Denise Richards lost it yesterday after seeing two unauthrorized photographers on the Canadian set of her movie Blonde and Blonder. She approached them and threw their laptops off the balcony of the hotel, which ended up striking “an 80-year-old women in a wheelchair. It struck her in the arm. She was not interested in pursuing criminal charges and suffered only minor injuries.” The Royal Canadian Mounted Police were called in, although no charges have been filed and the movie production company agreed to pay for the damanges to the photographers’ computers.
Howard Blank, a representative of the Blonde and Blonder production, said, “No one was seriously injured in any way.” He said the events were “getting blown way out of proportion.” Blank added, “As a precaution first aid was called. An ambulance was called, which is also routine. No one was transferred to the hospital at all. Everything is fine.” Richards and cast members were “very upset” about the incident, Blank said, and after filming was halted for an hour it then resumed and continued until 8 in the evening.
How did this actually happen? It’s like a scene from some poorly written comedy. Nobody could really be stupid enough to throw a laptop off a balcony. She might as well have driven a truck through the Special Olympics, running over children while saying: “Are we still on the road? I think we missed a turn back there.”
amaritimer | November 9, 2006 at 10:10 am
stupid cunt
whackjob | November 9, 2006 at 10:11 am
fugly stupid cunt
jrzmommy | November 9, 2006 at 10:13 am
that’s surprising, usually Denise just makes funny faces and spits on cripples and then walks away.
BriBri | November 9, 2006 at 10:15 am
Blonde and Blonder….sounds like a winner. *shudders*
bigponie | November 9, 2006 at 10:17 am
what does a blonde put behind her head to make her look attractive…
her ankles
BigJim | November 9, 2006 at 10:18 am
The RCMP always get their man.
In this case, their man is a crazy-assed tranny-in-training bitch from hell.
RichPort | November 9, 2006 at 10:19 am
They look like they’re walking off of a 70′s porno set…
ponk | November 9, 2006 at 10:21 am
i’m guessing she plays “blonder”? Either way, you have to admire her for taking her role so seriously.
bigponie | November 9, 2006 at 10:21 am
What do blondes say after sex?
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“Thanks, guys!”.
TheEmancipationOfFirecrotch | November 9, 2006 at 10:22 am
Let it be known that Ms. Richards had been posing for the paparazzi minutes earlier.
It wasn’t until she realized camera’s the pap’s were snapping with were devoid of film, so as to not waste it, that she flipped her 70s-style wig and threw the laptops at the elderly.
bondi_cigar | November 9, 2006 at 10:23 am
Of course the poor grandma can’t milk the injury for sympathy. She’s on the verge of being wheeled into a nursing home by her heartless family as it is.
She won’t look so tough when the blood clot reaches her heart.
bigponie | November 9, 2006 at 10:25 am
Why did the blondes jump off the building?
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They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
jrzmommy | November 9, 2006 at 10:25 am
shh…I thought I just heard Charlie Sheen laughing.
Deecag | November 9, 2006 at 10:27 am
Ooo, I live in the area…better watch out for trannies throwing electronics at cripples.
PunjabPete | November 9, 2006 at 10:28 am
First of Fish, what the hell are “damanges”… Are those extra super damages? OR did someone in fact have mange… I can see Mrs. Ritchie having mange… PETA fruit loop bitch…
Dudley Doright could not muster an arrest when Denise throws a computer from a goddamn building into a wheel chaired old lady? Not even public endangerment? WTF. Come on…
bigponie | November 9, 2006 at 10:28 am
if a blonde throws a granade at you what do you do?
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pull the pin and throw it back…
bigponie | November 9, 2006 at 10:29 am
wtf has come over me
Brain Embolism | November 9, 2006 at 10:30 am
@6 – Thanks BigJim you stole my fucking thunder. I’ll let it slide because you are a canuck.
Here’s something for your viewing pleasure,
http://www.sexycanadiangirls.com/
** NSFW **
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 9, 2006 at 10:34 am
As a blonde I find your comments extremely unsensitive and unirrelevant to anything. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some goo to gobble.
PapaHotNuts | November 9, 2006 at 10:36 am
Kevin Federline just sued for custody of the 80 year-old lady.
DancingQueen | November 9, 2006 at 10:38 am
Wait, did you hear that??? That’s the sound of that movie flopping.
bondi_cigar | November 9, 2006 at 10:42 am
Kevin Federline just got a text message reply on a phone thrown at him from the balcony.
