Denise Richards lost it yesterday after seeing two unauthrorized photographers on the Canadian set of her movie Blonde and Blonder. She approached them and threw their laptops off the balcony of the hotel, which ended up striking “an 80-year-old women in a wheelchair. It struck her in the arm. She was not interested in pursuing criminal charges and suffered only minor injuries.” The Royal Canadian Mounted Police were called in, although no charges have been filed and the movie production company agreed to pay for the damanges to the photographers’ computers.
Howard Blank, a representative of the Blonde and Blonder production, said, “No one was seriously injured in any way.” He said the events were “getting blown way out of proportion.” Blank added, “As a precaution first aid was called. An ambulance was called, which is also routine. No one was transferred to the hospital at all. Everything is fine.” Richards and cast members were “very upset” about the incident, Blank said, and after filming was halted for an hour it then resumed and continued until 8 in the evening.
How did this actually happen? It’s like a scene from some poorly written comedy. Nobody could really be stupid enough to throw a laptop off a balcony. She might as well have driven a truck through the Special Olympics, running over children while saying: “Are we still on the road? I think we missed a turn back there.”
stupid cunt
fugly stupid cunt
that’s surprising, usually Denise just makes funny faces and spits on cripples and then walks away.
Blonde and Blonder….sounds like a winner. *shudders*
what does a blonde put behind her head to make her look attractive…
her ankles
The RCMP always get their man.
In this case, their man is a crazy-assed tranny-in-training bitch from hell.
They look like they’re walking off of a 70′s porno set…
i’m guessing she plays “blonder”? Either way, you have to admire her for taking her role so seriously.
What do blondes say after sex?
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“Thanks, guys!”.
Let it be known that Ms. Richards had been posing for the paparazzi minutes earlier.
It wasn’t until she realized camera’s the pap’s were snapping with were devoid of film, so as to not waste it, that she flipped her 70s-style wig and threw the laptops at the elderly.
Of course the poor grandma can’t milk the injury for sympathy. She’s on the verge of being wheeled into a nursing home by her heartless family as it is.
She won’t look so tough when the blood clot reaches her heart.
Why did the blondes jump off the building?
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They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
shh…I thought I just heard Charlie Sheen laughing.
Ooo, I live in the area…better watch out for trannies throwing electronics at cripples.
First of Fish, what the hell are “damanges”… Are those extra super damages? OR did someone in fact have mange… I can see Mrs. Ritchie having mange… PETA fruit loop bitch…
Dudley Doright could not muster an arrest when Denise throws a computer from a goddamn building into a wheel chaired old lady? Not even public endangerment? WTF. Come on…
if a blonde throws a granade at you what do you do?
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pull the pin and throw it back…
wtf has come over me
@6 – Thanks BigJim you stole my fucking thunder. I’ll let it slide because you are a canuck.
Here’s something for your viewing pleasure,
http://www.sexycanadiangirls.com/
** NSFW **
As a blonde I find your comments extremely unsensitive and unirrelevant to anything. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some goo to gobble.
Kevin Federline just sued for custody of the 80 year-old lady.
Wait, did you hear that??? That’s the sound of that movie flopping.
Kevin Federline just got a text message reply on a phone thrown at him from the balcony.
Kevin Federline just knocked up Denise Richards, fucked her career and life up worse than it already was, then pretended to be black.
I think K-Fuck is suing for custody of Denise and Charlie’s kids.
Kevin Federline got custody of the 80 year old and then knocked her up??? He’s a fast mover.
Then he wrote a song about it? It goes a little something like…..
One to the two, two to three.
Fell asleep in the whip,
woke up in the squee.
[actual lyrics]
I’m suing for Danielle’s kids. ‘Cause they’re black and I need housekeepers.
#27 – You better nail your appliances and furniture down… those little fuckers move quick…
I of course meant #26… no more drinking at lunch… I swear…
Papa, you actually let them in your house???
Oh man. For a second I was like “OK Denise Richards, but who’s the fugly weirdo on the right- ohhhhhh….”
@26 – I think I see a major brew-ha-ha on the horizon.
They will only have about 15 feet of chain, so they won’t go far. If they start acting up, I’ll get Danielle from the basement and make her tame them.
*sniffs air* Yeah, you’re right Brain, I smell Sasquatch!
@15. I think mr. superficial needs to stop beating off when typing. Unauthorized is spelled wrong. Or the pressure of being out-scooped by jrzmommy is making him rush through his posts.
I hope so. I usually don’t condone internet fights, but the topics are becoming so fucking repetitive, the boredom is making me crazy. Bring that big gorilla to me and let me spank her.
I don’t care what these movie critics say, this new Rambo movie look’s like it’s going to fucking suck ass………
Ed Bradley could out-scoop the Superficial.
Federline just sued for custody of Ed Bradley’s ethnicity.
Butt ass ugly, worn out chicks, especially the hoe on the right (Pam Anderson).
@37… Don’t be so damn modest. Or I’ll pick a good ol’fashioned Jersey girl fight with you to liven the mood…. you know- us Jersey girls love a good fight! Just take credit woman- it’s due!!!!
Why do Denise’s friends call her TamponGirl?
‘Cause she’s a stuck up cunt.
ba dum bump
Seriously, though, I hardly think they’d call in the RCMP for this sort of thing. Local police, more likely. That’s akin to calling in the FBI for a similar incident.
mommy & Papa – Yous two is killin’ me today!!!
#35 – I think that’s why your basement smells like crusty cooter and broken dreams…
40–where in our lovely Garden State are you from?
Requirements for the dumb and dumber…I mean blonde and blonder movie.
1) Red headband – check
2) big blonde hair – check
3) face like a pitbull – check
Those two look like villains in a chicks with dicks porn knockoff of James Bond.
4) “vagina like wizard’s sleeve” check
(that one still fucking kills me)
**Not to post # 4, adding on to #45′s list. Sorry to confuse.
If Charlie Sheen attacks Denise Richards and Denise Richards attacks the handicapped, does that mean that by the transitive property Charlie Sheen attacks the handicapped?
That hair is giving me a 70′s flashback.
That’s uglee.
And so is the worthless cunt’s behavior.