Denise Richards and Richie Sambora hit the beach

Eh, Leave ‘em alone. They seem much better suited than Heather and Richie or that Fuckface Charlie Sheen and Denise.
#40- jrz- Even better!

@49… word.

PrettyBaby… Sorry, to each is own. :)

I would kill to look like her any day! She is freaking hot!

He’s got a prize worthy double chin, maybe it’s relative to his dick size (hence the appeal?)

Richie Sambora is a fat degenerate god! He takes a timeout from banging Heather and groupies to lurch drunkenly across the street and start banging Denise (and groupies). Now he has somebody to hold him up while he takes his belly for a waddle on the beach. My hero.

I actually think she looks pretty good. Although I dont know why she continues to sport that nasty blonde dye job, it just ages her. That being said, I think she and Sambora should both go off and drown. Both are damn TWITS!!

bonblowme fag ass guitarist and who is this whore,wait a minute I DONT CARE!!!!

Meh, looks like she had her implants removed and a post-birthing tummy tuck as so many of the stars are rumored to have done. Considering that, she looks pretty great…though I also agree w/ #49 about having to be an idiot to let Sheen (or Sambora, for that matter) touch you. Ick.

I butt effed her.

Denise is hot, but everyone reaches an age where decals-on-your-ass-pants become too “I’m in high school”

peculiar?? she has two kids. two young kids. I bet your mom didn’t look this hot after she crapped you out.

She’s the one who had 2 kids, and Samboras the one who looks like he he’s carried a few babies in his fat gut.

She used to be so hot (when she was much younger). Now, sadly, she is nothing more than a walking petrie dish… Who is still pretty hot.

Patient 0

With that Annorexic rib cage separating those two droopy fake titts, all I can do is quote a little Shake-es-pear.

Bitch, get thee to a plastic surgeon fast.

I mean what the fuck did Charlie used to pay hookers to swing from her titts?

She’s very pretty.

#53 Nah, It’s okay- he certainly isn’t my fav. but I think he seems easy going and pretty cool.. Besides Heather dumped his ass so why shouldn’t he plow Denise Richards.

old and saggy! yuck!

She’s pretty, but she has nothing on Heather Locklear.

I think Denise looks great, but it is hard living in a world where Richie Sambora, who used to be able to melt granite by just sitting on a stool and playing an acoustic guitar in nothing but a pair of old jeans, is starting to look like a soft old middle-aged dad.

*sigh*

Jon looks like he had some facial work done and is scary-skinny and Richie has a spare tire and a double chin and I have crow’s feet and have to color my hair and the summer of 1985 was one hell of a long time ago.

All of a sudden, I am very grateful for all the 20-something celebrities and other young people who keep the joint prettied up. :>)

#67 – Heather dumped his ass BECAUSE he was plowing Denise Richards. On a related note, #44, I don’t think that Heather & Denise were best friends, but they were next door neighbors.

Denise be looking very MILFy in these pics. Much better than other famous (& younger) Moms out there. Brit … take a lesson.

#31 & 35 – lol. Like in “Operation Petticoat”, the torpedo from the sub slides up the beach & WHAM!! (no one is likely to get that reference.)

There you go.
God’s punishment for Denise being a skank is making her boyfriend melt.

Here’s the deal with Denise.

1. loss of bodyfat. Notice icky rib bones sticking out of her chest.

2. Sunbathing to a leathery crisp.

3. Aging, notice sick saggin ass cheeks. eew.

That’s why she looks like her body is turning into a dried up squids.

Denise has just gone crazy like the majority of the celebs in Hollywood. And she’s screwing Sambora for Christ’s sake, and before that the crazed hooker addict. Whatever!

I think Denise looks great for her age, she has had two children in the past two years or so. Most American women (myself included) at age 35 or so, do not look as good as she does. I agree her boyfriend is not attractive at all. He has put on a lot of weight and I dont think he is cute anyways. I say she should trade him in for a younger man, but I think Denise looks great. Anyone that is prettier than me, I say good for you.

I think Denise looks great for her age, she has had two children in the past two years or so. Most American women (myself included) at age 35 or so, do not look as good as she does. I agree her boyfriend is not attractive at all. He has put on a lot of weight and I dont think he is cute anyways. I say she should trade him in for a younger man, but I think Denise looks great. Anyone that is prettier than me, I say good for you.

She looks fine and while a dimbulb to the max, she’s “smart” enough to know that she needs to latch onto another has-been for the $$. Housewives of Orange Cunty indeed.

The only reason she shacked up with Sheen was because he was the only Hollywood celeb who’d marry her instead of just milking the cow for free. Bottomline: many many pretty women are for sale to the guy with the biggest wallet, and Denise Richards is merely working that angle.

Wow, what can you say? She is definately on the “Coke” diet, grey and all skinny. In the middle of one of her Cocaine fantasies, she imagined Samboa as a catch. Gross…To much Botox for dear ol Richie. Can’t tell if he’s laughing or crying.
He reminds me of snake skin.
She has had work too, you can tell. Tummy tucks for all stars must have been 50% off that week.
Heather is better off without his sorry ass.

so how come he gets to be a fat hog but she’s got to do coke to stay skinny enough? BS

“there’s something very peculiar going on with Denise Richards’s body”

You’ve got to be kidding. Look at the whale she’s toting along with her.

A real rawhide. Her skin looks like cheap leather but probably isn’t as soft.

Yuk!

she keeps changing in the light….and well, i can’t understand richie

What’s happened to her boobs? I remember watching Starship Troopers and getting a semi on. It’s a good thing.