Denise Richards: I can’t support my children without reality TV – not counting 100G/month I bleed from Charlie Sheen

May 22nd, 2008 // 74 Comments

Denise Richards is doing the best she can to promote her new reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated but not really, I mean, c’mon, I’m Denise Richards. I once ate a button – yesterday. She’s been on Larry King Live, The Today Show and The View (video after the jump) and has resorted to telling people she can’t support her children unless she does the show. Interesting, considering Charlie Sheen pays her $52,000 a month in child support – that cheap bastard! But that’s not all. There’s alimony! Yay, marriage rocks. Page Six has the rundown:

“Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support,” a Sheen insider fumed. “Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can’t?”
In addition to the child support, Richards got $60,000 a month (also tax-free) for two years in alimony – adding up to a whopping $1.44 million. Richards also gets a chunk of Sheen’s hot sitcom, “Two and a Half Men,” which “eventually will net her up to $25 million,” the source said.

In Dr. Christmas Jones’ defense, people don’t know hard it is to live with that kind of money. I mean, everyday you’re faced with the decision to either A.) bathe in a tub full of rare African blood diamonds or B.) hunt man – the most dangerous game of them all. These are tough choices that, Thank God, I don’t ever have to worry about while I’m siphoning gas out of The Geekologie Writer’s car. Ha ha, tastes like apple giraffe. I swallowed a little. JUMANJI!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. dew

    She puts on more makeup the wider her hips and thighs get. Now she’s teasing her hair, ewww!

    I don’t watch Sheen’s show, but I’m guessing it only has a few years left at most, then it’s down to residuals. So she better get as much as she can now while some people still like the show enough to prevent the network from canceling it. Who knows how long it will be before he gets another paying gig after this show’s run. She better save it though, instead of blowing it on drugs and clothes she’s too fat to look good in.

  2. Erica

    I never noticed she had a body like Kim K’s.

  3. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    Why do I find American womens voices so fucking nauseating?? Why do American women whine when they speak? For Gods sake, speak properly – like Europeans.

  4. Sport

    Fuck you aja – fuck you Denise.

  5. Shrinkage

    This means we’ll probably see her in porn soon enough.

  6. Who Cares

    This stupid retarded attention whore is nothing more than a ex-hooker that got lucky when she met Charlie.

  7. RogerBilkins

    See-You-In-Tea.

    (Yeah, that’s right! You saw what I did there!)

  8. So True

    Priciest piece Charlie ever had.

  9. I really like her outfit. Especially the jeans and the vest.

  10. Quinn

    there’s an ad for this show on the top banner already. How much promotion do you have to do in one day

  11. cookie monsta

    I will wish to the end of my days that Whoopi had just got up and smacked this cracked out pathetic old festering skank the fuck right out of her chair and into next week when she was on the view …

  12. isitme?

    This hard-working cunt has finally found a job where she can keep her clothes on! (applauds) And, by the way, she has always had the plan to exploit her kids for financial security, so why is everyone so hard on her? At least she didn’t pop a Richie Jr out, but I’m sure that’s not from lack of trying! I’m just glad that I don’t have to see their gross slutfest in all the tabloids, anymore! I don’t think that her show will do well, so she should consider moving in with another victimized cunt, Heather Mills…I’d watch THAT!

  13. fishfan

    Poor Charlie. I remember how stupid in “love” he was talking about how happy this opportunist made him. Now he goes and gets right back to married. I’m sure he signed a prenup this time, but, why get married again? Poor kids! 2 & 1/2 men is seriously funny tho. Still! It’s a good show. And Mimi #12, your retarded and you have AIDS from posting from a monkeys ass.

  14. auzzie

    she ain’t that great, & never was.

  15. Charlie Sheen's small dick

    Downers Grove–land of Denise Richards and Randy “Macho Man” Savage. Awesome.

  16. juliewooley

    she looks beautiful – better than any of us ever will and you know it so stop being so jealous and stupid – if you saw her walking down the street you would look more than twice

  17. Fumus

    Jumanji is a game of death!

  18. You know, I seem to remember this chick from way back in the day in a soap opera, the title of which escapes me. I don’t see what is so intriguing. She’s not really that good looking, has horse teeth, and can’t act her way out of a ziplock baggie. The kind where yellow and blue make green. As for getting $102k a month in support and alimony and she can’t make ends meet? Honey, give me that wad, I’ll make it last 5 years. That’s with the cost of gas at $4 a friggin’ gallon.

  19. Try to find work as an exclusive CALL-GIRL?
    I garantee ya the telephone is pretty “BUSY”!!

  20. Asscrack

    That’s the price of marriage these days, bitter ass women who revel in taking your wallet and soul to the cleaners. Don’t get married if you have two nickels, dumbass!!

  21. Billy

    #37 and #38 – You are both dead on with your comments. #38, it is what it is. We all know the rules, it’s up to each individual to play by them.

  22. Shelca Smit

    Look at how scared her poor kids are. That is the number one thing to remember when you consider these photos. Those girls are completely shell-shocked and traumatized. Thumb-sucking is never a good sign in big gigantic toddlers. These babies are going to have serious issues.

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