Denise Richards is taking advantage of the news vacuum created by the 3-Day Weekend and opening her mouth to anyone in the press that will listen. This time around, it’s Page Six who has the scoop on Charlie Sheen’s sperm:
Richards claims the e-mails sent to Mueller were fakes: “I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We’ll leave it at that. I am so over him. He’s the one who can’t move on. He’s disgusting and he’s hit an all-time low.”
And then, like any good divorcee, Denise continued rambling about her interactions with Charlie:
“Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he’s going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold,” Richards said. “His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.’ My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.”
I don’t want to call this press barrage brilliant marketing for Denise’s show – because it’s not. I’ve now gone from having zero interest in her show to wanting to break into anyone’s house that’s watching it and drown their TV in the tub. It’s actually a pretty feasible aspiration as long as those five people* live close to each other. Also, I’m not even bothering to stop Denise herself from watching. Are you kidding me? She’s infected with tranny-sperm. Eww! Gross!
*Margin of error +/- 5. But mostly -.
someguy | May 23, 2008 at 11:40 am
FIRST. I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD.
andy | May 23, 2008 at 11:45 am
you the king of the world?
psht. then i’m the ruler of the universe!.
that pic of denise is scary.
Jimbo | May 23, 2008 at 11:47 am
@1 Nope, you are just a douchebag!!
Corlyss | May 23, 2008 at 11:47 am
Didn’t she say she wasn’t going to say anything bad about him because she didn’t want to lower herself to his level? Hahahahahaha… whore.
Charlie Sheen | May 23, 2008 at 11:49 am
Fucking bitch can say whatever the fuck she wants.. It is said I found the love of my life at ~millionairewhoremonger . c o m~. It’s getting hot there with videos and blogs. I wonder what kind of relationship I want? I will check.
Marie | May 23, 2008 at 11:49 am
Wasn’t she one of Heidi Fleiss’s “girls”?? She just needs to shut up.
crabby old guy | May 23, 2008 at 11:52 am
Okay, let’s see what we’ve got here:
A dull and uninteresting bimbo – who, if not graced with nice bone structure and perky boobies, would be asking “Would you like an apple pie with that order?” somewhere near Fergus Falls, MN.
And a complete loon who, while greatly more talented than his ex, has consistantly demonstrated a complete lack of understanding that old nugget: “Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool – than to open it and erase all doubt.”
So, who to hate, who to hate? Ah, screw it, I’m gonna go with BOTH OFTHEM.
Redd | May 23, 2008 at 11:55 am
Tranny sperm eh? I’m gonna say I believe her, being that she looks like a Tranny in those pictures. Gross. So since she has boy parts, does that make me gay for touching myself during Wild Things all those years ago? Me and my penis are confused.
Redd | May 23, 2008 at 11:56 am
Tranny sperm eh? Well she’s the expert on Tranny’s being that she is one.Gross. So since she has boy parts, does that make me gay for touching myself during Wild Things all those years ago? Me and my penis are confused.
JESSICA | May 23, 2008 at 11:56 am
http://www.talkmarket.com
blp | May 23, 2008 at 11:56 am
Don’t forget to unplug those TVs first Fish.
Marge | May 23, 2008 at 11:58 am
These two are so classy. I bet their kids will turn out great with parents like that!
Barak Obama | May 23, 2008 at 12:01 pm
I love white women. Everyone should own one. Just wait until you stupid crackers elect me. I will raise your taxes AND not do anything about the price of gas. Damn, whitey sure is stupid.
PunkA | May 23, 2008 at 12:01 pm
That Hollywood is one classy place. All those celeb marriages made in Hollywood heaven with the beautiful people who are better than us. Except, they act like they belong in the Trailer Park. Seriously, they may have money and fame, but as human beings, they are silver bullet trailer park trash. Thier poor kids have no shot at escaping Hollywood hell,
snarky | May 23, 2008 at 12:02 pm
God, her poor kids. Does she honestly think she’s making herself look better by talking so disgustingly about their father? And she’s the one who picked him, plus she already knew when she married him (as did the country) that he frequented whores from Heidi Fleiss. She’s an idiot, and if she’s really doing all this to promote her stupid show, then she’s even worse than Charlie. Plus she looks like a fricken tranny in these pics and is a fricken homewrecker herself, so she should just really shut the f up.
ph7 | May 23, 2008 at 12:06 pm
I’d love to meet the man who decides to date this wackjob.
Marrying Denis RIchards would be almost as stupid as marrying Charlie Sheen.
Ted from LA | May 23, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Don’t listen to #11 Fish.
http://www.funderoos.com | May 23, 2008 at 12:10 pm
a haiku for denise:
if you crave nielsens
then let me poop in your hat
people may tune in
PunkA | May 23, 2008 at 12:10 pm
She used to be hawt, but now looks like Billy Bob Thornton in that hat. I mean, remember Wild Things? She owned that movie. Now, she looks tired and used up and does not take good care of herself. Plus, she is a skanky whorebag with the brains of a seamonkey. Too much cocaine went to er brain I guess, eh? What a great mother she is. Sam must be so proud,
Shecky Vegas | May 23, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Hey did you hear about the threesome Charlie Sheen had with a tranny and its male lover? Whoa, talk about your Two and a Half Men! Hey yoooo!! Tip your waitresses kids, I’ll be here through the weekend.
rumble grumble gurgle roar | May 23, 2008 at 12:12 pm
this is her best acting since Starship Troopers. You go girl! Keep spreading your lips and wrapping them around memories of Charlie.
