Denise Richards: Charlie Sheen’s sperm is ‘tranny-infested’

May 23rd, 2008 // 62 Comments

Denise Richards is taking advantage of the news vacuum created by the 3-Day Weekend and opening her mouth to anyone in the press that will listen. This time around, it’s Page Six who has the scoop on Charlie Sheen’s sperm:

Richards claims the e-mails sent to Mueller were fakes: “I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We’ll leave it at that. I am so over him. He’s the one who can’t move on. He’s disgusting and he’s hit an all-time low.”

And then, like any good divorcee, Denise continued rambling about her interactions with Charlie:

“Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he’s going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold,” Richards said. “His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.’ My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.”

I don’t want to call this press barrage brilliant marketing for Denise’s show – because it’s not. I’ve now gone from having zero interest in her show to wanting to break into anyone’s house that’s watching it and drown their TV in the tub. It’s actually a pretty feasible aspiration as long as those five people* live close to each other. Also, I’m not even bothering to stop Denise herself from watching. Are you kidding me? She’s infected with tranny-sperm. Eww! Gross!

*Margin of error +/- 5. But mostly -.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. someguy

    FIRST. I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD.

  2. you the king of the world?

    psht. then i’m the ruler of the universe!.

    that pic of denise is scary.

  3. @1 Nope, you are just a douchebag!!

  4. Corlyss

    Didn’t she say she wasn’t going to say anything bad about him because she didn’t want to lower herself to his level? Hahahahahaha… whore.

  5. Charlie Sheen

    Fucking bitch can say whatever the fuck she wants.. It is said I found the love of my life at ~millionairewhoremonger . c o m~. It’s getting hot there with videos and blogs. I wonder what kind of relationship I want? I will check.

  6. Marie

    Wasn’t she one of Heidi Fleiss’s “girls”?? She just needs to shut up.

  7. crabby old guy

    Okay, let’s see what we’ve got here:

    A dull and uninteresting bimbo – who, if not graced with nice bone structure and perky boobies, would be asking “Would you like an apple pie with that order?” somewhere near Fergus Falls, MN.

    And a complete loon who, while greatly more talented than his ex, has consistantly demonstrated a complete lack of understanding that old nugget: “Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool – than to open it and erase all doubt.”

    So, who to hate, who to hate? Ah, screw it, I’m gonna go with BOTH OFTHEM.

  8. Redd

    Tranny sperm eh? I’m gonna say I believe her, being that she looks like a Tranny in those pictures. Gross. So since she has boy parts, does that make me gay for touching myself during Wild Things all those years ago? Me and my penis are confused.

  9. Redd

    Tranny sperm eh? Well she’s the expert on Tranny’s being that she is one.Gross. So since she has boy parts, does that make me gay for touching myself during Wild Things all those years ago? Me and my penis are confused.

  10. blp

    Don’t forget to unplug those TVs first Fish.

  11. Marge

    These two are so classy. I bet their kids will turn out great with parents like that!

  12. Barak Obama

    I love white women. Everyone should own one. Just wait until you stupid crackers elect me. I will raise your taxes AND not do anything about the price of gas. Damn, whitey sure is stupid.

  13. PunkA

    That Hollywood is one classy place. All those celeb marriages made in Hollywood heaven with the beautiful people who are better than us. Except, they act like they belong in the Trailer Park. Seriously, they may have money and fame, but as human beings, they are silver bullet trailer park trash. Thier poor kids have no shot at escaping Hollywood hell,

  14. snarky

    God, her poor kids. Does she honestly think she’s making herself look better by talking so disgustingly about their father? And she’s the one who picked him, plus she already knew when she married him (as did the country) that he frequented whores from Heidi Fleiss. She’s an idiot, and if she’s really doing all this to promote her stupid show, then she’s even worse than Charlie. Plus she looks like a fricken tranny in these pics and is a fricken homewrecker herself, so she should just really shut the f up.

  15. ph7

    I’d love to meet the man who decides to date this wackjob.

    Marrying Denis RIchards would be almost as stupid as marrying Charlie Sheen.

  16. Ted from LA

    Don’t listen to #11 Fish.

  17. a haiku for denise:

    if you crave nielsens
    then let me poop in your hat
    people may tune in

  18. PunkA

    She used to be hawt, but now looks like Billy Bob Thornton in that hat. I mean, remember Wild Things? She owned that movie. Now, she looks tired and used up and does not take good care of herself. Plus, she is a skanky whorebag with the brains of a seamonkey. Too much cocaine went to er brain I guess, eh? What a great mother she is. Sam must be so proud,

  19. Shecky Vegas

    Hey did you hear about the threesome Charlie Sheen had with a tranny and its male lover? Whoa, talk about your Two and a Half Men! Hey yoooo!! Tip your waitresses kids, I’ll be here through the weekend.

