Denise Richards in a bikini (Without cut-offs!)

On the last day of her Maui vacation, Denise Richards finally decided to ditch the cut-off shorts and go for a swim in her bikini. Sure, there’s no way these are candid shots, but that’s like complaining the girl you slept with last night was missing a leg. And heart. And soul. And, fine, it was a blow-up doll, okay? Listen, sometimes you gotta have a few rainy days to enjoy the sunny ones, and I’m going through what you might call a “monsoon season.” Of the penis.

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