Denise Richards: I can’t support my children without reality TV – not counting 100G/month I bleed from Charlie Sheen

May 22nd, 2008 // 74 Comments

Denise Richards is doing the best she can to promote her new reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated but not really, I mean, c’mon, I’m Denise Richards. I once ate a button – yesterday. She’s been on Larry King Live, The Today Show and The View (video after the jump) and has resorted to telling people she can’t support her children unless she does the show. Interesting, considering Charlie Sheen pays her $52,000 a month in child support – that cheap bastard! But that’s not all. There’s alimony! Yay, marriage rocks. Page Six has the rundown:

“Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support,” a Sheen insider fumed. “Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can’t?”
In addition to the child support, Richards got $60,000 a month (also tax-free) for two years in alimony – adding up to a whopping $1.44 million. Richards also gets a chunk of Sheen’s hot sitcom, “Two and a Half Men,” which “eventually will net her up to $25 million,” the source said.

In Dr. Christmas Jones’ defense, people don’t know hard it is to live with that kind of money. I mean, everyday you’re faced with the decision to either A.) bathe in a tub full of rare African blood diamonds or B.) hunt man – the most dangerous game of them all. These are tough choices that, Thank God, I don’t ever have to worry about while I’m siphoning gas out of The Geekologie Writer’s car. Ha ha, tastes like apple giraffe. I swallowed a little. JUMANJI!

Photos: Splash News

  1. first!


  2. smeetha

    first! i always wanted to say that hahahaha

  3. first!

    hehehe you are not first! suckeeeeeeer!

  4. Course I don’t have time to read it now, gotta go to work, thanks a lot Fish!!

  5. Kodos

    Money-grubbing whore.

    Shut your mouth and flash your tits….oh that’s right, THEY’RE RUINED!!

  6. Hecubus

    Don’t care. Not one little bit. Get busy posting pictures of Scarlett Johannson’s boobs or get busy dying.

  7. Jumpin_

    Y’ know for a while I thought she was pretty hot, but she’s getting all this money without lifting a finger for (ahem) child support (ahem) and she can’t live on this? Now she’s gone totally into b-i-t-c-h territory, I wouldn’t give her my sperm, I don’t have enough to pay this leetch.

  8. snarky

    oh God, she looks ridiculous in that getup, and with blue eyeshadow. Her time is up for sure; Stick a fork in her, she’s done (I’m sure Charlie would love to stick a fork…or something to that effect…in her)

  9. Horndog

    I’d fuck fuck her. Then I’d flip her over and cornhole her, then I’d give her a donkey punch, topped off with a dirty sanchez.

  10. Unbelievable the amount of money she gets. I don’t care how much money Charlie makes – he is getting screwed.

    oh, #1 & 2 – you are both douche bags. Get a life.

  11. mimi

    You people are pathetic.

    Cutting down celebrities makes you even more pathetic.

  12. Meg

    I’ve suddenly lost a lot of respect for Denise Richards. Oh, wait. I didn’t have all that much to begin with.

    Makes me wonder if that email request for sperm wasn’t so fake…


  13. aja

    Bleed him dry Denise. Fucking men don’t want to support their kids. WTF???

  14. coffeebean

    I want to punch mimi in the dick.

  15. Dar

    Denise, you’re pathetic! Heather Mills should have showed you the way! You ain’t nothin’ but an amateur…

  16. Jackson

    She is starting to get the spread. If she keeps eating too much she will get a huge spread like Kim Kardaskank and have to rely on girdles like Kim to make her butt look perky and to tuck in the flab.

  17. Jean

    Greedy bitch has more than enough to support the her and the 2 kids. She is no different than all the Mom’s out there that are supporting 2 or more kids on a hell of a lot less money and surviving. Maybe she shouldn’t live beyond her means……. HELLO!!!!!

  18. Navel Gazer

    1, 2 & 4 Almost a loser Trifecta. Almost. Loser.

  19. Sparqi

    I didn’t know the LEGO corporation had started a line of shoe products. Cool.

  20. havoc

    Greedy, money-grubbing bitch hog…..


  21. Auntie Kryst

    She can’t live on $52 grand a month?? That is way more than enough to cover most bar tabs and gambling debts. Oh yeah, and raising kids too.

