Denise Richards lost it yesterday after seeing two unauthrorized photographers on the Canadian set of her movie Blonde and Blonder. She approached them and threw their laptops off the balcony of the hotel, which ended up striking “an 80-year-old women in a wheelchair. It struck her in the arm. She was not interested in pursuing criminal charges and suffered only minor injuries.” The Royal Canadian Mounted Police were called in, although no charges have been filed and the movie production company agreed to pay for the damanges to the photographers’ computers.
Howard Blank, a representative of the Blonde and Blonder production, said, “No one was seriously injured in any way.” He said the events were “getting blown way out of proportion.” Blank added, “As a precaution first aid was called. An ambulance was called, which is also routine. No one was transferred to the hospital at all. Everything is fine.” Richards and cast members were “very upset” about the incident, Blank said, and after filming was halted for an hour it then resumed and continued until 8 in the evening.
How did this actually happen? It’s like a scene from some poorly written comedy. Nobody could really be stupid enough to throw a laptop off a balcony. She might as well have driven a truck through the Special Olympics, running over children while saying: “Are we still on the road? I think we missed a turn back there.”
Who the fuck does that washed-up bitch think she is? If that filth-ridden skank even tried to touch my laptop I would be like ‘Charlie’s Gonna Getcha!’ than I would poke her in the fake boob.
PS – That lady that got hit was more than likely someone’s grandma. And let me tell you this, woman or not, if you hit my grandma I WILL beat the shit out of you. Then, once you were down, I’d let grandma take a few whacks.
Grandson – if you are out there, and you have any sack at all, you would go over there and ‘take care of business.’
PS – I would have posted that an hour ago, but lately the Fish is slower than Christopher Reeves on an uphill drive.
49–No, what that means is that Heather Mill’s fake leg sings gospel songs to orphans in the chicken coop.
44. Weehawken but I work in NYC most of the time
My mother is from Paterson. I’m down south.
What I really love is the look of bitterness of their botoxed faces. I’d be bitter too if I was all old and dried up in Hollywood. Notice how they are totally guarding their food with both hands.
Denise to Spam: “Hey, like after we totally scarf down this food, you wanna do a Ritchie in the bathroom with me?”
54. I grew up in Sayreville- though judging by my comments I’m clearly not done!! Well at least I’m safe on the turnpike after you argue with the dumb bitch d’jour
They both look like they got a serious case of Long Island Lockjaw
Denise: Hey, Pam…..fuck you.
Pam: No, Denise, fuck YOU.
God damn Pam looks like hell
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Isn’t the movie about blondes? Denise looks a little too light brown w/highlights to be passing for a blonde & please someone tweeze her eyebrows! She looks like Peter Gallager- forgive me if spelled wrong.
jrz- we call that “hallway sex” here.
Richie Sambora and Kid Rock are more effeminate than these two — get it, Road Hard and Put Up Wet, and Even Worse…
@ 16 bigponie
I’m a blonde and I can see that you spelled grenade wrong. Who’s dumb now, huh? Me spell good.
p.s. just kidding! those two rotten old hags just got me so pissed off!
can’t anyone say…EWWW! Looks like there is a lot of milage on their faces
I don’t get it. I am serious, What happened? Huh? I like Pam, what did she do? Help!!! Airhead!!!!
I would fuck Richie Sambora in a pretty baby minute. And possibly KidRock, but only so I could see if his pubic hair is as greasy as his head hair.
Jesus, do we really need more blonde movies to make all blondes look stupid? What a nightmare for the blondes that have to put up with the nut jobs that talk to us like we really are that stupid.
It is about as backward as someone writing a woman owned business and starting with- “Dear Sirs.”
I need to go hold my Chihuahua now in her little pink purse holder… what a rough day.
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#63
I thought you were ‘purple’…hehehe
Can someone explain why these two are wearing bathrobes that are 3 feet thick? Where the hell in Canada are they filming – the Yukon?
Cracking up about the L.I. Lockjaw comment. “Vagina like wizard’s sleeve” took me a minute before I got it, then ROTFLMAO. jrz’s on a roll today!!
#66
Oh, sweetie, no one, not even danY..(oops, almost said it) would demand that sacrifice of you. You know it’s gotta be stick straight, greasy, and there’s some bald patches here and there.
Why do they look like slutty cracked out hippies?
Yikes…they both look like they’ve been “ridden hard and put away wet”.
And enough with the Mystic Tanning already!
Oh snap, what are sexybitch and I doing on this Superficial page!! I demand answers and restitution! Or pay with the throwing of my laptop. The End (for now…)
#73
Meet ya over at BigJim’s, you little sexbundle…that towel’s gonna drop like the New Year’s ball at Times Square any minute now…wanna go sharesies?
Sigh…all this talk about laptops, blondes and big seventies hair is getting in the way of my Fed-Ex enjoyment!
How dare Denise Richards throw a laptop at an old lady on the same day that Britney Spears’ divorce is announced!
The NERVE.
Well from the pic – I’m willing to bet Richards is ‘Blonde’ and Pammy is ‘Blonder’.
But now that I know the plot – why would I bother to download the thing ?
lol what an idiot. Just lock the bitch up, she’s too dumb to own laptops.
Silly girl went wild at the River Rock Casino in Richmond, BC (30 minutes from Vancouver). She was filming Blonde and Blonder :). It’s all over the local news as entertainment sites are hounding the local police for details.
Whoa check out those nasolabial folds…
@#41, the RCMP ARE the local police. they are a networked national police force, acting in all areas unless a city decides to privatize their police force. If you’re searching for American equivalents, both the FBI and DEA would be comparable to the Federal and International Operations branch of the RCMP, the A&T of the ATF would also fall under the FIO, and the Canada Firearms Centre would be responsible for the F. Last but not least the CIA equivalent would be CSIS.
Sadly, the RCMP refrained from getting involved, as they are now an automotive force, and no longer require the services of horsefaced man-stealers like Richards.
#80, Vancouver has its own police force, which would have been called in before the RCMP.
The RCMP’s priorties are organized crime, terrorism, youth, Aboriginal communities and economic integrity. Snotty washed-up actresses throwing hissy fits are not on the list.
But thank you for your condescending attempt to educate ignorant CANADIAN about my country’s judicial forces.
I didn’t know Canadians fought… odd…
BigJim fights… the ladies off!
I’ve seen it.
This may be a redundant question, but WHY are Hollywood people so dramatic…and stupid?!
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I read that she was traumatized by the whole incident – that’s totally like the time I threw the remote control and hit my grandma in the face – that was so hard on me
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I have a Finnish friend with naturally blonde hair who dyes it dark brown so people will not put in the same category as these idiots. See? you dumb americans are ruining natural blondes lives. RUINING.
How come there are so many Blonde jokes?
Gives Brunettes something to do when they are home alone on a Sat night
But seriously,Denise is just perpetrating a blonde and Pam is just a hag
@#81, Indeed, Vancouver has it’s own police force. What that has to do with an incident in the city of Richmond i’m not sure of. So, i repeat, the RCMP ARE the local police.
Blonde and Blonder is a strange name for a movie about two white chickenheads..
She threw a laptop off a balcony and hit an 80 year old handicapped woman,sounds comical and yet traumatizing. Reminds me of when I pushed my grandmother down a flight of stairs.
wow, she should go to jail