Denise Richards in a bikini (Without cut-offs!)

July 1st, 2009 // 90 Comments

On the last day of her Maui vacation, Denise Richards finally decided to ditch the cut-off shorts and go for a swim in her bikini. Sure, there’s no way these are candid shots, but that’s like complaining the girl you slept with last night was missing a leg. And heart. And soul. And, fine, it was a blow-up doll, okay? Listen, sometimes you gotta have a few rainy days to enjoy the sunny ones, and I’m going through what you might call a “monsoon season.” Of the penis.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Aman

    First…………..!!!!

  2. fearsarewishes

    That’s some eggcelent moose knuckle.

  3. eric

    She looks pretty good.

  4. Deacon Jones

    Time to take a seat on the bench Denise and let some of the JV’ers step up.

  5. laney

    She looks fucking hot.

  6. ph7

    nice toe!

  7. mattk

    I can see her lips!

    Hur downsturz leeeeeeepssss!

  8. hmmm looking good puff mommy….

  9. bribios

    Friggin hell she’s looking good. I hope I look like that when I’m her age, and get those operations.

  10. Christina

    Denise please act more eraticly on your show.
    Sure shes a looker but it seems she went one surgery too far on that face.

  11. agP

    Not bad…but she’s just annoying.

  12. Bernardo

    It’s me or I see some pussy hair??? more bikini wax

  13. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Still sooo fine. Got MILF

  14. kingofbeer

    MILF – I don’t care how annoying she is, I would be her slave :)

  15. After what I heard she revealed on Stern, Id put up with any complication…

  16. mondo

    she looks like brad pitt in #7

  17. Squirrel

    I see ninja boot in a lot of these pictures

  18. Tom

    She is sexually provocative.

    I’d rape her in a heartbeat.

  19. @2: Yeah is that some kind of a piercing, or… Well let’s just hope it’s some kind of a piercing.

  20. HankTheDwarf

    That’s some major camel toe. Too bad it’s busted up and looser than a 20 year old tube sock from continuous births and fist fuckings.

  21. I liked her much better with the fake cans, and of course the loss of 10 years in age. Oh well. Still hittable if she absolutely promised to never, ever speak. Everything that comes out of her mouth is gibberish.
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

  22. me

    check her feet in pic 11
    eeew

  23. PunkA

    Wow. I am shocked that Denise Richards just gave me wood. I do miss her fake cans though. She was hotter when she had them. But she is very MILFy in those photos. Wish she would do porn…

  24. Pilatunes

    She looks great. Really great.

  25. Ryan Seacrest

    Denise looks hot and I am glad I produce her show for E!. If I weren’t a cocksmoker, I;d try to tag that from behind. At least I’ll get better ratings this year. Cha-ching.

  26. stitrehnomucdluowi

    MILF. It does a body good.

  27. Tom K

    Not bad! I see the effects of her ex husband’s toxic dick are wearing off. Or it could just be good plastic surgery.

  28. Champ

    Not bad at all, never been much of a fan of hers but she does look good here.

  29. LPB

    I like her body; if it bothers you that she’s “Denise f’ing Richards”, just scroll it up til her head disappears and check it again.

    And as to those of you who always bitch about “not enough curves to be a real woman”, you can have Kate G.

  30. AMO

    She looks great!

  31. phuture98

    Damn, that bitch is mega-hot. How the hell does she look so good for her age? Puts millions of 20-something’s to shame. What’s her secret? What surgeries has she had? You really cannot hate on that bod unless you are gay. WOW.

  32. DeviousJinx

    She looks uncharacteristically decent in these pics, but damn get that bush waxed!

    #22 ewwwww is right! TROLL!

  33. mikeock

    this is for all you fat, sloppy mommies who blame your plywood sized ass on having babies: take a good look at Denise Richards. And don’t give me that
    “yeah, if i had her money, I’d have a body like that” nonsense. Walking and pushups are free. Eating well is free. Your fat ass and saggy tits are because you’re lazy and would rather eat your way through a bag of Doritos than do right by your husband/boyfriend.

  34. digger

    clams on the beach

  35. KK

    I think I see the little man in the boat !

  36. mandeer

    she is an old lady with lots of plastic surgery, cant she accept no one wants to bone her anymore..

  37. Rabbit

    I thought her tits were bigger?
    I know she had implants, did she have them removed?

  38. dd

    She might be batshit crazy, but she’s still smokin hot! Finally a women who hasn’t f’d her body up with tattoos all over.

  39. Funeral Guy

    I don’t care if this bitch is crazy as a shit house rat. I would fuck this MILF until she bled from the ears.

  40. teachem2think

    @38 dd

    Absolutely right regarding those stupid tattoos. Anybody who thinks tattoos are cool should just take a good look at Courtney Luuuv. Tattoos are for drug addicted skanks and bisexual pirates advertising their perversions. And #33 is also 100% correct.

  41. Rhialto

    She got still a tight body.

  42. Darth

    I can’t discover any surgery done.Good genes!

  43. Courtyardpigeon

    I’d hit that like Ike hit Tina.

    Is that a clit ring showing through?

  44. Mr. Class

    NICE JUICY CUNT!

  45. Taz

    i would soooo tap that!

  46. Tom K

    Agreed #38. and #40

    Thats how a woman should look! Without trashy tats.

  47. dude

    Yknow what’d be nice? If she hadn’t let everyone in southern california treat her birth canal (vagina) like a damn tourist attraction. Then she wouldn’t have aged so prematurely.

    She may have the surgically altered face of a 40 yr old, but her vagina looks 90. and that’s in dog years.

  48. Galtacticus

    Isn’t there a cooter in her bikini pants as tight looking as a cashew nut?

  49. Scott

    “47. dude – July 1, 2009 7:49 PM

    Yknow what’d be nice? If she hadn’t let everyone in southern california treat her birth canal (vagina) like a damn tourist attraction. Then she wouldn’t have aged so prematurely.

    She may have the surgically altered face of a 40 yr old, but her vagina looks 90. and that’s in dog years.”

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. omg you’re so WITTY!

    Fucking moron.

  50. Gando

    Salty cashew nuts! Yum!

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