Shecky Vegas' #1 fan | May 23, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Shecky Vegas, that was fucking hilarious.
FRIST!!! | May 23, 2008 at 12:26 pm
A birthday haiku for veggi:
I
Do not know
how to write
a haiku
ta-daaaa..
BunnyButt | May 23, 2008 at 12:29 pm
21, I didn’t realize she was acting when playing that vacant-eyed fembot in Starship Troopers …
veggi | May 23, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Thanks FRIST!!! That was down right beautiful!!
sportsdvl | May 23, 2008 at 12:33 pm
If I had to pay this gold-digger over $100,000/month like Charlie does – I’d probably be wishing her dead too.
Jackson | May 23, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Sure she’s a hoe, but at least she’s not a fat hoe like KIM KARDASKANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who is 30 pounds overweight like 70p ercent of Americans.
Jackson | May 23, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Sure she’s a hoe, but at least she’s not a fat hoe like KIM KARDASKANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who is 30 pounds overweight like 70p ercent of Americans.
Jackson | May 23, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Sure she’s a hoe, but at least she’s not a fat hoe like KIM KARDASKANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who is 30 pounds overweight like 70p ercent of Americans.
freejose | May 23, 2008 at 12:45 pm
That might be the worst she has ever looked. Yikes. I guess “Wild Things” was a long time ago…
Laura | May 23, 2008 at 12:50 pm
I love the hot tranny mess of a picture you posted of Denise for this post.
Lord Of Bacon | May 23, 2008 at 12:59 pm
She looks like she is really smart
FK | May 23, 2008 at 1:12 pm
stop posting pics of denise richards….she reminds me of my fucking psycho ex.
M-m-m-moTeesuh? | May 23, 2008 at 1:15 pm
@16 No way that she remarries, this fugtastic whore-hag has read the Gold diggiging Whore handbook and knows she’d lose her free ride. Fucking whores.
Dilawar from Bangalore | May 23, 2008 at 1:22 pm
To my frend american veggi – many happy birthday wishes!! I celebrate your honor.
Mississippi | May 23, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Is her dad really retarded? :-|
If so that’s a really fucked up thing to say haha..
Charlie seems like a dickhead.. But you know she’s eggin’ him on.. If she’s been dealing with it all week, then why does she continue to text or try to contact him? Ugh.. She needs to get a life..
deacon jones | May 23, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Where’s all the feminists NOW?
Im just waiting for one to start defending why she cant live off of $50,000 a month
deacon jones | May 23, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Where’s all the feminists NOW?
Im just waiting for one to start defending why she cant live off of $50,000 a month
Navel Gazer | May 23, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Deacon Jones,
Just because one woman found justice doesn’t mean the rest have been done righteously.
Sincerely,
Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
Navel Gazer | May 23, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Is anyone besides me picturing a Sperm wearing Lucite heels and too much makeup?
Cuckoo! | May 23, 2008 at 2:27 pm
She is totally fucking out of her mind.
jazzhands | May 23, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Once again, deacon jones says something completely retarded, pointless, and….. yeah, retarded and pointless. At least you’re consistant deacon jones. Dipshit..
deacon jones | May 23, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Sorry, just sticking up for every poor guy Ive ever met working two jobs so they can pay alimony to there conniving ex-wfie
gotmilk? | May 23, 2008 at 3:55 pm
so i like her statement that charlie has prostitute-tranny-infested sperm and then follows up with “i have two beautiful kids.” hello denise, that prostitute-tranny-infested sperm made those “beautiful kids”.
and how does sperm get infested, unless she’s trying to get her hands on charlie’s used condoms? fucking gross denise.
p.s. her kids are fugly. she’s completely in denial.
Dilawar from Bangalore | May 23, 2008 at 3:56 pm
#39, a feminist isn’t going to defend this poor excuse. I commend women who MAKE THEIR OWN MONEY and don’t feed off loser perverted std-riddled douches such as Charlie “I paid $50,000 for a hooker” Sheen. Get your freakin facts straight.
Dilawar from Bangalore | May 23, 2008 at 4:01 pm
46- It was not I made that commnt. I see it another troll, yes? I ask, honor or curse ?
theboss | May 23, 2008 at 4:06 pm
anyone else find it strange that she says charlie has nasty sperm and yet, her two beautiful children are a product of said sperm?
Trover | May 23, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Of course Charlie has nasty tranny sperm. Because he pumped it in the nasty tranny Denise to make it that way. She looks like a bad tranny copy of her former hawt self. Christmas Jones loves the coke.
Ruballover | May 23, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Whatever she is still hott!!! you guys hate so bad. But realy shes prob the best person that going to be on E! All i know when it comes to this monday im getting off work and going home to watch her show. So whatever people back off.
yourfacedotcom | May 23, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Ummm that looks like an outfit Jessica Simpson wore about 3 years ago with a hat that J-Lo rocked about 4 years ago