Denise Richards and Richie Sambora hit the beach

February 1st, 2007 // 82 Comments
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Comments (82)

  1. kayel | February 1, 2007 at 2:16 am

    Her chin is really pointy

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  2. Me | February 1, 2007 at 2:16 am

    Denise Richards is so SEXY

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  3. sexylatina | February 1, 2007 at 2:19 am

    She is so beautiful. I don’t think she at all resembles a man – and her abs look good for having given birth to a child!

    Didn’t she have implants at one point in her career? She took them out, and I think she looks good. Sambora is one lucky man.

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  4. AmberDextrose | February 1, 2007 at 2:20 am

    Didn’t she have a kid? Certainly did that to my stomach. Damn those pesky kids. Keep you up all night and ruin your washboard. And scatter crisps over the living room carpet.

    Never heard that pregnancy raddles your brain THAT far though. Not like even LOOKS like a good father figure.

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  5. Me | February 1, 2007 at 2:39 am

    she has 2 kids actually

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  6. BarbadoSlim | February 1, 2007 at 3:18 am

    Total trannies!

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  7. Lowlands | February 1, 2007 at 4:01 am

    At the moment i rather take a look at Askmen.com top 99 list.If you wanna keep me interested you gotta do some better posting!

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  8. elizabeththewellread | February 1, 2007 at 4:32 am

    They look like any middle-aged white-trash couple on vacation.

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  9. Thursday | February 1, 2007 at 4:52 am

    i’d never have guessed that Richie Sambora was so dainty – he makes her wear a doily after he buttfucks her.

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  10. BarbadoSlim | February 1, 2007 at 5:00 am

    And to think that Charlie Sheen actually pulled this whore out of his regular pool of hookers to give her a chance at getting some fucking class. The man is a saint and she’s back to whoring.

    You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

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  11. ch474 | February 1, 2007 at 5:06 am

    Having realised that she’s calved twice I’ll cut her some slack on the tummy, however I hate that you can count her ribs between her boobs.

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  12. EliasAlucard | February 1, 2007 at 5:07 am

    MILF warning!

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  13. VeryLiberating.com | February 1, 2007 at 5:13 am

    Leg humper!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.veryliberating.com

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  14. kleigh | February 1, 2007 at 5:27 am

    pic #3

    it looks like her vagina is on backwards…

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  15. Kim | February 1, 2007 at 5:28 am

    Did she have a hole in the back of her shorts? why else would there be a random flower sewn to that area of her shorts. she must pick her ass too much.

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  16. griffmills | February 1, 2007 at 5:30 am

    I wouldn’t bone either of them

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  17. MargeAggedon | February 1, 2007 at 5:30 am

    Looking at him it becomes pretty clear that she’s with him for the publicity/money. Not that she’s any prize. Having just completed her autobiography “2 Stupid Bitches”

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  18. woodhorse | February 1, 2007 at 5:54 am

    she’s planning on having another baby, otherwise she’d fix the “unmade bed” stomach. I MUST HAVE THOSE SHORTS. In blue, without the skid cover.

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  19. BarbadoSlim | February 1, 2007 at 5:58 am

    “ghost rider goes to the beach” comes to mind when I look at that fourth picture, her leathery facial skin is pressed tight against her massive skull, she looks like death.

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  20. sid | February 1, 2007 at 5:59 am

    What a boring couple.

    Let me know when they step on a sand crab.

    I’d rather watch Thora Birch wait for a bus.

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  21. gmama | February 1, 2007 at 6:11 am

    WTF you loser freak?! Richie Sambora looks like a tub of lard and yet you focus on her? You’re a misogynistic idiot, and you’re inane comments prove it.

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  22. BarbadoSlim | February 1, 2007 at 6:16 am

    I think it’s because nobody gives a shit about richard, honey.

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  23. jesseeca | February 1, 2007 at 6:29 am

    normally when your shorts are up your ass, it’s
    a wedgie, but that’s just flat out camel toe in that 2nd shot in. how is that possible?

    it would do her and our eyes some good if she gained some weight. for some reason i thought she looked better than this. her skin looks like a 60 year olds.

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  24. Mick | February 1, 2007 at 6:34 am

    First off, Sambors is so fat he has to wear a t-shirt on the beach.
    second, skin can move and be more loose even if your ab muscles are toned if you’ve had a kid. I think for having a few kids Denise’s body looks great…. but the things is, she just looks so old.

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  25. BarbadoSlim | February 1, 2007 at 6:40 am

    From the AP:

    “…after their leisurely stroll the elderly couple treated themselves to Ben Gay mud-baths and Geritol/Metamucil margaritas at the world renowned spa.”

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  26. kamihi | February 1, 2007 at 6:55 am

    What an ugly fat turd HE is, she looks pretty OK, I guess he has a lot of money or something cos he is one ugly and old fat bastard.

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  27. kamihi | February 1, 2007 at 6:58 am

    fat and unpleasant – ie Sambora she looks hot and has a great body hes repulsive.

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  28. frangly | February 1, 2007 at 7:02 am

    She is waaaay too thin now. I hate that so many stars have bony chests now–so unattractive. She’d look better with a bit more flesh even if it means a bit of a tummy poof.