  20. rumble grumble gurgle roar

    this is her best acting since Starship Troopers. You go girl! Keep spreading your lips and wrapping them around memories of Charlie.

  21. Shecky Vegas' #1 fan

    Shecky Vegas, that was fucking hilarious.

  22. A birthday haiku for veggi:

    I
    Do not know
    how to write
    a haiku

    ta-daaaa..

  23. BunnyButt

    21, I didn’t realize she was acting when playing that vacant-eyed fembot in Starship Troopers …

  24. veggi

    Thanks FRIST!!! That was down right beautiful!!

  25. If I had to pay this gold-digger over $100,000/month like Charlie does – I’d probably be wishing her dead too.

  26. Jackson

    Sure she’s a hoe, but at least she’s not a fat hoe like KIM KARDASKANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who is 30 pounds overweight like 70p ercent of Americans.

  27. Jackson

    Sure she’s a hoe, but at least she’s not a fat hoe like KIM KARDASKANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who is 30 pounds overweight like 70p ercent of Americans.

  28. Jackson

    Sure she’s a hoe, but at least she’s not a fat hoe like KIM KARDASKANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who is 30 pounds overweight like 70p ercent of Americans.

  29. That might be the worst she has ever looked. Yikes. I guess “Wild Things” was a long time ago…

  30. I love the hot tranny mess of a picture you posted of Denise for this post.

  31. Lord Of Bacon

    She looks like she is really smart

  32. FK

    stop posting pics of denise richards….she reminds me of my fucking psycho ex.

  33. M-m-m-moTeesuh?

    @16 No way that she remarries, this fugtastic whore-hag has read the Gold diggiging Whore handbook and knows she’d lose her free ride. Fucking whores.

  34. Dilawar from Bangalore

    To my frend american veggi – many happy birthday wishes!! I celebrate your honor.

  35. Mississippi

    Is her dad really retarded? :-|
    If so that’s a really fucked up thing to say haha..

    Charlie seems like a dickhead.. But you know she’s eggin’ him on.. If she’s been dealing with it all week, then why does she continue to text or try to contact him? Ugh.. She needs to get a life..

  36. deacon jones

    Where’s all the feminists NOW?

    Im just waiting for one to start defending why she cant live off of $50,000 a month

  37. deacon jones

    Where’s all the feminists NOW?

    Im just waiting for one to start defending why she cant live off of $50,000 a month

  38. Navel Gazer

    Deacon Jones,

    Just because one woman found justice doesn’t mean the rest have been done righteously.

    Sincerely,

    Chief Cook and Bottle Washer

  39. Navel Gazer

    Is anyone besides me picturing a Sperm wearing Lucite heels and too much makeup?

  40. Cuckoo!

    She is totally fucking out of her mind.

  41. jazzhands

    Once again, deacon jones says something completely retarded, pointless, and….. yeah, retarded and pointless. At least you’re consistant deacon jones. Dipshit..

  42. deacon jones

    Sorry, just sticking up for every poor guy Ive ever met working two jobs so they can pay alimony to there conniving ex-wfie

  43. gotmilk?

    so i like her statement that charlie has prostitute-tranny-infested sperm and then follows up with “i have two beautiful kids.” hello denise, that prostitute-tranny-infested sperm made those “beautiful kids”.

    and how does sperm get infested, unless she’s trying to get her hands on charlie’s used condoms? fucking gross denise.

    p.s. her kids are fugly. she’s completely in denial.

  44. Dilawar from Bangalore

    #39, a feminist isn’t going to defend this poor excuse. I commend women who MAKE THEIR OWN MONEY and don’t feed off loser perverted std-riddled douches such as Charlie “I paid $50,000 for a hooker” Sheen. Get your freakin facts straight.

  45. Dilawar from Bangalore

    46- It was not I made that commnt. I see it another troll, yes? I ask, honor or curse ?

  46. theboss

    anyone else find it strange that she says charlie has nasty sperm and yet, her two beautiful children are a product of said sperm?

  47. Trover

    Of course Charlie has nasty tranny sperm. Because he pumped it in the nasty tranny Denise to make it that way. She looks like a bad tranny copy of her former hawt self. Christmas Jones loves the coke.

  48. Ruballover

    Whatever she is still hott!!! you guys hate so bad. But realy shes prob the best person that going to be on E! All i know when it comes to this monday im getting off work and going home to watch her show. So whatever people back off.

  49. yourfacedotcom

    Ummm that looks like an outfit Jessica Simpson wore about 3 years ago with a hat that J-Lo rocked about 4 years ago

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