  22. babaganoosh

    alimony is not tax free. thats prob why she cant support the kids.

  23. Skeleton


  24. Harry

    This is a prime example of a hot chick with zero acting ability, who got lucky and famous, and now that she’s (relatively) over the hill,and has no talent to fall back on, needs to spend her time in the tabloids to continue earning enough money to live the life she’s used to. All in all, kinda sad.

  25. KEV

    FWIW, alimony is taxable, child support isn’t.

  26. Army of Douchebags

    Give her a break she needs the money, look at her pathetic entourage. Look at those asshats jostling to get into the pictures.

  27. mo

    Denise Richard is a CUNT

  28. hendero

    To all the haters, just watch the key scenes from Wild Things on frame by frame, like I do every morning, and tell me she doesn’t deserve every penny she gets.

    She should have kept those boobs though.

  29. Ted Mosby

    She needs to go back to being an escort. She made good money that way.

  30. lyter

    Ummm, Superficial…Giving crap to Denise and her promoting the show is great. Yet, you have E!’s ad for her show sitting right next to the post.

    Conflict there??

  31. justifiable

    I have no use for this talentless twatwaffle, she’s made lame excuses for everything from fucking her former best friend’s hubby to justifying this stupid show – but his side is just as bad. If you wanna complain, complain about Charlie Sheen’s disgusting inflated salary. His kids get an automatic percentage of his salary, and it’s crass of his camp to bitch about the amount of support his chldren get to the press, no matter how much he hates their mother. Happy Father’s Day, douchebag, your kids will be so proud later.

  32. NY Ted

    You forgot to mention that she has a 60K coke habit a month!

  33. M-m-m-moTeesuh?

    @ 12
    Your sad fucktard self took time out of your assclown day to point that out? And who’s pathetic?

  34. JollyJumjuck

    She and Heather Mills must have gone to the same School of Gold Digging Cunts.

  35. drewb

    Okay, I’m all for child support and everything but seriously- people like her need to get a freakin’ clue. Yes, her life is a lot different than most but who in the hell needs more than 100k a month to survive? Seriously. She probably spends what I make a month in a day. An hour actually. No 20 minutes in a store. That’s disgusting. She needs to take a look around at how good she has it and shut the hell up.

  36. M-m-m-moTeesuh?

    Typical talentless whore. No wonder men treat women like crap with shit like this going down. Get a job whore. And yes, she is a whore sleeping with someone for money makes you a whore. Whore.

  37. tiffanyyy

    Hey my mom supports all 4 of us on 17000 a year. She is just a greedy dumb whore.

  38. ???

    LOL – someone’s bitter!

    I’ve always thought she looked like a koi fish.

  39. Trover

    I used to think she was way hawt. Now, she just bugs me and her hotness is gone. Man, why couldn’t she just keep her mouth shut except when slurping down something?

  40. Adubbs

    For the record, Denise DOES have to pay taxes on the money she receives for alimony payments. (No tax on the child support payments). I wish I had the problem of 100k a month not being enough to support myself.

  41. BunnyButt

    Can I get her address so I can send her some coupons to help with the groceries? Oh, wait, I don’t think there is such a thing as coupons for truffles, caviar, champagne and lobster …

  42. CJ

    Let’s be honest…she’s a second class citizen…B lister all her life…she was briefly an A lister while married to Charlie. So now she wants a shot at A list by exploiting her children…typical B lister mentality.

  43. Joe C

    Fat, greedy, and stupid is no way to go through life, bitch.

  44. Joe C

    Fat, greedy, and stupid is no way to go through life, bitch.

  45. FU

    well she has a luscious ass, bj lips and from what i can imagine, a sweet tasting box…..she cant have a brain too…it just doesnt work like that

  46. jen

    Got THIGH!?


  47. Sunflower

    #20.. outstanding. Thanks for the laugh!

  48. sameshitdifferentyear

    She had the most angelically beautiful face in the history of C movies.

    Fuckin’ now she’s a thunder-thighed, soccer-mom-jowled, makeup cake-filled gold-dig parasite.

    CSheen has to pay out 50-to-100 thousand a month for the next 15 years because of happening to use her body as a receptacle for procreation?

    Sex really is the ultimate illusion.

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