PapaHotNuts | November 9, 2006 at 10:49 am
Kevin Federline just knocked up Denise Richards, fucked her career and life up worse than it already was, then pretended to be black.
jrzmommy | November 9, 2006 at 10:53 am
I think K-Fuck is suing for custody of Denise and Charlie’s kids.
bondi_cigar | November 9, 2006 at 10:56 am
Kevin Federline got custody of the 80 year old and then knocked her up??? He’s a fast mover.
Then he wrote a song about it? It goes a little something like…..
One to the two, two to three.
Fell asleep in the whip,
woke up in the squee.
[actual lyrics]
PapaHotNuts | November 9, 2006 at 10:57 am
I’m suing for Danielle’s kids. ‘Cause they’re black and I need housekeepers.
RichPort | November 9, 2006 at 11:01 am
#27 – You better nail your appliances and furniture down… those little fuckers move quick…
RichPort | November 9, 2006 at 11:02 am
I of course meant #26… no more drinking at lunch… I swear…
DancingQueen | November 9, 2006 at 11:02 am
Papa, you actually let them in your house???
tits_on_snack | November 9, 2006 at 11:03 am
Oh man. For a second I was like “OK Denise Richards, but who’s the fugly weirdo on the right- ohhhhhh….”
Brain Embolism | November 9, 2006 at 11:04 am
@26 – I think I see a major brew-ha-ha on the horizon.
PapaHotNuts | November 9, 2006 at 11:05 am
They will only have about 15 feet of chain, so they won’t go far. If they start acting up, I’ll get Danielle from the basement and make her tame them.
jrzmommy | November 9, 2006 at 11:05 am
*sniffs air* Yeah, you’re right Brain, I smell Sasquatch!
NotANiceGirl | November 9, 2006 at 11:06 am
@15. I think mr. superficial needs to stop beating off when typing. Unauthorized is spelled wrong. Or the pressure of being out-scooped by jrzmommy is making him rush through his posts.
PapaHotNuts | November 9, 2006 at 11:07 am
I hope so. I usually don’t condone internet fights, but the topics are becoming so fucking repetitive, the boredom is making me crazy. Bring that big gorilla to me and let me spank her.
Italian Stallion | November 9, 2006 at 11:08 am
I don’t care what these movie critics say, this new Rambo movie look’s like it’s going to fucking suck ass………
jrzmommy | November 9, 2006 at 11:08 am
Ed Bradley could out-scoop the Superficial.
PapaHotNuts | November 9, 2006 at 11:10 am
Federline just sued for custody of Ed Bradley’s ethnicity.
jerkywerky | November 9, 2006 at 11:11 am
Butt ass ugly, worn out chicks, especially the hoe on the right (Pam Anderson).
NotANiceGirl | November 9, 2006 at 11:12 am
@37… Don’t be so damn modest. Or I’ll pick a good ol’fashioned Jersey girl fight with you to liven the mood…. you know- us Jersey girls love a good fight! Just take credit woman- it’s due!!!!
cozyflannelgirl | November 9, 2006 at 11:13 am
Why do Denise’s friends call her TamponGirl?
‘Cause she’s a stuck up cunt.
ba dum bump
Seriously, though, I hardly think they’d call in the RCMP for this sort of thing. Local police, more likely. That’s akin to calling in the FBI for a similar incident.
Brain Embolism | November 9, 2006 at 11:14 am
mommy & Papa – Yous two is killin’ me today!!!
RichPort | November 9, 2006 at 11:15 am
#35 – I think that’s why your basement smells like crusty cooter and broken dreams…
jrzmommy | November 9, 2006 at 11:16 am
40–where in our lovely Garden State are you from?
happy hands club | November 9, 2006 at 11:19 am
Requirements for the dumb and dumber…I mean blonde and blonder movie.
1) Red headband – check
2) big blonde hair – check
3) face like a pitbull – check
UNWASHEDMASSES | November 9, 2006 at 11:25 am
Those two look like villains in a chicks with dicks porn knockoff of James Bond.
jrzmommy | November 9, 2006 at 11:27 am
4) “vagina like wizard’s sleeve” check
(that one still fucking kills me)
jrzmommy | November 9, 2006 at 11:28 am
**Not to post # 4, adding on to #45′s list. Sorry to confuse.
Agatha | November 9, 2006 at 11:35 am
If Charlie Sheen attacks Denise Richards and Denise Richards attacks the handicapped, does that mean that by the transitive property Charlie Sheen attacks the handicapped?
MargeAggedon | November 9, 2006 at 11:36 am
That hair is giving me a 70′s flashback.
That’s uglee.
And so is the worthless cunt’s behavior.