do, to stay in the spotlight. Give it up Denise. I heard McDonald’s was hiring. Now the question is…Do you know how to work a cash registetr? (I doubt it!!)
    What plastic surgeon will you be visiting within the next 5-10 years from now. Maybe you can use the leftover motor oil that Priciilla Presley had put in her face. After all is said and done Denise has no class but is definitela SKANK!!!

  29. She is still a skank, wearing that bikini and showing body parts I wish I hadn’t looked but obviously I did. What is her purpose? I mean come on, people, she’s a HAS BEEN that has nothing left to offer except to grasp at whatever she can do, to stay in the spotlight. Give it up Denise. I heard McDonald’s was hiring. Now the question is…Do you know how to work a cash registetr? (I doubt it!!)
    What plastic surgeon will you be visiting within the next 5-10 years from now. Maybe you can use the leftover motor oil that Priciilla Presley had put in her face. After all is said and done Denise has no class but is definitela SKANK!!!

  30. Denise has always been a knock out.And she still is drop dead fire hot beautiful.I like her alot.Her show is cheesy but its cool and FUN ….ie shes in it.I love Denise.

    Any man on here talking trash about her is either a bull queer or a frigging lying pw panzy.
    I would swim in a shark tank just to go out with her fine sweet little self.

  31. Denise has always been a knock out.And she still is drop dead fire hot beautiful.I like her alot.Her show is cheesy but its cool and FUN ….ie shes in it.I love Denise.

    Any man on here talking trash about her is either a bull queer or a frigging lying pw panzy.
    I would swim in a shark tank just to go out with her fine sweet little self.

  32. Denise has always been a knock out.And she still is drop dead fire hot beautiful.I like her alot.Her show is cheesy but its cool and FUN ….ie shes in it.I love Denise.

    Any man on here talking trash about her is either a bull queer or a frigging lying pw panzy.
    I would swim in a shark tank just to go out with her fine sweet little self.

  33. *76-79….Janet is your last name by chance RENO ???!!!!!you jealous mean tramp!!!!

    You probably look like Mike Tysons punching bag you hateful hag!!!!

    Denise is showing her CHERRY CHERRY BOOM BOOM like Lady Gaga sings about!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. *76-79….Janet is your last name by chance RENO ???!!!!!you jealous mean tramp!!!!

    You probably look like Mike Tysons punching bag you hateful hag!!!!

    Denise is showing her CHERRY CHERRY BOOM BOOM like Lady Gaga sings about!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. *76-79….Janet is your last name by chance RENO ???!!!!!you jealous mean tramp!!!!

    You probably look like Mike Tysons punching bag you hateful hag!!!!

    Denise is showing her CHERRY CHERRY BOOM BOOM like Lady Gaga sings about!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. Jonas

    Charile Sheen is dumbass…!

  37. kyle1988

    log in ******* KissCougar.com******** , I found many women with SEXY and HOT photos which were PSed to the young men who appreciate sexy ones by someone. …

  38. viddiewell

    Jesus, she’s getting old. I hope some younger skank throws a laptop out of a hotel room and hits an old bag in the head soon, because I can’t keep yanking to this for much longer.

  39. Perfect for those stupid tattoos. Anyone who thinks tattoos are cool should take a good look at just Luuuv Courtney. Tattoos for drug addicted skanks and bisexual pirates are advertising their perversions.

  40. mark
    Commented on this photo:

    What a figure……………astounding!

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