On the last day of her Maui vacation, Denise Richards finally decided to ditch the cut-off shorts and go for a swim in her bikini. Sure, there’s no way these are candid shots, but that’s like complaining the girl you slept with last night was missing a leg. And heart. And soul. And, fine, it was a blow-up doll, okay? Listen, sometimes you gotta have a few rainy days to enjoy the sunny ones, and I’m going through what you might call a “monsoon season.” Of the penis.
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Aman | July 1, 2009 at 2:23 pm
First…………..!!!!
fearsarewishes | July 1, 2009 at 2:24 pm
That’s some eggcelent moose knuckle.
eric | July 1, 2009 at 2:26 pm
She looks pretty good.
Deacon Jones | July 1, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Time to take a seat on the bench Denise and let some of the JV’ers step up.
laney | July 1, 2009 at 2:28 pm
She looks fucking hot.
ph7 | July 1, 2009 at 2:28 pm
nice toe!
mattk | July 1, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I can see her lips!
Hur downsturz leeeeeeepssss!
ROUGH daddy | July 1, 2009 at 2:31 pm
hmmm looking good puff mommy….
bribios | July 1, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Friggin hell she’s looking good. I hope I look like that when I’m her age, and get those operations.
Christina | July 1, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Denise please act more eraticly on your show.
Sure shes a looker but it seems she went one surgery too far on that face.
agP | July 1, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Not bad…but she’s just annoying.
Bernardo | July 1, 2009 at 3:13 pm
It’s me or I see some pussy hair??? more bikini wax
Tad Bit Tipsy | July 1, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Still sooo fine. Got MILF
kingofbeer | July 1, 2009 at 3:18 pm
MILF – I don’t care how annoying she is, I would be her slave :)
ROUGH daddy | July 1, 2009 at 3:24 pm
After what I heard she revealed on Stern, Id put up with any complication…
mondo | July 1, 2009 at 3:24 pm
she looks like brad pitt in #7
Squirrel | July 1, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I see ninja boot in a lot of these pictures
Tom | July 1, 2009 at 3:27 pm
She is sexually provocative.
I’d rape her in a heartbeat.
Daily A-Hole | July 1, 2009 at 3:27 pm
@2: Yeah is that some kind of a piercing, or… Well let’s just hope it’s some kind of a piercing.
HankTheDwarf | July 1, 2009 at 3:30 pm
That’s some major camel toe. Too bad it’s busted up and looser than a 20 year old tube sock from continuous births and fist fuckings.
The Rake | July 1, 2009 at 3:34 pm
I liked her much better with the fake cans, and of course the loss of 10 years in age. Oh well. Still hittable if she absolutely promised to never, ever speak. Everything that comes out of her mouth is gibberish.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
me | July 1, 2009 at 3:48 pm
check her feet in pic 11
eeew
PunkA | July 1, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Wow. I am shocked that Denise Richards just gave me wood. I do miss her fake cans though. She was hotter when she had them. But she is very MILFy in those photos. Wish she would do porn…
Pilatunes | July 1, 2009 at 3:55 pm
She looks great. Really great.
Ryan Seacrest | July 1, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Denise looks hot and I am glad I produce her show for E!. If I weren’t a cocksmoker, I;d try to tag that from behind. At least I’ll get better ratings this year. Cha-ching.
stitrehnomucdluowi | July 1, 2009 at 4:10 pm
MILF. It does a body good.
Tom K | July 1, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Not bad! I see the effects of her ex husband’s toxic dick are wearing off. Or it could just be good plastic surgery.
Champ | July 1, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Not bad at all, never been much of a fan of hers but she does look good here.
LPB | July 1, 2009 at 4:56 pm
I like her body; if it bothers you that she’s “Denise f’ing Richards”, just scroll it up til her head disappears and check it again.
And as to those of you who always bitch about “not enough curves to be a real woman”, you can have Kate G.
AMO | July 1, 2009 at 5:00 pm
She looks great!
phuture98 | July 1, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Damn, that bitch is mega-hot. How the hell does she look so good for her age? Puts millions of 20-something’s to shame. What’s her secret? What surgeries has she had? You really cannot hate on that bod unless you are gay. WOW.
DeviousJinx | July 1, 2009 at 5:16 pm
She looks uncharacteristically decent in these pics, but damn get that bush waxed!
#22 ewwwww is right! TROLL!
mikeock | July 1, 2009 at 5:20 pm
this is for all you fat, sloppy mommies who blame your plywood sized ass on having babies: take a good look at Denise Richards. And don’t give me that
“yeah, if i had her money, I’d have a body like that” nonsense. Walking and pushups are free. Eating well is free. Your fat ass and saggy tits are because you’re lazy and would rather eat your way through a bag of Doritos than do right by your husband/boyfriend.
digger | July 1, 2009 at 5:21 pm
clams on the beach
KK | July 1, 2009 at 5:24 pm
I think I see the little man in the boat !
mandeer | July 1, 2009 at 5:43 pm
she is an old lady with lots of plastic surgery, cant she accept no one wants to bone her anymore..
Rabbit | July 1, 2009 at 5:48 pm
I thought her tits were bigger?
I know she had implants, did she have them removed?
dd | July 1, 2009 at 6:40 pm
She might be batshit crazy, but she’s still smokin hot! Finally a women who hasn’t f’d her body up with tattoos all over.
Funeral Guy | July 1, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I don’t care if this bitch is crazy as a shit house rat. I would fuck this MILF until she bled from the ears.
teachem2think | July 1, 2009 at 7:20 pm
@38 dd
Absolutely right regarding those stupid tattoos. Anybody who thinks tattoos are cool should just take a good look at Courtney Luuuv. Tattoos are for drug addicted skanks and bisexual pirates advertising their perversions. And #33 is also 100% correct.
Rhialto | July 1, 2009 at 7:27 pm
She got still a tight body.
Darth | July 1, 2009 at 7:31 pm
I can’t discover any surgery done.Good genes!
Courtyardpigeon | July 1, 2009 at 7:31 pm
I’d hit that like Ike hit Tina.
Is that a clit ring showing through?
Mr. Class | July 1, 2009 at 7:47 pm
NICE JUICY CUNT!
Taz | July 1, 2009 at 7:48 pm
i would soooo tap that!
Tom K | July 1, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Agreed #38. and #40
Thats how a woman should look! Without trashy tats.
dude | July 1, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Yknow what’d be nice? If she hadn’t let everyone in southern california treat her birth canal (vagina) like a damn tourist attraction. Then she wouldn’t have aged so prematurely.
She may have the surgically altered face of a 40 yr old, but her vagina looks 90. and that’s in dog years.
Galtacticus | July 1, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Isn’t there a cooter in her bikini pants as tight looking as a cashew nut?
Scott | July 1, 2009 at 7:53 pm
“47. dude – July 1, 2009 7:49 PM
Yknow what’d be nice? If she hadn’t let everyone in southern california treat her birth canal (vagina) like a damn tourist attraction. Then she wouldn’t have aged so prematurely.
She may have the surgically altered face of a 40 yr old, but her vagina looks 90. and that’s in dog years.”
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. omg you’re so WITTY!
Fucking moron.
Gando | July 1, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Salty cashew nuts! Yum!