    Cocaine, no doubt.

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  29. anony | February 1, 2007 at 7:07 am

    Oh, she’d get it all right.

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  30. justme | February 1, 2007 at 7:10 am

    She has old skin.

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  31. jrzmommy | February 1, 2007 at 7:21 am

    After these photos were snapped, a large submarine surfaced and Heather Locklear popped out of the hatch and harpooned them both in the ass. Team Locklear!!

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  32. Fugurself | February 1, 2007 at 7:23 am

    Beauty and the Beast. Except in this case it is really difficult deciding who is the beauty.

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  33. Joshingya31 | February 1, 2007 at 7:26 am

    I thought tits were supposed to get bigger after you have a kid, not smaller.

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  34. BigJim | February 1, 2007 at 7:29 am

    Beautiful women are stupid.

    “Oh, he’s so fat, ugly and greasy! But he can play guitar, so I want to marry him.”

    Dumb bitch.

    Maybe I should have spent less time pumping iron and more time playing rock and roll.

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  35. RichPort | February 1, 2007 at 7:30 am

    #31 – I agree. I hear her next movie is called Incredible Shrinking Breasts: A Tale of Two Titties. Much like unlatching her bra, it will apparently be a small, disappointing release.

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  36. PrettyBaby | February 1, 2007 at 7:32 am

    I like Richie Sambora. He’s sexy and I would date him- belly and all! There’s some sex appeal there and of course I gotta give props to rockers….
    So…I’d hit it.

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  37. Lizzle | February 1, 2007 at 7:35 am

    Hey guys, lay off Sambora and Denise. They’re just trying to hold on to what they got. It doesn’t really make a difference to us if they make it or not, but they got each other – and that’s a lot. OK? For love … They’ll give it a shot.

    Wah waahhhhhh.

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  38. Onenewshoe | February 1, 2007 at 7:37 am

    This guy…….shit, I can’t believe he’s with anybody worth a crap to look at. Denise, come on over baby and take your medicine*&$^%@#@#

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  39. magickal | February 1, 2007 at 7:39 am

    They both look rode hard and put away wet.

    If you think the karma’s bad on Saint-gelina (can’t take credit for that one but I LOVE it!) can you imagine the pot of karma soup that these two are stirring? Wife’s best friend = no-no. Best friend’s husband = big no-no. Denise’s ass camel toe = what the fuck?

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  40. jrzmommy | February 1, 2007 at 7:47 am

    PBaby–AND he’s from Jersey!

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  41. Cardinal Ximenez | February 1, 2007 at 7:54 am

    She puts the MMMM in MILF. I wish the fat ass slob bitches at walmart, shopping in their pajamas and filthy slippers (cause they are too fat and lazy to get dressed) and their screaming 10 multi-fathered kids could take a lesson from Denise and get some class, get off their ass and look in the mirror. Mom’s can be damn sexy… if they choose not to be trailer trash.

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  42. 86 | February 1, 2007 at 8:01 am

    SLOW day in Hollywood obviously. The only people more boring than these 2 are Heather Locklear and David Spade.

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  43. Tomkat | February 1, 2007 at 8:02 am

    It’s called having a kid, dude! Her stomach stretched…she looks great though. And I love Richie – he seems cool.

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  44. jesseeca | February 1, 2007 at 8:09 am

    #41, class? do you know the definition to that word because i’m pretty sure she doesn’t fit it. especially after she threw a computer at some old lady in a wheelchair. oh & then there was that time she started dating her best friend’s husband.

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  45. misanthrope | February 1, 2007 at 8:12 am

    Um, why? What is the deal with Richie Sambora? The name alone gives me the willies. Blech. She obviously has low self-esteem… first Charlie Sheen and then this retard. I’m sorry, but anything related to Bon Jovi has zero sex appeal.

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  46. anothershityear | February 1, 2007 at 8:18 am

    Heather and Tommy should get back together, follow these two losers around and upstage them EVERYWHERE they go, every photo-op, every vacation, every restaurant, EVERYTHING

    has-beens overshadowing lesser has-beens

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  47. 86 | February 1, 2007 at 8:18 am

    He has anchors for nipples.

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  48. Cardinal Ximenez | February 1, 2007 at 8:19 am

    There is nothing classier than a wealthy hottie tossing a pc at an old skin bag during her pissy fit. That is the epitome of class. Obviously Denise is a deciple of Dr. Jack and was simply granting this doomed woman an early out Kevorkian style. That is soooo classy. mmm mmm milf. Jesseeca… hmmm that always reminds me of Rob Schnieder… “Its me… Jessica”… only he knew how to spell Jessica correctly.

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  49. Shanipie | February 1, 2007 at 8:21 am

    People need to stop kissing her ass.

    Bottom Line, Denise is a flamming dumbass!

    Only a dumbass would have children with a man who basically bragged about skrewing thousands of women. Lile what self respecting woman would go ahead and just ignore that. Even if her abs get rock hard, her brain is pure mush.

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  50. elf | February 1, 2007 at 8:26 am

    she looks good for having 2kids! come on now…

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