Denise Richards in a bikini

June 22nd, 2009 // 60 Comments

Here’s Denise Richards in Maui with her kids this morning. Anyone else get the feeling her daughters live in perpetual fear of getting doused with hot coffee because mommy can’t focus on the camera and hold a cup at the same time? I’m also pretty sure they’re the only preschoolers who know to pop a Xanax when Denise gets a call on the road. “Aw, shit, it’s her agent. Helmets, everyone!”

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Comments (60)

  1. mikeock01 | June 22, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    Oh yeah – she’s still doable even if she’s as crazy as a crack addict in a dumpster full of rats.

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  2. so, so, ROUGH | June 22, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    Those are granny shorts,,,shell always have a great face to me.

    Since rich ugly guys usually impregnate the pretties women, the kids should always look like their mothers. ex. Charlie Sheen, Elliot Spitzer etc….

    Do personify superficial or what?

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  3. Maggie From Buffalo | June 22, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    Does she ever stop smiling, you can’t be that happy all the time!!!! She’s annoying!

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  4. Mike | June 22, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    Only pic 14 is worthy of note. She’s putting that bitch old woman in her place for wearing bikini bottoms!

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  5. ummmWhat? | June 22, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    are you really going to make fun of Denise Richards when she advertises on your site and pays your bills? I fully expected a “god she’s so hott fapfapfap blah” caption for this. I don’t know whether or not to be impressed…

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  6. amanda | June 22, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    id fuck the shit outta charlie sheen!
    he was a BABE back in the day, hes funny + i bet hes got tons of great stories!!

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  7. amanda | June 22, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    + im a keyboard whore and charilie would never give me a first or second look…

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  8. chi flat irons | June 22, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    nice

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  9. juniper | June 22, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    could her ass be any flatter?

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  10. amanda | June 22, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    @7
    first off you spelled charlie wrong
    and second off i have boobs, he’d look at least once! ;P

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  11. amanda | June 22, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    Id also like to add, i want charlie to bind my boob attach it to the ceiling then click the on button…

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  12. amanda | June 22, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    ceiling fan

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  13. Christina | June 22, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    poor denise. the paps are getting to her, on her show its kind of weird. But understandable, leave the woman alone for gods sake, they just stand there in her face, like complete legal stalkers.
    And she’s got such a good body, i’d love her body and i’m 19…
    got to on to that plastic surgery, get all my fat sucked out!

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  14. amanda | June 22, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    @11/12
    that dosnt sound like fun at all!

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  15. jimmy crack corn | June 22, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    where did her tits go?!

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  16. amanda | June 22, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    @11/12
    that dosnt sound like fun at all!

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  17. amanda | June 22, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    @11/12
    that dosnt sound like fun at all!

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  18. amanda | June 22, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    oops – triple post, sorry!

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  19. Funeral Guy | June 22, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    She’s shit nuts, but I’ve always found her extremely hot. I bet she has a fine pussy and I’d love to bury my boner in it.

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  20. amanda | June 22, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    Because i have trigger fingers during sex id like charlie to hit my little sausage fingers with a hammer…

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  21. amanda | June 22, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    am i a midget now?
    i miss midget status by about 3ft and i dont have sausage fingers
    its nice to know im not the only 1 w/nothing to do on a monday night

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  22. Mama Pinkus | June 22, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    except for the skanky tattoo, she looks great

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  23. mandeer | June 22, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    She is so old… god its gross

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  24. amanda | June 22, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    Unlike my troll im going to the bar even though its a monday night ,,,then im ordering pizza, i got my giant cucumber and the superficial website then ill call it a night…

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  25. amanda | June 22, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    hahahaha
    well doppelganger im takin a shower + goin to bed shortly, i have work in the morning
    have fun at the bar + enjoy the pizza!! :D

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  26. Anexio | June 22, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    Who’s that fat chick in the yellow?

    What an effing pig!

    It’s either preggers or it ate too many Cheetos!

    Try not to eat the surfboard your disgusting sack of ass juice.

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  27. amanda | June 22, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    Btw before the shower i will be humping the cucumber and crush it with my pussy weight…night troll…

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  28. idoancare | June 22, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    C’mon guys, leave amanda alone.Its not her fault she got a crush on lard ass washed up charlie sheen…a girls gotta dream…

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  29. RtSS | June 22, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    I’d tap that every way I could. I’d finish off giving her a dispensed quantity of my protein shake. I’d flip her over and stare at those “Daisy Dukes” as I peeled them off that ass. I’d stare at those ass cheeks of flesh, then I would mount that poopchute and ride it like there was no tomorrow. Yippie-Kai-Yea!!! WoooHooo! She can be my ‘Starship Trooper’ anyday!

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  30. RtSS | June 22, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    Her E! show just reinforces that she really is fairly intellectually challenged. Airhead? Maybe… Denise Richards : It’s complicated! But, she has a true love for her two daughters. So it puts her in the genuine MILF mode, and that would make me want to spread those sweet legs even more. Plus that beautiful smile, with her lips wrapped around my schlong. It’s complicated!

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  31. Ricky | June 22, 2009 at 11:49 pm

    Ricky: knock knock.
    Mr Leahy: (who’s there?)
    Ricky: fuck off and fuck off, that’s who, Leahy.

    honestly, i’ve seen raykuns bigger than those kids. why does denise richards look like my Lucy?

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  32. alll | June 23, 2009 at 1:02 am

    has anybody else noticed she has 2 different knees???

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  33. captain america | June 23, 2009 at 1:27 am

    This is just a very SAD & SICK story, folks.
    IT MUST BE A PUNISHMENT FOPR THOSE KIDS TO HAVE SUCH A MOTHER?

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  34. Dread not | June 23, 2009 at 7:11 am

    Dread not. In the ocean. With his dick. That’s a Clue reference.

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  35. Acti Vision | June 23, 2009 at 7:54 am

    I like that her kids wear little kid bathing suits and actually have baby fat. It reminds me of me. Back in the 90s.

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  36. dizzy | June 23, 2009 at 8:34 am

    kankles. ugh.

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  37. RichPort's Ghost | June 23, 2009 at 10:18 am

    straw hat + sunglasses + in the water = stupid bitch

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  38. the truth | June 23, 2009 at 10:55 am

    that chick in the yellow, look how her ass is saggin. i bet she likes it hard and fast!

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  39. jesus | June 23, 2009 at 10:57 am

    is that one bitch pregnant already? just like her trashy mommy i see.

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  40. silo | June 23, 2009 at 11:26 am

    Hot ankle tat! *thwap thwap thwap*

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  41. Fribble | June 23, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Forget camel-toe, that beech has camel feet! Day-am!!
    Look at those fat, flat, stompers!
    She’s a wine-maker’s wet dream!

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  42. Rhialto | June 23, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Denise Richards in a bikini and her kids in a bathing suit.And nope these aren’t even boys.

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  43. misty | June 23, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    My freakin’ lord! I am soooo glad my picture isn’t on here right now. You guys are relentless! Funny…..but relentless nonetheless.

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  44. jesus | June 23, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    no sheet 41, bitch be havin some hoofs!

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  45. amanda | June 23, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    @28
    hahahaha thanks, hes not fat tho, if anything he could gain a few pounds…

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  46. jojo | June 23, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    cankles

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  47. Shat Wilner | June 24, 2009 at 12:56 am

    Yippee Ki Yay, motherfucker!

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